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    Wet Pussy

    The strangest thing happened this morning.

    I walked out the back yard to empty an ashtray into the bin.
    Well, at 5.30 in the morning you don't expect the peace to be shattered by an animal plunging into your Pool. It gave me one helluva shock.

    It was Guinness, our cat. Not sure what happened- maybe I surprised it, or maybe something else did. Anyway, heres a Wet Pussy-



    You can see quite clearly where he's gone into the pool-



    Cats are said to be terrified of water. Anyone else got an aquatic cat?

    probes Aliens

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    There are many species of wild cats that like water

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    Beaut house. Nice and clean.
    Guinness maybe pushed in by the dog?

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    ^ Na, our dogs are residing in Ubon now Jet. I think the cat was asleep and I shocked it opening the bin, but not sure. It certainly hit the pool at speed.

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    Fair play, I've got a lot more respect for cats that can handle water! Your cat's a good'n. I hate "Pussy" cats that ponce around thinking thier it.

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    Well, maybe we have the culprit. Sorry about the quality- the dog just turned tail and fled when it spotted me-



    Our recently arrived neighbours Dawg.

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    Looks like my dog! Go Dogs! maybe he pushed the cat in the pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Well, maybe we have the culprit. Sorry about the quality- the dog just turned tail and fled when it spotted me-



    Our recently arrived neighbours Dawg.
    Was the dog wet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    5.30 in the morning
    you don't sleep?

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    Not wet- it was only the cat that went in the pool. It was just getting towards half light then- so I'd have seen if a dog went in too. Didn't notice a dog bounding away either, so still not 100% sure what happened.

    Sure woke me up though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    you don't sleep?
    I often get up around dawn or a bit before. Best time of day.

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    ^ creepy

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    bugger, not quite the pussy i was thinking

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    Me too, what a disppointment.

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    Why? Both of you did not see a wet pussy for a long time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nedwalk
    bugger, not quite the pussy i was thinking
    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    Me too, what a disppointment.
    BB's "clams at low tide" post would probably interest you more.

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    Fabian, I'm shocked!!!!!!!!!!
    You haven't been married 5 mins and your'e on the lookout for wet pussy.
    Shame on you

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    ^ I agree.
    I was tricked, too. I thought Sabang was talking about George Dublya again.
    So, it was a dam dog?
    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    you don't sleep?
    I often get up around dawn or a bit before. Best time of day.
    Ya! Quiet, soft dawns are the best.

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    Well if you would have brought my house the snakes would have taken care of your pussy.
    Private Joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nedwalk
    bugger, not quite the pussy i was thinking
    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    Me too, what a disppointment.
    BB's "clams at low tide" post would probably interest you more.
    link please sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter
    link please sir
    Here it is but you're going to be disappointed. The pic has been trashed by mods.

    http://teakdoor.com/members-only/340...e-yum-yum.html

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    Once upon a time there as a famine on the east bank of the Nile. Nothing would grow and the rains didn't come and the inundation never occured.
    But on the west bank it was fertile and it rained and the river supplied its life giving waters.
    On the east bank the animals started to die until there were only 2 left, a cockrel and a cat. Now these 2 animals were great friends. The cat said to the cockrel, "I know we are good friends and all, so why don't you lay down your life for me."
    No greater love and all that thought the cockrel, no way bugger me I am going to get across this river I reckon I can make it. So the cockrel took a run and a jump and glided across the river to the side that was flowing with milk and honey. Eating off the fat of the land he called across to the cat and said "Come on take a flying jump! You can make it"
    The cat seing how the cockrel was faring on the other side of the river deceided it was worth a try as he was almost starved to death. Taking a long run and a great leap he soared out across the river. Alas it was too far and he fell into the waters and was drowned.
    Now the motto of this ancient story is still true today.
    Wherever you find a wet pussy you will also find a satisfied cock.

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