Thaiophile stuff

[DrAndy]

well about this time of the day a few posts seem to appear which have no relevance to reality. So I thought I would continue with this tradition

Having lived here for some time, I have noticed that there are a lot of Thai people in the streets. I am not sure why they are there but the numbers definitely are increasing.

In my opinion, they think they own the country.

If I was to get involved with one of the female hotties, in no time at all, she would be whining about a "sinsot" or something. However, I am too smart for that trick; I have been around so you cant fool me.

Lots of fat old white trash get fooled though,. and that only serves them right for wanting to live a dreary old life here. I think they are lower than the low, and I am definitely not like them, no sir.

I want to go home now, please

[DJ Pat]

Thais don't deserve to be in Thailand. I own the place, ok?

[DrAndy]

Yes, I think that is fair enough

mind you, I do like some of the traditions and culture, don't get me wrong

those bars down Nana and Cowboy, you dont see those in Bournemouth, do you?

[reinvented]

I thought the chinese owned it?
cowboy has been there for 30+ years
thats longer than the london marathon so in my book that counts as a cultural tradition

[RandomChances]

If I was to get involved with one of the female hotties, in no time at all, she would be whining about a "sinsot" or something. However, I am too smart for that trick; I have been around so you cant fool me.

Lots of fat old white trash get fooled though,. and that only serves them right for wanting to live a dreary old life here. I think they are lower than the low

Well I was lucky, the sale of my ex-council house in "a namless dreary northen town" was more than enough for the sin sot and the wedding and the new pick-up for papa.

Gald to be out of it to be honest, kid's back home now got no respect and there's no way me and my teenage wife (she's not a whore thou she only used to do the cashiers job) could make end's meet back home on my miserly state pension, but still the 30,000 bhat a month goes quite far up here in the deepest darkest part of Nakorn Nowhere. It would be nice to have a bit left over every month though, just for some luxury's like bread, or mabye a news paper. I let the misses handle all that though as I don't speak the lingo that good and well, she did used to be a cashier. Someting always comes up every month though!!

Still where back home could a fat old git like me get a nice cute teenage wife thats happy wiping the sweat out from under my man breasts....not a chance mate.

[stroller]

Lots of fat old white trash get fooled though,

Not all of them, I've never had a ladyboy whining about "sinsot". What is it, anyway? The monthly girlie thingie?

[The Gent]

Thais don't deserve to be in Thailand. I own the place, ok?

Geeze...Pat. After all this time in LOS you don't know who 'owns' the place?
Backpackers - of course!

[DJ Pat]

Are you egging me on to a new thread on such creatures?

[stroller]

Are you egging me on to a new thread on such creatures?

What about another one of your 'pet-hates'? I am sure there are lots you haven't told anyone about yet.

[machangezi]

well about this time of the day a few posts seem to appear which have no relevance to reality. So I thought I would continue with this tradition

Having lived here for some time, I have noticed that there are a lot of Thai people in the streets. I am not sure why they are there but the numbers definitely are increasing.

In my opinion, they think they own the country.

If I was to get involved with one of the female hotties, in no time at all, she would be whining about a "sinsot" or something. However, I am too smart for that trick; I have been around so you cant fool me.

Lots of fat old white trash get fooled though,. and that only serves them right for wanting to live a dreary old life here. I think they are lower than the low, and I am definitely not like them, no sir.

I want to go home now, please

You sound like someone, not naming any names, who thinks he can teach his grandma how to suck eggs.

*If you get what I mean Doc*

[DrAndy]

errmm, no Macha

anyway, thank you all for your sincere replies

and also thanks for not analising me (or should that be analysing?)

[reinvented]

i'd sooner be analyzed than buggered doc

[friscofrankie]

errmm, no Macha

anyway, thank you all for your sincere replies

and also thanks for not analising me (or should that be analysing?)

That's analyzing
Jeese, fuckin' Brits cain't spell.

[DrAndy]

I know Frankie, but anything for a small laugh

damn, CMN must be laughing up his sleeve at me

this thread is so weak, like 12 replies. The one he stole from me already 60+

thats worth at least 2 non-alcoholic beers

[friscofrankie]

Had a brit MBA workin at some Financial Think Tank. Dude was brilliant mathematician articulate. Damn near lost his $100k+ job because all his brit spelling in his reports.
Fuckin guy wouldn't use the spell checker because it was "wrong"

[DrAndy]

yep, I hate spelling colour as color and stupid as Bush

what to do

[Marmite the Dog]

Fuckin guy wouldn't use the spell checker because it was "wrong"

Fair enough. Kudos to the guy for attempting to educate some of you though.

[friscofrankie]

yep, I hate spelling colour as color and stupid as Bush

I can rememebr the days when "bush" was good thing. Fuckin' guys fucked up more than a country.
Been associating with too many brits. I occasionally spell-out things behaviour or colour.
Gotta get out more...

[Lily]

Go travelling to the centre of town Frankie, do some shopping, put it into the boot, mind you dont scratch the bonnet and have a few beers.

[DrAndy]

Those are the correct spellings, of course

When some colonial spelling is adopted as correct, then the world will be a worse off place

Exaggeration, no, just the truth

so keep it up Frankie, we know it's there in your genes

[Marmite the Dog]

I occasionally spell-out things behaviour or colour.

You could almost pass for a native speaker mate. Well done!

[Lily]

When some colonial spelling is adopted as correct, then the world will be a worse off place

Mr Webster didnt think that.


Tell me Andy, do you say 'I live in Scott street' or 'I live on Scott street'

[DrAndy]

Mr Webster is well known for his inaccuracies. You should use Mr Oxfords book.

As for your Ajarn question, if I did live in Scott street, I would answer you Lily

[Marmite the Dog]

Does anyone live on Scott Street?

[SiamCutie]

I would if I knew where it was