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    Damn, P#ss, S*it and Bugger

    I simply cannot get to sleep! Worst part of it is I have to be up in, oh, 4hrs 40min to catch flight to BKK. What a crap day this is going to be.

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    Booze, thats the answer, get pissed out of your head during lunch time like most other whores/lawyers, go back to work and just pass out at your desk.

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    Thank you, as always, for that nugget of wisdom DD.

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    Blame it on someone else.

    You're well versed at that.

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    Ahh Tex! Excellent, keep posting... That'll definately put me to sleep

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    i recommend 25 sleeping tablets, that should get you off and sweet dreams.

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    Sweet, first Tweddle-dum and now Tweddle-dumber! Whole gang's here, party!

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    Bottle of vodka and some weed killer may help

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Bottle of vodka and some weed killer may help
    I'm beginning to have doubts about the scientific validity of your claims that self-medication's the answer. New evidence has come to light:

    Tex has apparently been drinking heavily and he's still awake. Sort of.

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    12-gauge shotgun to the forehead always seems to do the trick.

    Blind drunk I make more sense than you do on your best day.

    (I'm not)

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    Blind drunk I make more sense than you do on your best day
    Huh really, you don't say...

    12-gauge shotgun to the forehead always seems to do the trick.
    I bet you're also bigger and tougher than me too. Actually, I bet your dad could beat my dad up.

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    sweet dreams Ant

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    Oh the irony -- the sarcasm -- you're killing me....

    It it really true you're you're 12? How did those twins come into it?

    I hope you're a solid brother to them. (word)

    SWEET BABY JESUS!

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    hey tex,
    i would like to bet with you, that the irrit-ant, sends me more red blobs than he
    sends you, but it's heartwarming to know that we are filling his life with a reason
    to get out of bed in the morning, (even if he does not sleep well).

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    Is it just all a remarkable coincidence that - with a few notable exceptions - all our US chums on here are: middle-aged, prone to childish tantrums, inclined to the right in their political views; substitute ad hominem for reasoned debate; and generally behave like a bunch of immature children?

    I'm starting to see a pattern...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Is it just all a remarkable coincidence that - with a few notable exceptions - all our US chums on here are: middle-aged, prone to childish tantrums, inclined to the right in their political views; substitute ad hominem for reasoned debate; and generally behave like a bunch of immature children? I'm starting to see a pattern... __________________
    no ant, i think the pattern here is that u are seeing maybe just a few of the people that you initiated attacks on, who like to engage your ego with a similar
    lite hearted repartee.
    now go and take 25 sleeping tablets and get to bed coz your up early don.t forget.

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    Welcome to the TD graveyard shift.

    This is when all the fun stuff happens and get's deleted in the morning

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    ^Deleted? What for? It's only people wishing that Ant was dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by dobella View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Is it just all a remarkable coincidence that - with a few notable exceptions - all our US chums on here are: middle-aged, prone to childish tantrums, inclined to the right in their political views; substitute ad hominem for reasoned debate; and generally behave like a bunch of immature children? I'm starting to see a pattern... __________________
    no ant, i think the pattern here is that u are seeing maybe just a few of the people that you initiated attacks on, who like to engage your ego with a similar
    lite hearted repartee.
    now go and take 25 sleeping tablets and get to bed coz your up early don.t forget.
    You seem to have misunderstood, that was a rhetorical question. I don't actually care what you've got to say on the matter.

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    You could always think about sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    You could always think about sheep.
    I'm trying to get to sleep, not get all excited!

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    have a wank!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    have a wank!


    That's probably the most practical advice on this thread yet!

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    SWEET BABY JESUS stop believing anyone here gives a fuck about you.

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    ^Well you do apparently.

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