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    Who said british birds were fat?


    Georgia Davis ... what she eats in one day


    FOOD addict Georgia Davis told last night how eating is a drug as deadly as heroin for her ó and has driven her weight to a life-threatening 33 STONES at 15.


    The scared schoolgirl admitted: ďDoctors have told me I could drop dead at any moment.


    ďI canít walk more than a few steps without getting out of breath and a few months ago I developed Type 2 diabetes. When I look in the mirror I feel sad and go to my bedroom and cry.


    ďI know itís partly my fault. But itís so hard to stop eating.


    ďItís like a drug. Some people choose heroin but Iíve chosen food and itís killing me.Ē

    Georgia ... in battle to survive

    Marc Giddings




    Georgia, who stands at 5ft 6ins, munches her way through a calorie-busting succession of unhealthy snacks every day.

    typical daily intake includes processed ready-meals, several sandwiches, multi-packs of peanuts and crisps, sausages, pasties, chips, chocolate and chunks of cheese ó washed down with litre bottles of Coke or pints of milk.

    Support ... mum Lesley and Georgia

    Marc Giddings



    It adds up to 13,538 calories a day. The average 15-year-old girl only needs 2,000 calories a day and should weigh 9st 4lb.


    Georgia, from Aberdare, South Wales, has even been banned from her school canteen for over-eating.

    Britain's fattest teen weighs 33st | The Sun |Woman|Real Life
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    I'll never understand these people. Just stop eating. That spread she has there probable costs $50 a day. She obviously can't work (unless it's on the internet), she's too fat. So big mama there should cut her allowance. There problem solved, saved another whale. PM me for more great weight loss strategies.

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    Should have a rule on Teakdoor. "No fat birds allowed"

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    If she cant take more than a few steps without having to catch her breath then someones going off to buy the food for her. Partly their fault as well.

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    Just noticed... She's Welsh. Are they all like that?

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    By god no. I used to go to Wales twice a week and theres some absolute cracking women there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post



    Jeeezus. Thank god they did not post the bikini shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post


    BRITAIN'S FATTEST TEEN

    Georgia, from Aberdare, South Wales, has even been banned from her school canteen for over-eating.
    Us Welsh are having a kick ass year!! Rugby Grand Slam, FA Cup finalists, Joe Calzaghe beats Bernard Hopkins and now Britain's fattest teen!!!



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    As I look down on my tiny little beer belly and realise that I am a hansome man

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    I blame her mother, look at the size of her, obviously a gross over eater herself, she encouraged her daughter to do the same. To me fat kids parents should be sent to prison, as at the end of the day you are responsible for your kids diet up to a certain age anyway, and feeding them shit from an early age can fcuk their whole lives up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    and feeding them shit from an early age can fcuk their whole lives up.
    Pretty sure UK has child abuse laws, and that really looks like a good case of child abuse.

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    When on my travels noticed that teen girls are generally bigger and beefier than 20 years ago. Taller with bigger bones right across the board and with regard to British and Aussie girls.

    Must be their diet but I can't really relate diet with general stature or bone size.

    Also agree with BB that this girls present life threatening situation was caused by her parents poor diet control.

    Perfect example how you can slowly kill someone with kindness.

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    I waiting for Blackgangs comments.

    I'm sure he has some politically correct views on this

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    horrible now you know why i live in pattaya

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    She can't help it. She's British.

    Hook 'er up with a few large and retarded tattoos, knock out a few teeth, get her pregnant and dye her stringy, greasy hair some putrid shade of purple and she'll be your stereotypical fat fucking stupid Brit cow. Plonk her enormous, cellulite riddled ass in a waiting room at the NIH clinic and record her mealy-mouthed rants about how her government doesn't care about her -- blaming everyone in earshot for her self-inflicted troubles. Capture her drug-addled brothers sneaking in to deliver her third installment of deep-fat-fried fish'n'chips to her before consoling her as she blubbers away about how it's all someone else's fault. The scene wouldn't be complete until the equally fat nurse waddles in wearing a riduculous costume complete with authoritative badge and explains in a clipped, proper tone, looking at a point in space exactly four inches above Georgia's gnarly purple rat's nest, that Georgia (the patient, not the country) isn't authorized any coverage unless she's from Uzbekistan, Liberia or Sierra Leone. Georgia and her brothers will throw chairs, break windows, and beat up the elderly patients before walking back to their council estate, stopping for a hit of smack and more fish'n'chips, to have an orgy among themselves.

    I know all this because I'm an Anglophile from way back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johngal
    horrible now you know why i live in pattaya
    Because you have to pay for sex?

    You and the fat bird have got something in common then.

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    She'll grow out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    She can't help it. She's British. Hook 'er up with a few large and retarded tattoos, knock out a few teeth, get her pregnant and dye her stringy, greasy hair some putrid shade of purple and she'll be your stereotypical fat fucking stupid Brit cow. Plonk her enormous, cellulite riddled ass in a waiting room at the NIH clinic blah, blah. blah
    Do you mean NHS, Tex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    Who said british birds were fat?
    Yep, seen one in the tabloids, seen us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post

    Yep, seen one in the tabloids, seen us all.
    You'll be refering to page 3 in The Sun then NR.



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    ^ Good point.

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    Personally speaking, I like a woman with some meat on her bones.

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    Can't see the attraction myself


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    ^ So this time the reporter didn't 'make his excuses and left'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    She can't help it. She's British.

    Hook 'er up with a few large and retarded tattoos, knock out a few teeth, get her pregnant and dye her stringy, greasy hair some putrid shade of purple and she'll be your stereotypical fat fucking stupid Brit cow. Plonk her enormous, cellulite riddled ass in a waiting room at the NIH clinic and record her mealy-mouthed rants about how her government doesn't care about her -- blaming everyone in earshot for her self-inflicted troubles. Capture her drug-addled brothers sneaking in to deliver her third installment of deep-fat-fried fish'n'chips to her before consoling her as she blubbers away about how it's all someone else's fault. The scene wouldn't be complete until the equally fat nurse waddles in wearing a riduculous costume complete with authoritative badge and explains in a clipped, proper tone, looking at a point in space exactly four inches above Georgia's gnarly purple rat's nest, that Georgia (the patient, not the country) isn't authorized any coverage unless she's from Uzbekistan, Liberia or Sierra Leone. Georgia and her brothers will throw chairs, break windows, and beat up the elderly patients before walking back to their council estate, stopping for a hit of smack and more fish'n'chips, to have an orgy among themselves.

    I know all this because I'm an Anglophile from way back.

    ^ good point!

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