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    The sad sate of kiwi sex

    When I was a lad there was plenty to go around for everybody, you could be choosy and only go for the beautiful ones, you didn't have to wine and dine them, just pick out your date, drop the trousers and she was yours, but sadly now for those that remain the choice is limited and becoming more so everyday. Expect a big inflow of Kiwis into Thailand soon.

    Counting sheep is getting easier - there are now just eight for every New Zealander as flocks continue to dwindle.
    In 1982 the ratio was nearly 22 for every person.
    Yesterday Meat and Wool NZ issued the latest count of 34.2 million - compared with New Zealand's population of 4,270,870.
    Economic Service executive director Rob Davison says the latest sharp drop - 4.3 million, or 11 per cent, in the past year - was caused 60 per cent by drought and 40 per cent by conversion of farms to dairying.
    He does not expect a full recovery soon because sheepfarmers are struggling with drought effects on top of low prices for wool and lamb.
    And chops will be harder to find because, in the coming season, the kill will be down six million to 20.3 million lambs.

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    It seems the sheep are running scared in NZ. A Kiwi Olympian-


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    At Least They Are All Blonde And Named Baarbara
    '' So Many Sheep So Little Time""

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    When I was a lad there was plenty to go around for everybody, you could be choosy and only go for the beautiful ones, you didn't have to wine and dine them, just pick out your date, drop the trousers and she was yours, but sadly now for those that remain the choice is limited and becoming more so everyday. Expect a big inflow of Kiwis into Thailand soon.
    naah! lived in los for nearly 5 years and never saw a sheep! plenty of dogs, tho........

    by the way, how do you know the difference between a beautiful and an ugly sheep?
    think i will stick to the dogs! A DOG IS A DOG! no confusion.

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