Mike is one of my work colleagues. Mike is a nice fella.
Mike is nearly 29, an average bloke with an above average salary.
Mikes two interests in life are getting very drunk and gambling.
Mike recently discovered the internet and with it one of the reasons the internet was invented; Phillipino chicks with web cams.
Mike has found a new interest in life, several in fact, and on the hope that he will get laid he when he gets there,
he has promised quite a few that he will marry them when he gets to the Phillipines.
Mikes never been there before, or anywhere further than Tenerife.
I don't know much about the Phillipines, but Mike knows even less.
Mike has to buy his plane ticket soon and I suggested that he get a stopover in Thailand on the way,
check out Bangkok and come down to Pattaya for a few days, relax, get drunk, get laid.
Mike looked at me very sceptically.
Pehaps I'm just being a killjoy when I tell him that he really should be careful about making promises he might not want to keep, step back a bit look at his options, check out a few things about where he's going before he dives straight in.
Mike's still looking at me very sceptically.
Mikes phillosophy is this;
He bought a car on the internet through Ebay for £400, without seeing it or taking it for a test drive and it's never let him down.
Why should should hooking up with a chick in the Phillipines that he met on the internet be any different.
What do you think fellas? How about some good advice for Mike,
and a few anecdotes to make us all chuckle.