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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    Just noticed... She's Welsh. Are they all like that?
    get it right, read the foking thing

    "Georgia, originally from Gravesend, Kent, moved to Wales with her mum Lesley, 53, in 2002."

    so no they 're not all like that

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    "Georgia, originally from Gravesend, Kent, moved to Wales with her mum Lesley, 53, in 2002."
    And had to hire two trucks just to move both their fat asses.


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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    She can't help it. She's British. Hook 'er up with a few large and retarded tattoos, knock out a few teeth, get her pregnant and dye her stringy, greasy hair some putrid shade of purple and she'll be your stereotypical fat fucking stupid Brit cow. Plonk her enormous, cellulite riddled ass in a waiting room at the NIH clinic blah, blah. blah
    Do you mean NHS, Tex?
    No, it's a sub-section of NHS.

    NIH. No Intervention for Holsteins. All they do is turn lardasses away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Must be their diet but I can't really relate diet with general stature or bone size.
    Birth control pills, increased hormones beginning to work through generations of use, never studied them at length that way in their studies but they use hormones to increase growth and production in every farm animal used for food these days but somehow when it comes to people they think it has no effect...

    They're developing earlier, sexed earlier and maturing earlier in every way.

    To me it seems like the opposite effect is happening more to boys too. Less body hair, more effeminate, smaller builds in many cases, etc... Think about it....Or not....up to you....

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    She can't help it. Maybe she's American.

    Hook 'er up with a few large and retarded tattoos, knock out a few teeth, get her pregnant and dye her stringy, greasy hair some putrid shade of purple and she'll be your stereotypical fat fucking stupid yank cow. Plonk her enormous, cellulite riddled ass in a waiting room at the "I cant help it, I'm the victim here" clinic and record her mealy-mouthed rants about how her government doesn't care about her -- blaming everyone in earshot for her self-inflicted troubles. Capture her drug-addled brothers sneaking in to deliver her third installment of big macs to her before consoling her as she blubbers away about how it's all someone else's fault. The scene wouldn't be complete until the equally fat nurse waddles in wearing a riduculous costume complete with authoritative badge and explains in a clipped, proper tone, looking at a point in space exactly four inches above Georgia's gnarly purple rat's nest, that Georgia (the patient, not the country) isn't authorized any coverage unless she's from Uzbekistan, Liberia or Sierra Leone. Georgia and her brothers will throw chairs, break windows, and beat up the elderly patients before walking back to their trailer park, stopping for a hit of smack and more big macs, to have an orgy among themselves.

    I know all this because I'm an seppophile from way back

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    Hey buddy, find your own whippin' post. This one's mine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
    She can't help it. Maybe she's American.

    Hook 'er up with a few large and retarded tattoos, knock out a few teeth, get her pregnant and dye her stringy, greasy hair some putrid shade of purple and she'll be your stereotypical fat fucking stupid yank cow. Plonk her enormous, cellulite riddled ass in a waiting room at the "I cant help it, I'm the victim here" clinic and record her mealy-mouthed rants about how her government doesn't care about her -- blaming everyone in earshot for her self-inflicted troubles. Capture her drug-addled brothers sneaking in to deliver her third installment of big macs to her before consoling her as she blubbers away about how it's all someone else's fault. The scene wouldn't be complete until the equally fat nurse waddles in wearing a riduculous costume complete with authoritative badge and explains in a clipped, proper tone, looking at a point in space exactly four inches above Georgia's gnarly purple rat's nest, that Georgia (the patient, not the country) isn't authorized any coverage unless she's from Uzbekistan, Liberia or Sierra Leone. Georgia and her brothers will throw chairs, break windows, and beat up the elderly patients before walking back to their trailer park, stopping for a hit of smack and more big macs, to have an orgy among themselves.

    I know all this because I'm an seppophile from way back

    ^ good point!

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    Sadly, I heard this comment a lot back in Chitown. The other popular excuses were "thyroid problem" and "everyone in my family as slow metabolism"

    Quote Originally Posted by Red dragon View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    Sadly, I heard this comment a lot back in Chitown. The other popular excuses were "thyroid problem" and "everyone in my family as slow metabolism"
    Or the classic "I suffer from water retension".

    'Water retension' my arse. More like 'chocolate cake retension'.

