I'm not dead

[DJ Pat]

Just to counteract the rumours on other channels that I topped myself, it's untrue. How could I do that?

I am in Europe travelling with someone special. Next week we hit Normandy to stay with some old friends of my dads, then we hit London to sample a hard cold winter.

Anyone wanna join?

[good2bhappy]

have a good time
bring back some calvedos

[bkkmadness]

Thank god for that, we were all really worried. There's a thread about it somewhere in members.

How's the culture shock Pat?

[0bsidian]

check his ip -- the guys as full of shit as a Christmas goose.

[November Rain]

Just to counteract the rumours on other channels that I topped myself, it's untrue.

Huh?

How could I do that?

Dunno. What are they saying on the other channels re method?

I am in Europe travelling with someone special

Anyone wanna join?

She ( I assume she's female?) is special but you want TD'ers to join you? Okey-dokey...


Seriously, have fun & HNY, Pat.

[good2bhappy]

what does HNY mean?

[November Rain]

^Happy New Year. Sorry, I'm a lazy cow.

[jandajoy]

check his ip -- the guys as full of shit as a Christmas goose.

So, he's not in Europe?

[bkkmadness]

^ Actually I'd be quite surprised if he was.

[melvbot]

Well done on not killing yourself. London will feel like death when you get there anyway.

[dirtydog]

check his ip

I did, you are wrong.

I am as full of shit as a Christmas goose.

Quite.

[Begbie]

Just to counteract the rumours on other channels that I topped myself, it's untrue. How could I do that?

So you're claiming that your opinion is worth more than the multi billion dollar information highway. I don't think so.

[0bsidian]

ok -- my error.

[English Noodles]

I am in Europe travelling with someone special.

What's his name?

London will feel like death when you get there anyway.

At least it's cheaper than Thailand.

[melvbot]

Just to counteract the rumours on other channels that I topped myself, it's untrue. How could I do that?

If you go for the wrists remember go down the track not across the road, or you could do the Pattaya plunge, plenty of options.

[jizzybloke]

^^aw shucks Noodles beat me to it, was gonna say has she got a cock

send me a PM when your in London Pat, have a good time!

hope your taking plenty of pictures!

[melvbot]

At least it's cheaper than Thailand.

Pat, if you go to London can you check the prices of the following items in Tesco ?

Satsumas
Nestle Ice Cream
Nescafe coffee

Theres a big thread on it and we need confirmation of the prices from a reputable third party.
TIA

[jandajoy]

Satsumas

Interesting. We just bought 2 rai of an orchard for 300 bht. We've got more frigging orange juice than God. If He collects OJ.

[Looper]

Congratulations on your continued good health Pat.

I think you should have plagiarised Mark Twain's famous public denial of his recently published obituary for the thread title though:-

'The report of my death is an exaggeration'

[English Noodles]

We just bought 2 rai of an orchard for 300 bht.

2 rai of an orchard for B300? Never realised land prices were that cheap out in Nakhon Nowhere!

[kingwilly]

well enjoy uk then djpat, or should it be mp3pat now?

[English Noodles]

Could someone quote my above post so JJ can see it?

Cheers.

[bkkmadness]

^^ It's spelled 'muppet'.

We just bought 2 rai of an orchard for 300 bht.

2 rai of an orchard for B300? Never realised land prices were that cheap out in Nakhon Nowhere!

There u go Noodles, filling in for JB today, slacker that lad.

[jandajoy]

OH Lord. will the tedium never end with this pompous self centered, arrogant ass?

300 Bht buys the produce of two Rai of orchard at the end of the season. When the season comes to an end there's fruit left on the trees. It's cheap to buy. You buy by the rai and pick it your self. Do what you like with the fruit. we've juiced and frozen it.

Now, you sad little twat of a human being, what else do you need to know?

Slowly, but surely, you're beginning to annoy me. I appreciate that this is your intention and respect the fact that you have, at least, an aim in life. To resolve this situation to our mutual satisfaction might I suggest an off thread communication. A bit of a chat, a "mano a mano" through what ever medium you prefer. Perhaps we can then resolve our differences, or at least seek a mode of compromise. Open to suggestions on your part, whatever you like.

Alternatively I'll be at Swampy on the 18th with a few hours to spare if you'd care to meet for a meet/beer/chat/Indian tea.

[britmaveric]

Ahh just Pat's way of saying he didnt burn up in the fire. I was wondering about that since hadnt seen him post. Good news he is alive and well - need more lastest uni students I have shagged threads.