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    A Thread About Mike.

    Mike is one of my work colleagues. Mike is a nice fella.

    Mike is nearly 29, an average bloke with an above average salary.

    Mikes two interests in life are getting very drunk and gambling.

    Mike recently discovered the internet and with it one of the reasons the internet was invented; Phillipino chicks with web cams.

    Mike has found a new interest in life, several in fact, and on the hope that he will get laid he when he gets there,
    he has promised quite a few that he will marry them when he gets to the Phillipines.

    Mikes never been there before, or anywhere further than Tenerife.

    I don't know much about the Phillipines, but Mike knows even less.

    Mike has to buy his plane ticket soon and I suggested that he get a stopover in Thailand on the way,
    check out Bangkok and come down to Pattaya for a few days, relax, get drunk, get laid.

    Mike looked at me very sceptically.

    Pehaps I'm just being a killjoy when I tell him that he really should be careful about making promises he might not want to keep, step back a bit look at his options, check out a few things about where he's going before he dives straight in.

    Mike's still looking at me very sceptically.

    Mikes phillosophy is this;
    He bought a car on the internet through Ebay for 400, without seeing it or taking it for a test drive and it's never let him down.
    Why should should hooking up with a chick in the Phillipines that he met on the internet be any different.

    What do you think fellas? How about some good advice for Mike,
    and a few anecdotes to make us all chuckle.
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    We have more than enough twats in Thailand already, darling.

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    shake his hand pat him on the back and wish him good luck.. you can,t help dumb!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife View Post
    What do you think fellas? How about some good advice for Mike
    He should be muzzled or just top himself off.

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    I had a mate, start telling me about this Nigerian bird that he'd met on the internet,

    WTF? She's scamming you mate,
    but, but, but, well I supposed she has already asked me for money......


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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife
    he has promised quite a few that he will marry them when he gets to the Phillipines.
    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife
    How about some good advice for Mike
    Marry the one with the biggest tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife
    What do you think fellas? How about some good advice for Mike,
    Eeeerrm, the Asian girls with the webcams on these internet sites might not be the right ones to marry.

    Maybe if he wants to visit Asia or paticularly the Phillippines, he should do so, but certainly not 'get involved' with those girls he met on the net or bar girls. If he's just coming/going out for some fun, fair enough, I guess, but with marriage in mind? Puh-lease.

    Just out of interest, does he think he's the only one these girls are communicating with? And does he think bigamy/polygamy is OK? If not, doesn't he think promising to marry more than one is rather silly?

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    just out of interest, what site does Mike use?

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Just out of interest, does he think he's the only one these girls are communicating with? And does he think bigamy/polygamy is OK? If not, doesn't he think promising to marry more than one is rather silly?
    Actually it raises the question, why does he not realise that the girls are lying to him since he is doing the very same back...?

    and if/when anything goes wrong for him, no sympathy...


    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    just out of interest, what site does Mike use?
    erm, www.marryaphilipinoslapper.com

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    If the girls are well-dressed and well-spoken and you know, classy -- I think marrying one or two of them isn't such a bad idea. If they're sluts in prancing around in their underwear I'd just date them for a few hours and then tell them something like I had an incurable disease and only had two weeks to live.

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    tell him to read a few of the horror stories on the filipino expat forums

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Actually it raises the question, why does he not realise that the girls are lying to him since he is doing the very same back...?
    That was one of the points I was trying to make.

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    Let Mike learn the hard way. After all it is the only way for those that suffer from tunnel vision. (Looking thru his dick).

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    I think he should marry them all and make sure he posts the videos here

    the videos of him and them all together as one happy family

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife
    He bought a car on the internet through Ebay for 400, without seeing it or taking it for a test drive and it's never let him down.
    After a visit with a few of the Filipina Wives-R-Us members he'll think a 400 car was one hell of a bargain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Quote: Originally Posted by kingwilly Actually it raises the question, why does he not realise that the girls are lying to him since he is doing the very same back...? That was one of the points I was trying to make.
    ups, you know I am slow, need to speel it out really clear, like.

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    Give him a lot of rubbers....

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    he has promised quite a few that he will marry them when he gets to the Phillipines.
    He sounds like he's dialed in already. It's one thing to promise to marry them. In fact it's a very efficient way to get into their pants for a test ride. He's hasn't given them any money. I don't see what the problem would be.
    Seems like our little Robbie here could use some help. Maybe he should follow Mike's lead.

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    So now you're stalking me as well as giving me reds eh Earl.
    I don't think it's me that needs help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    he has promised quite a few that he will marry them when he gets to the Phillipines.
    He sounds like he's dialed in already. It's one thing to promise to marry them. In fact it's a very efficient way to get into their pants for a test ride. He's hasn't given them any money. I don't see what the problem would be.
    Seems like our little Robbie here could use some help. Maybe he should follow Mike's lead.
    I see a few problems if they found out taht he is not serious about his promises. He should be far away then.

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    like a lamb to the slaughter, i reackon if you get him to pattaya he wont leave

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