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    what's she planning?

    well we put another old mate in the ground, life goes on.. but it was what me missus said that got me wondering and thinking, old mate was in a ferking suit in his box, the girl said 'that has got to be the first time i ever saw him in a suit' and almost in her next breath she says' what will i dress you up in' bugger me i,m not dead yet!! but then i thought about it, i,ve only ever wore a suit twice, both times under protest [best man] and would i want to be laid to 'rest' in a ferking suit? i don,t think so, it,ll probably be me footy jumper and vest i reckon..
    what about you, what would be your final err change of clothes be?

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    suit, i guess.

    it dont really matter to me, I reckon a funeral is for the living left to deal with it,

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    Clown costume.

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    Neil Young T shirt

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    Budgie smugglers !!

    Wouldn't that be a sight !!


    By the way, R.I.P. to your mate.

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    Does it really matter when you and the clothes are going to go up in flames?
    (if you're Thailand based).

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    I paid $1800 US dollars for a fuckin Armani suit eight years ago. I've worn it exactly five times.. It's a fucking blend for chrissake, it oughta burn good, Just dont cut my hair or trim my mustache. Burn me in what ever teh fuck you want, but that's gotta be teh most I ever have, or ever will, spent on a pair of pants and a jacket. Fuckin A - show me off in it before you light the torch.
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty -- T. Jefferson


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    I wanna go with my favourite T-shirt, shorts and my beloved flip-flops.

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    Your favourite t-shirt SB?


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    Splutter, splutter, cough. No way!
    It's got to have some bar's logo on it. Front and back.

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    Ive worn a suit 3 times. Once at a wedding, once getting married and once acting in a TV commercial. If they burn me in a suit Ive told the mrs I will come back and haunt them. I'll have tshirt/football shirt, jeans and trainers thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    I paid $1800 US dollars for a fuckin Armani suit eight years ago. I've worn it exactly five times.. It's a fucking blend for chrissake, it oughta burn good, Just dont cut my hair or trim my mustache. Burn me in what ever teh fuck you want, but that's gotta be teh most I ever have, or ever will, spent on a pair of pants and a jacket. Fuckin A - show me off in it before you light the torch.
    $1800 !! shit the undertaker will have that off you before lighting the flame.
    come to think of it maybe I can wear the tux I had made for my son's wedding only wore it once

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    Racing Drivers flame proof suit. Their not gonna burn me without a fight. RIP to your mate. And which t.v comercial was it Melvbot?

    I'd never been to a funneral before but i've been to 2 this year! The first kinda shocked me as wasn't expecting to see the body but right at the end when the thai's asked for a hand lifting the coffin into the furnice they wipped the lid off and there was Dave (my mates dad) in a clear plastic bag tied over his head. They then picked up the bag by the knot and sliced it head to toe to reveal poor old Dave.

    At the second I got used to it as we had to drive grandads body back to the boonies from bangkok. They over chilled him on the 3 day mourning thing and the bugger wouldn't burn without a fight!

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    One of these nice jerseys would do me.


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    ^ Careful Marmite you'll get relegated to the lower divisions in one of those.

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    I want to go out the same way I came in.

    Naked and bloody. Feed me to the sharks.

    I've always wanted to be somebody's chum.

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    pair of adidas trim trabs and bugger all else for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    I paid $1800 US dollars for a fuckin Armani suit eight years ago.
    A lot of dosh to spend on a suit. Did the need to make a good impression have anything to do with it?

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    hey FF were you the defendent?

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    ^ Nice one, Nedwalk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Carnwadrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    I paid $1800 US dollars for a fuckin Armani suit eight years ago. I've worn it exactly five times.. It's a fucking blend for chrissake, it oughta burn good, Just dont cut my hair or trim my mustache. Burn me in what ever teh fuck you want, but that's gotta be teh most I ever have, or ever will, spent on a pair of pants and a jacket. Fuckin A - show me off in it before you light the torch.
    $1800 !! shit the undertaker will have that off you before lighting the flame.
    come to think of it maybe I can wear the tux I had made for my son's wedding only wore it once
    I only paid $1,000 for my Armani suit, FF.
    Interesting this. I was just going through Sis's closet to find clothes for her last journey. She bladdy well gave most of her stuff away to a poor chick she knows.
    I think the clincher is to cut the clothes down the back so it's easier to dress the body and fend off morgue thieves. Shoes? Dunno about that. Should I do lingerie, too? Pretty dum to ask, but...
    I'm just going to be wrapped in a huge saffron-coloured, nubby raw silk scarf that I bought ages ago in the market in Vientianne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    I only paid $1,000 for my Armani suit, FF.
    he is a lot bigger than you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tao
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    any thing to do with neil young should be buried i reckon specially his bloody moaning music!

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    You guys have to make your minds up, buried, burnt or chopped up and fed to the birds - they would all require different changes of clothing

    Both my daughters got married in the same year fairly recently, so everyone knows I have at least two suits. Which one to choose?
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr View Post
    I wanna go with my favourite T-shirt, shorts and my beloved flip-flops.

    same as! beer lao tshirt, combat shorts, white n blue 49 baht flip flops, just throw me nice n high into the flames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    I want to go out the same way I came in. Naked and bloody. Feed me to the sharks.
    as long as kicking and screaming doesn't come into it

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