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    Beware Chinese pussy.

    If you're going to be in Beijing, that hot chick who tells 'you velly hansum' (yes, we're handsome too) may be after more than a good dicking.
    'Suzie Wong' agents training for Olympic 'Games'
    Suzie Wong' agents training for Olympic 'Games'
    Visitors warned of 'honey trap' spy operations targeting West
    Posted: August 07, 2008
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    LONDON -- China's Secret Intelligence Service, CSIS, has trained more than 1,000 of its most beautiful female agents to launch "honey trap" missions against British and other foreign businessmen and key diplomatic aides accompanying foreign leaders to the Olympic Games, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.
    The warning has come in a detailed briefing by Britain's two intelligence chiefs -- Jonathan Evans of MI5 and John Scarlett of MI6 -- to the British team and businessmen. Similar warnings have been issued by the U.S. State Department and European foreign ministries to their teams.
    Earlier this year a senior aide of prime minister Gordon Brown was caught in a "honey trap" by a Chinese female agent he met in a Beijing nightclub and took back to his hotel room. In the morning, the aide discovered she had stolen his Blackberry. It contained secret Whitehall contact numbers.


    "They would be invaluable to the Chinese, enabling them to bug the numbers," said an intelligence source. The numbers have now been changed -- and the aide severely reprimanded.

    Both MI5 and MI6 have sent teams to Beijing to watch over the hundreds of British businessmen who see the Games as an opportunity to do business. The intelligence officers also will keep an eye on celebrating British athletes when they go clubbing in Beijing's night spots.
    "We know that many of those places have been chosen as ideal pick-up places for foreigners. They are particularly looking for people who work in the IT industry, or who have links with major banks or financial services firms," Evans warned Whitehall mandarins, ministerial aides and top businessmen before they left for Beijing.
    He explained the key objective of the "Suzie Wongs" of China's Secret Intelligence Service.
    "Their role is to persuade a target to take them to his hotel room and then try and steal any documents or his cell phone," Evans warned.
    He identified a number of Beijing hotels his agents regard as "high risk."
    These have been fitted with state-of-the-art surveillance software and cameras to blackmail a businessman or government officials.
    The State Department in Washington has issued an official warning to all U.S. travelers attending the Games: "There is no reasonable expectation of privacy in those hotels. The Chinese authorities will be monitoring all e-mails and phone calls."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cujo View Post
    Earlier this year a senior aide of prime minister Gordon Brown was caught in a "honey trap" by a Chinese female agent he met in a Beijing nightclub and took back to his hotel room. In the morning, the aide discovered she had stolen his Blackberry. It contained secret Whitehall contact numbers.
    LOL - a Chinese spy! Much more exciting than saying he was rolled by a common or garden Chinese hooker I suppose.

    Quote Originally Posted by cujo View Post
    CSIS, has trained more than 1,000 of its most beautiful female agents
    How EXACTLY do I sign up?

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    LOL - a Chinese spy! Much more exciting than saying he was rolled by a common or garden Chinese hooker I suppose.
    My thoughts exactly, I reckon that thing was reformatted and for sale down the market by the next afternoon.

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    Must get there and try to infiltrate some politicos.
    I want a honey trap!!!!

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    They're welcome to steal my mobile phone. Lots of top secret stuff in there.

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    I've fallen into the honey pot before

    One of the sweetest experiences I ever had.

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    ^ were you with the peace corps?

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    Time to dust off the briecase and iron the suit. I might be able to borrow a Blackberry, then on with the best Queens English accent and start walking round Beijing.

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    Would be fun to do a sting on this !

    Get a Blackberry - load it with spurious incriminating emails to actual Chinese companies and dignitaries- load it with equally incriminating replies -get an agent to pose as a high profile executive of an IT company- let him be honey-trapped and Blackberry stolen - have him leave China the next day- sit back and watch the fun !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by cujo
    1,000 of its most beautiful female agents
    Where are the pictures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cujo
    CSIS, has trained more than 1,000 of its most beautiful female agents to launch "honey trap"
    That was very nice of them.

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    Funny that....the 4 year university degree in International Business Studies and all those months of intensive English training to be an honourable and good Shuawjay (lay-dee) to the Lorwai (falang); then to be told you have to do tricks for the state.

    Thorght they would have learnt from their Shanghai grandmothers.

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    The honey traps in Beijing have always been there,

    not sure if it's still the case, but when the expat community was still very small there (about 15 years ago), pretty female agents were assigned to every single man coming to town for business for a few months. They would usually meet in the hotel lobbies of the business man accidentally. Likewise, Embassy staff, not married, were assigned pretty agents. If they failed to sleep with them, they were heavily followed.

    Incidentally, the female agents were usually former dissidents or political prisoners "recycled" to serve the state. It was that or life in prison. The choice for them was pretty clear.
    Last edited by Butterfly; 08-08-2008 at 02:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khun Custard View Post
    Shuawjay (lay-dee) to the Lorwai (falang);
    Think you better stick to Thai mate.

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    There is one thing for sure. The Chinese girls give the world best BJ.. They got it down to a fine art. Try it, risk your blackberry. You will not be dissapointed

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    damn i hope my boss doesnt read this news story.

    i honestly did get my blackberry pickpocketed in a pattaya shopping centre, nothing more

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