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    Lack of communication!

    I feel very "cut off'

    I can't find my mobile phone charger and my house phone is giving me a message from true saying that I've not paid my bill. This seems impossible to me because my t.v and internet are still working.

    I've emailed my wife to try to sort the true problem out but she's not replied. And the person I want to contact does't know anyone on Teak Door and is not at work so I can't email him.

    I can't exactly email the wife and tell her to call my mate and tell him to come round mine early before she gets home so that we can drink some whiskey and play playstaion.

    I've already done my job for the day, which was bath the dogs and dinner for tonight was cooked yesterday. See linky.

    http://teakdoor.com/the-kitchen/3402...d-chicken.html (Fresh Princes World Famous Buttered Chicken)

    What to do?

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    ignore the bill and stay in alone.

    i haven't charged my telephone since june.


    but if you actually like speaking to and seeing people you could always get another telephone charger or chuck your sim card into your wife's telephone.

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    meditate.

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    Have a wank imagining the porn you could be surfing -- had you paid your bill.

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    go to the nearest bar and ask a barmaid to borrow her charger which will already be plugged in behind the bar...

    or buy a new charger

    or use skype

    or buy a new phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    you could always get another telephone charger or chuck your sim card into your wife's telephone
    I can't she's at work and MBK is way too far. She'll know where the charger is when she gets home.


    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    Have a wank imagining the porn you could be surfing -- had you paid your bill.
    Its on the cards. My internet is still working.

    Check out this link I found. You need to join up to view it as some dickhead has flagged it. It's basically a vid of some doctor type bird explaining how men can achieve multiple orgasms. I've never heard of this before but she basiclly says that you need to wank everday to get into practice and learn to control your something or other muscle. I've always called it the "chode" (the bit between your nut sack and your arsehole) but there is a propper name for it.

    Don't bother watching part 2 as she gets twice as boring and keeps harping on about "dry orgasms" what's the point in that?

    Ways For Men To Have Multiple Orgasms (Pt. 1) (Love & Sex: Getting Intimate)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indoexile
    go to the nearest bar and ask a barmaid to borrow her charger which will already be plugged in behind the bar...
    The bar opens at 2pm. Problem is its one of those new wanky nokia ones with the really small socket. Nokia should have just stuck with the old one which everyone had. I've got loads of them.

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    ^
    thanks for the link but i don't need it, i already orgasm once a month, sometimes twice even.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    thanks for the link but i don't need it, i already orgasm once a month, sometimes twice even.
    Stop showing off!

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    What should you do?

    Call your mum.

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    Separate bills for land line, TV, internet, and cable of satellite TV.

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    ^ Welcom AO.

    I've been missin' ya.

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    i had a few problems this month.

    my internet connection was shut for 2 days for 'repairs'. i kicked up a bit of a hoohaa and told them in the tot office that i wasn't paying this month and they said 'ok, no problem.'...they even did me a little receipt to say i didn't have to pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman
    What should you do? Call your mum.
    She'd fix this in no time! I might skype her.

    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    Separate bills for land line, TV, internet, and cable of satellite TV.
    I've got them all as one bill which I find quite handy. I know its paid because I remember telling my wife to do it and I gave her the cash. ooops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indoexile
    go to the nearest bar and ask a barmaid to borrow her charger which will already be plugged in behind the bar...
    KW: you can be so helpful sometimes...

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    I owe T&T 3500B.

    They wouldn't let my missus pay the bill, or close my account.

    They sent two bills in two years. Told me it wasn't there problem that I wasn't getting the bills and I should remember to pay on time.

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    So if you're not billed it's free?
    Why doesn't this strike me as unusual coming from you?

    Why didn't they allow your wife to pay the bill?

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    To anyone else who needs to bath thier dogs. I found the Bum Gun to be a very usefull tool this morning.

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    ^^ No idea.

    I was in Korea. Left the internet on for her to use. I normally just went in and payed it every three months when they cut off the telephone or if I remembered when passsing.

    They flat out refused to let my wife pay it. Told her that I had to come back and pay the bill before it could be closed. Wife told her that was stupid and I was out of the country and wanted to pay the bill. They said no.

    Because we don't ever get bills through the post. It's not like I can just wander down to the 7-11 to pay them. It meant taking a trip to the TT7T shop.

    Women was a cnut.

    The wife was able to pay my TOT bill and close that no problem. Just not TT&T.

    I'll pay it when I next get back.



    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    So if you're not billed it's free?
    Fuck you Americans are stupid. Where did I say it was free? I am sure there are threads on here about me wanting to pay my bills but not getting them.

    I owe them money that will be payed back when I next am back in Thailand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
    I know its paid because I remember telling my wife to do it and I gave her the cash. ooops.
    I think we just found what went wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    So if you're not billed it's free?
    Fuck you Americans are stupid. Where did I say it was free? I am sure there are threads on here about me wanting to pay my bills but not getting them.

    I owe them money that will be payed back when I next am back in Thailand.
    Same, same, like the student loan. Good boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Fuck you Americans are stupid. Where did I say it was free?
    You obviously missed the smiley -- indicating that I was just having a laff.

    Loosen up Quirrel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman
    What should you do? Call your mum.

    I've got them all as one bill which I find quite handy. I know its paid because I remember telling my wife to do it and I gave her the cash. ooops.
    Ahh, there lies your answer !! I also have first hand experience of this phenomenon

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