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    Thanks for reminding me why I have come back to Thailand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liegh the Man View Post
    Thanks for reminding me why I have come back to Thailand
    Food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    Or the classic "I suffer from water retension".
    Yes that Chestnut, I used to work in the iT depatment for Cadbury in England. We used to get free stuff like damaged chocolate and free coke. There was this big heffer of a thing that had the water retention problem and would make a big point of letting everybody know she was recieving tablets from her doctor to treat such.
    She was about 20 stone, of course, the 1 kg bag of chocolate she ate every nightshift had fock all to do with it

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    I used to do some work for trebors, cadburys bought them out, damn good deals on kilo bags of sweets the sons owner of trebors used to work for underwoods a contracted lorry company trebors used, didn't like it known that he was the big mans sons, he got 1 million quid I think and retired to Spain, lorry driver to retiree at the age of 20 odd

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    ^ You paid for the stuff? We were rolling in it free of charge. Brown paper bags filled with broken Flakes, squashed Turkish Delight, the lot. Even the coke machine was free soot yawt!

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    My mum & sister once took a summer job with Cadbury's when I was a teenager. Mum's diabetic, so never touched the free choccies, but my sister has a sweet tooth. Surprisingly, she got sick of the 'all you can eat' chocolate after about 3 days & never touched it for the rest of the time she was there.

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    ^ It was rumoured that it was company policy that if you worked in the production areas you could eat all you liked. Management knew that most would be sick of it after 48 hours so it was probably easier to do it that way than implement and enforce a no theft policy.
    I bet their HR department got about 5000 CVs every day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    She can't help it. She's British.

    Hook 'er up with a few large and retarded tattoos, knock out a few teeth, get her pregnant and dye her stringy, greasy hair some putrid shade of purple and she'll be your stereotypical fat fucking stupid Brit cow. Plonk her enormous, cellulite riddled ass in a waiting room at the NIH clinic and record her mealy-mouthed rants about how her government doesn't care about her -- blaming everyone in earshot for her self-inflicted troubles. Capture her drug-addled brothers sneaking in to deliver her third installment of deep-fat-fried fish'n'chips to her before consoling her as she blubbers away about how it's all someone else's fault. The scene wouldn't be complete until the equally fat nurse waddles in wearing a riduculous costume complete with authoritative badge and explains in a clipped, proper tone, looking at a point in space exactly four inches above Georgia's gnarly purple rat's nest, that Georgia (the patient, not the country) isn't authorized any coverage unless she's from Uzbekistan, Liberia or Sierra Leone. Georgia and her brothers will throw chairs, break windows, and beat up the elderly patients before walking back to their council estate, stopping for a hit of smack and more fish'n'chips, to have an orgy among themselves.

    I know all this because I'm an Anglophile from way back.
    I blame it on the media and in particular television. The problems is nowadays is that we are saturated with adverts telling us how we must look, what we should wear, what we should and shouldn't eat and drink etc.

    This poor girl has clearly been caught up in this trap and is just trying to be like those people on TV, she just wants to be accepted and be like her idols and to be fair if she puts on a few more stone she will be just like them.

    Yep she will be American.

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    Sorry sods. Keep imagining it's not true.

    Fat fucking ugly despicable smelly Brit cow cunts ain't gonna disappear by will.

    Keep telling yourself it ain't true and it will still never come come true.

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    Fat fucking ugly despicable smelly Brit cow cunts ain't gonna disappear by will.
    Nor drunk Americans, apparently.

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    Can't really see what the 3 pages of discussion are about. Why does it matter? You guys are mostly in the land of the 'perfect woman', anyway. Why does it matter what some random woman in UK, USA, Ethiopia or Outer Mongolia looks like? You've got what you want, right?

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    refined sugar is classified as a drug now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    She can't help it. She's British.

    Hook 'er up with a few large and retarded tattoos, knock out a few teeth, get her pregnant and dye her stringy, greasy hair some putrid shade of purple and she'll be your stereotypical fat fucking stupid Brit cow. Plonk her enormous, cellulite riddled ass in a waiting room at the NIH clinic and record her mealy-mouthed rants about how her government doesn't care about her -- blaming everyone in earshot for her self-inflicted troubles. Capture her drug-addled brothers sneaking in to deliver her third installment of deep-fat-fried fish'n'chips to her before consoling her as she blubbers away about how it's all someone else's fault. The scene wouldn't be complete until the equally fat nurse waddles in wearing a riduculous costume complete with authoritative badge and explains in a clipped, proper tone, looking at a point in space exactly four inches above Georgia's gnarly purple rat's nest, that Georgia (the patient, not the country) isn't authorized any coverage unless she's from Uzbekistan, Liberia or Sierra Leone. Georgia and her brothers will throw chairs, break windows, and beat up the elderly patients before walking back to their council estate, stopping for a hit of smack and more fish'n'chips, to have an orgy among themselves.

    I know all this because I'm an Anglophile from way back.
    aaahhh, I'm getting all misty-eyed about my homeland....

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    What has happened to the swear filter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    What has happened to the swear filter?
    fucking cuntish thing is cunting well broken. What a [at][at][at][at].

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    ^ No apparently it sort of works. But not in Scunthorpe.

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