Damn, P#ss, S*it and Bugger

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 01:17 AM

I simply cannot get to sleep! Worst part of it is I have to be up in, oh, 4hrs 40min to catch flight to BKK. What a crap day this is going to be.

**dirtydog** · 07-08-2008, 01:19 AM

Booze, thats the answer, get pissed out of your head during lunch time like most other whores/lawyers, go back to work and just pass out at your desk.

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 01:26 AM

Thank you, as always, for that nugget of wisdom DD.

**Texpat** · 07-08-2008, 01:30 AM

Blame it on someone else.

You're well versed at that.

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 01:32 AM

Ahh Tex! Excellent, keep posting... That'll definately put me to sleep

**dobella** · 07-08-2008, 01:33 AM

i recommend 25 sleeping tablets, that should get you off and sweet dreams.

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 01:35 AM

Sweet, first Tweddle-dum and now Tweddle-dumber! Whole gang's here, party!

**dirtydog** · 07-08-2008, 01:38 AM

Bottle of vodka and some weed killer may help

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Bottle of vodka and some weed killer may help

I'm beginning to have doubts about the scientific validity of your claims that self-medication's the answer. New evidence has come to light:

Tex has apparently been drinking heavily and he's still awake. Sort of.

**Texpat** · 07-08-2008, 01:42 AM

12-gauge shotgun to the forehead always seems to do the trick.

Blind drunk I make more sense than you do on your best day.

(I'm not)

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 01:47 AM

Blind drunk I make more sense than you do on your best day

Huh really, you don't say...

12-gauge shotgun to the forehead always seems to do the trick.

I bet you're also bigger and tougher than me too. Actually, I bet your dad could beat my dad up.

**jizzybloke** · 07-08-2008, 01:51 AM

sweet dreams Ant

**Texpat** · 07-08-2008, 01:54 AM

Oh the irony -- the sarcasm -- you're killing me....

It it really true you're you're 12? How did those twins come into it?

I hope you're a solid brother to them. (word)

SWEET BABY JESUS!

**dobella** · 07-08-2008, 02:02 AM

hey tex,
i would like to bet with you, that the irrit-ant, sends me more red blobs than he
sends you, but it's heartwarming to know that we are filling his life with a reason
to get out of bed in the morning, (even if he does not sleep well).

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 02:03 AM

Is it just all a remarkable coincidence that - with a few notable exceptions - all our US chums on here are: middle-aged, prone to childish tantrums, inclined to the right in their political views; substitute ad hominem for reasoned debate; and generally behave like a bunch of immature children?

I'm starting to see a pattern...

**dobella** · 07-08-2008, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Is it just all a remarkable coincidence that - with a few notable exceptions - all our US chums on here are: middle-aged, prone to childish tantrums, inclined to the right in their political views; substitute ad hominem for reasoned debate; and generally behave like a bunch of immature children? I'm starting to see a pattern... __________________

no ant, i think the pattern here is that u are seeing maybe just a few of the people that you initiated attacks on, who like to engage your ego with a similar
lite hearted repartee.
now go and take 25 sleeping tablets and get to bed coz your up early don.t forget.

**Gerbil** · 07-08-2008, 02:15 AM

Welcome to the TD graveyard shift.

This is when all the fun stuff happens

and get's deleted in the morning

**dirtydog** · 07-08-2008, 02:18 AM

^Deleted? What for? It's only people wishing that Ant was dead

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 02:20 AM

Originally Posted by dobella

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Is it just all a remarkable coincidence that - with a few notable exceptions - all our US chums on here are: middle-aged, prone to childish tantrums, inclined to the right in their political views; substitute ad hominem for reasoned debate; and generally behave like a bunch of immature children? I'm starting to see a pattern... __________________

no ant, i think the pattern here is that u are seeing maybe just a few of the people that you initiated attacks on, who like to engage your ego with a similar
lite hearted repartee.
now go and take 25 sleeping tablets and get to bed coz your up early don.t forget.

You seem to have misunderstood, that was a rhetorical question. I don't actually care what you've got to say on the matter.

**Gerbil** · 07-08-2008, 02:23 AM

You could always think about sheep.

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

You could always think about sheep.

I'm trying to get to sleep, not get all excited!

**jizzybloke** · 07-08-2008, 02:27 AM

have a wank!

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

have a wank!

That's probably the most practical advice on this thread yet!

**Texpat** · 07-08-2008, 02:40 AM

SWEET BABY JESUS stop believing anyone here gives a fuck about you.

**AntRobertson** · 07-08-2008, 02:41 AM

^Well you do apparently.

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