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    The merits of having sex with ladyboys

    Try this, to enhance ejaculation, at the moment or orgasm reach between the legs of the doggystyle freak and grab her testicles.

    Have the testicles cradled between index middle and rig finger, like two tomatoes.

    Then squeeze, pull down and twist in one motion......

    got that, squeeze, pull and twist.....(the latter is the same motion as a tennis topspin forehand.)


    "YAROOSH - unhand my cobblers' ........she will shriek. And his anal sphincter will tense, thereby enhancing your sensitivity.



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    And I guess you can talk about football or rugby when it's all over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Try this, to enhance ejaculation, at the moment or orgasm reach between the legs of the doggystyle freak and grab her testicles.

    Have the testicles cradled between index middle and rig finger, like two tomatoes.

    Then squeeze, pull down and twist in one motion......

    got that, squeeze, pull and twist.....(the latter is the same motion as a tennis topspin forehand.)


    "YAROOSH - unhand my cobblers' ........she will shriek. And his anal sphincter will tense, thereby enhancing your sensitivity.



    Spoken like a true expert. Ok Scampy did his coming out, when is yours ?

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    Spoken like a true expert. Ok Scampy did his coming out, when is yours ?

    Still haven't taken the plunge yet. I don't like the idea of anal sex - some geezer squatting there on all fours, a red ring around the anus that points upward at me.

    Otherwise, in principal, it all seems acceptable. After all its not technically adulterous is it, so I don't run into the same ethical issues as I would if I targetted a biological female.

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    I suppose you could try a different position, or keep your eyes closed and think of richard gere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Spoken like a true expert. Ok Scampy did his coming out, when is yours ?

    Still haven't taken the plunge yet. I don't like the idea of anal sex - some geezer squatting there on all fours, a red ring around the anus that points upward at me.

    Otherwise, in principal, it all seems acceptable. After all its not technically adulterous is it, so I don't run into the same ethical issues as I would if I targetted a biological female.
    I like your line of thinking. Agree 100%


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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Try this, to enhance ejaculation
    Whose ejaculation, hers or mine? And, if mine, why should I grab her testicles? And, if hers, why would I care?

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    [quote=buadhai]
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    And, if hers, why would I care?
    It's all about giving the pleasure as well as receiving it Buadhai.

    Can you stop referring to things with balls as 'her'. At the very most they can be referred to as 'it'

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    Quote Originally Posted by kii maa
    It's all about giving the pleasure as well as receiving it Buadhai.
    Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot you don't have a sense of humor. Put me on your ignore list so I won't go confusing you like that in the future.

    Again, sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Spoken like a true expert. Ok Scampy did his coming out, when is yours ?

    Still haven't taken the plunge yet. I don't like the idea of anal sex - some geezer squatting there on all fours, a red ring around the anus that points upward at me.

    Otherwise, in principal, it all seems acceptable. After all its not technically adulterous is it, so I don't run into the same ethical issues as I would if I targetted a biological female.
    Would your wife agree? Perhaps you should ask your son when he is old enough to understand the question and see if he agrees.

    Maybe you should take the plunge instead of alluring to the idea that I have and therefore using me to test the water on a public forum because there can be no other explanation for hanging out dirty laundry you claim to be mine in public.

    Why do you care? ...If you want to try something ust do it.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    I think you should leave family members out of your arguments, it's lame and it doesn't make your point. But again, you seem to like those kind of pointless arguments

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    He's playing hardball with the mockery, the truth and the lies so why can't I play hardball with a simple question.

    This wasn't a weapon to slur him in public, manogomy is rare among expats so that's no big deal.

    The comment was more to make him think about what it is that gives him so much pleasure trying to belittle me online when not only has he claimed on another forum to be a mate, but he has work to do.

    I'm on my last day off, and I'm just here for the converstaion and banter - and what he's laying down isn't banter.

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    "Maybe you should take the plunge instead of alluring to the idea that I have and therefore using me to test the water on a public forum because there can be no other explanation for hanging out dirty laundry you claim to be mine in public."

    You said you haven't. Its here in black and white. Thats good enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Would your wife agree? Perhaps you should ask your son when he is old enough to understand the question and see if he agrees.
    I remember haveing a conversation with my wife about massage. If you go for a massage, you are paying someone to do something physicaly pleaseing to you, so whats the differance if you pay a bit extra for a "happy ending" after much thought the misses reconed hand or blow job was fine, but not sex.......still checks how much money I've spent if I go for one though. Never brought up shagging bloke's in dresses up the arse

    Oh I think you may be taking this a litle too seriously, Moog, blake and butterfly constanly take the piss out of each other and ladyboys with no apparent ill will. If Moog/blake are getting on your nerves just come back with some witty retort, preferably less than essay size
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    Quote Originally Posted by buadhai
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Try this, to enhance ejaculation
    Whose ejaculation, hers or mine? And, if mine, why should I grab her testicles? And, if hers, why would I care?
    It's a matter of simple curtousy, it can't hurt you to use her or she when referring to LB's and it makes them feel better.

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    "It" or "those creatures" are popular descriptors on many web forums, among our more unenlightened bretheren.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buadhai
    Quote Originally Posted by kii maa
    It's all about giving the pleasure as well as receiving it Buadhai.
    Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot you don't have a sense of humor. Put me on your ignore list so I won't go confusing you like that in the future.

    Again, sorry.
    Where did that come from ? Your reply doesn't make much sense !

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    "It" or "those creatures" are popular descriptors on many web forums, among our more unenlightened bretheren.
    I prefer to use the endearmant "you fucking freak'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kii maa
    Where did that come from ? Your reply doesn't make much sense !
    You're absolutely correct.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomChances
    Oh I think you may be taking this a litle too seriously, Moog, blake and butterfly constanly take the piss out of each other and ladyboys with no apparent ill will. If Moog/blake are getting on your nerves just come back with some witty retort, preferably less than essay size
    Quite right, I'm sure Butterfly gets more flack for his Katoey infatuation than Scampy.

    "Methinks the lady doth protest too much".....

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    But Butterfly is only joking, whereas Scampy's elaborate assays certainly do include the odd 'adventure'. That Uma character and his pic as a farang katoey looking for punters certainly was an eye-opener for me.

    But I don't mind, actually. My reservations originate from different observations about Scampy's character...

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    The merits of fuckin ladyboys, can't see any from my point of view, but then I'm not fuckin queer.

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    Sure, "queers" don't fit into the neat, clean box fascist yanks try to create for themselves and others.
    Keep polishing that big bike and pretend you had sex more than once over the last few years.

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    Say what you wish turd muslim, you'll always come across as an idiot. Can't you come up with anything more creative than this? Very repetitive and still speaking shit and I guess from this post, all into packing shit also.

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    I just don't like to stone people who are different from myself - unless they're peabrained Nazi Yanks spreading their vile on the net.

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