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    Proud To Be English !?!

    I was at the hospital today with the Mrs having an ultrasound (the mrs not me) and saw a notice board about being overweight. To ram the point home here is the photo they used to deter would be Thai bloaters....



    ...England - leading the way in improving Thai health.

    "...if he's the best, then I'd hate to see the worst" - Harry Redknapp on Premiership referee Howard Webb

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    Taking the piss out of the barmy army are the Thais now.

    That's not cricket

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalconiesR4drinkinon View Post
    I was at the hospital today with the Mrs having an ultrasound (the mrs not me) and saw a notice board about being overweight. To ram the point home here is the photo they used to deter would be Thai bloaters....

    ...England - leading the way in improving Thai health.
    Ironic isn't it. Its a Thai health campaign aimed at the increasing obesity in Thaland, but they STILL can't avoid the knee jerk "its the farangs fault".

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    They are probably scared of being sued for defamation if they use one like this


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    maybe the fattest cnuts in the world are pommy gits , not the merkins

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    ^^^ Can't see how it would work, then. Surely, same as they think road accidents will never happen to them, they'll think 'only farang can get fat'.

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    Unfortunately I don't read Thai but I was wondering if the thread is anti obesity, or anti falang. I thought it was good luck to be obese in Thailand.
    When the rellies visit they're always doing the old gut stroking busines and I'm sure it's not cos I'm so andsum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    When the rellies visit they're always doing the old gut stroking busines and I'm sure it's not cos I'm so andsum.
    No, they're just feeling to see who'll be first to feel the baby kick...

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    You don't think the mass of facial hair, man odour and tendancy to dribble over woman might give them a clue that theirs pies inside, not babies?

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    Who's to say the guy in the picture is English ? He's more likely Australian and he nicked the hat off of some poor underfed Pom. Initially to eat it but changed his mind and decided it would be better as a hat.

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    ^ does look like a pretty normal Aussie beer gut ... a bit like mine before I slimmed down. Didn't think pommie gits could drink enough to end up like that. Either way though I guess he can be thankful he aint a four eyed bastard too.

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    looks like someone ate a brit and kept his hat

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    He cant be English. No tattoos plus he's hasnt got a bulldog on a lead an he's not carrying fish and chips .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun View Post
    Who's to say the guy in the picture is English ? He's more likely Australian and he nicked the hat off of some poor underfed Pom. Initially to eat it but changed his mind and decided it would be better as a hat.
    Definately looks like a pommy to me Ivor.

    Northern type or a Geordie with a bit of Jock in him.

    Looks a bit like my mates brother actually.

    Yes, definately a pom, got no tan either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Northern type or a Geordie with a bit of Jock in him.
    There's more than a bit in there. Every deep fried Mars bar in Glasgow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash View Post
    looks like someone ate a brit and kept his hat
    He must be Amerkin then, that could be a babies hat thats been stretched a bit

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    Nope he's a Brit alright. Depressed expression as England lose again say it all.

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    Man choked in cake-eating contest

    A mature student choked to death after an "impromptu" challenge by a friend to see who could eat the most fairy cakes, an inquest has heard.
    Adam Deeley, 34, from Birmingham, and his friends were at the opening night of a photography exhibition in Swansea.
    Two of his friends put up to four cakes from the buffet in their mouths.
    Mr Deeley tried to eat five but began choking and collapsed on the floor. Swansea Coroner Phillip Rogers recorded a verdict of misadventure.
    Mr Deeley and his friends were at Monkey café in Swansea in February this year, where he had worked for the previous year while finishing a three-year graphic design university course.
    Steven Jenkins, who was part of the group, said: "There was a tray of cakes left over from the buffet - my friend put three cakes in his mouth so I tried four.

    There was cake around his mouth and I could hear and see that he was trying to cough
    Bar manager Daniel Finzelbach

    "They were small, only an inch-and-a-half across but I struggled with four. My friend must have told Adam what we were doing and he put five cakes in his mouth.
    "I could see that he was struggling to eat them but then he walked across to the toilets. I thought he wanted to spit them out, I didn't know he was choking at that point.
    "I only realised how serious it was a minute or two later when other people ran to help him.


    Mr Deeley's work colleague, bar manager Daniel Finzelbach, a former lifeguard, said: "I realised Adam was in trouble as he walked towards the toilets - his body was convulsing.
    "There was cake around his mouth and I could hear and see that he was trying to cough. I ran to the toilet and started slapping his back as hard as I could.
    "Then I tried the Heimlich manoeuvre but he collapsed on the floor and I called for an ambulance."
    Mr Deeley, who was not working that night, had gone to the bar for the opening of an exhibition by a photographer friend.
    He was in the third year of his degree and planned to emigrate to New Zealand after graduating.
    The inquest heard he had been one-and-a-half-times the drink driving limit on the night of his death.
    Swansea Coroner Phillip Rogers said: "Clearly, any activity involving putting large amounts of food in the mouth is dangerous.
    "It does not take me to say this sort of thing should be avoided."

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    BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Man choked in cake-eating contest

    Published: 2008/08/06 11:51:25 GMT

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    ^ you cant have your cake and eat it...

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    On the bright side, he can come to Thailand where he still will be hansum man.

    Was that photo taken in Pattaya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmperorTud View Post
    On the bright side, he can come to Thailand where he still will be hansum man.

    Was that photo taken in Pattaya?
    Don't have cricket in Pattaya Tuddy

    Possibly taken in Cha Am.

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    The Indian guy in the background gives it away.

    Has anyone ever truly seen Dirty Dog in the (massively huge) flesh?

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    Huh? I am pretty slim with a tiny little beer belly.

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    OK, taken at your word. So who is the fat kunt thinking it's OK to to be a fat kunt in public with his shirt off?

    Some folks just have no manners. O suppose there's some value in teaching your children what kind of fat fokker not to turn into .... Must be fat fucking Brit sort of thing.... That fat bastard didn't eat the baby, he eat the whole nursery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    OK, taken at your word. So who is the fat kunt thinking it's OK to to be a fat kunt in public with his shirt off?
    Obviously an American who eats English babies.

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