Thread: Mike Tyson...The best eva!

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

One of the reasons Glasgow is the murder capital of western Europe

Link?

http://clippednews.wordpress.com/2003/11/28/glasgow-murder-capital-of-europe/

a few years ago..has anything changed?

Tyson should have been kept on a leash and in a cage, then let out only to fight.
He was a danger to himself and others around him, well thats what the courts said anyway. I think he might have mellowed a bit these days now he is broke and his testosterone levels have dropped a bit with age. The poor guy has a brain the size of a pea, which didn't help his post boxing career much either. Just a washed up modern day gladiator now that no one wants.

Mike Tyson, Fucking Great fighter!!

Legend!!!

Originally Posted by chinthee

But, hey...one thing I do know is that Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian of all time.

MICHAEL PHELPS' DIET
Breakfast: Three fried egg sandwiches; cheese; tomatoes; lettuce; fried onions; mayonnaise; three chocolate-chip pancakes; five-egg omelette; three sugar-coated slices of French toast; bowl of grits; two cups of coffee
Lunch: Half-kilogram (one pound) of enriched pasta; two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayonnaise on white bread; energy drinks
Dinner: Half-kilogram of pasta, with carbonara sauce; large pizza; energy drinks

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Food for fuel: Olympian Phelps' unusual diet

^Hey, that's about my diet too...but, I'm not an Olympic athlete anymore.

^ That's true......

Mike Tyson was a product of Don King and what the heavy weight division needed and at the time. Controversy and to sell TV air time and put bums on Madison Square GArden seats again. Look who was in the heavy weight division and at the time and ask yourself if you can remember any of the chumps he beat up. I can't.

I even feel a far pysically smaller boxer like Roy Jones Jr in his prime could of made him look like a fool in the ring. Hollyfield who was an average boxer at best (but with a huge heart) done him over to the point he tried to bite his ear off.

Mike Tyson, a product of Hollywood and one of Kings show ponies (for a while). Not a real pugilists more a one punch drunk wonder.

Originally Posted by Dalton

^ That's true......

Seriously, even Mark Spitz, the greatest Olympic athlete before Phelps, is in his late 50s now. And...he's bitter. He's not happy Phelps has kicked his ass.

Damn, it's tough getting old.....

Most number of medals and greatest Olympian ever do not equate.

Ask Michael Johnson what he thinks of poncing about in water.

Bring on the real athletes, heptathlon, decathlon, middle distance, long distance runners.

If Scotland is so good why is the national emblem a weed ?

Absolute twat, demented psychopath.
Come of the street.
Get's a gym.
Starts beating people.
Picked up by "management"
A "winner"
Used, abused, and profited from.
Still a street mug
Still a psychopath.
A managed psychopath.
Then he fucks it up
No profit
Management dump him.
Desperate search for money making rebound.
SAD TWAT.

A COULD HAVE BEEN

Possibly the greatest fighter ever..

Stuffed.

I agree Mike Tyson had the greatest knockout punch I've ever seen. Bar none.
He had a head like an anvil and fists like buckets of cement.

Quite possibly one of the worst role models and one of the stupidest humans alive.

But a wicked knockout punch.

^ agree 100%

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

Most number of medals and greatest Olympian ever do not equate.

Ask Michael Johnson what he thinks of poncing about in water.

Bring on the real athletes, heptathlon, decathlon, middle distance, long distance runners.

Oh. Is Phelphs in synchronized swimming then?

love him or hate him, i wouldn't want to be on the recieving end of his fist!

If Mike Tyson dream of whooping my ass he better wake up and apologize.

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Fuck him. He'd be dead in Glasgae or Embra in 30 minutes.

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Most violent country in the World pal. FACT.

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

comparing Scotland to the US, we're far more violent.

Tud, feeling your oats a little tonight?? probably true but nothing to go bragging about

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Without Scotland there would be no modern Western civilisation.

Now you finally said something smart and true, unfortunately that was in the past

More funny stuff. I wonder what he had for lunch the day he snacked on Evander Hollyfield?

Mike Tyson in his younger days was a world class brawler/fighter.

By the time he fought Evander Hollyfield his head was already fucked (by Robin Givens)sp??

The brute force of the c*nt could not be matched by any other boxer in the world, someone mentioned Roy Jones Jr earlier??? no comparison, Jones was a boxer where as Tyson was a knock out king, Jones was full of flair and a joy to watch but a 19-25 year old Mike Tyson would have taken a few shots before unleashing a devastating blow to the jaw to send Jones to the canvas.

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Without Scotland there would be no modern Western civilisation.

Now you finally said something smart and true, unfortunately that was in the past

His statement is not smart and not true.

If Scotland wasn't involved, the western world would still have managed to build a modern civilization.

I could probably have Mike Tyson... Maybe not when he was in his prime but if it was now I would just bite out his adams apple and finger his eyes.

^ You should also chew his ear, for posterity.

Mike Tyson...The best eva? I never knew he took female leads in musicals. The best Eva was Elaine Paige.