Could you be on Big Brother?

**mrsquirrel** · 28-07-2008, 07:05 PM

Having to endure Big Brother and the related newspaper articles that the missus likes to read I have began to wonder if I could go on the show.

Not in the sense that I could self flagellate myself in front of millions of people but more of the background dirt that would be dug up by the tabloids about me.

So do you have a colourful background that would shame you, your family or your friends. Are there skeletons in your closet that you wouldn't like the News of the World to print on the front page?

**Marmite the Dog** · 28-07-2008, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

So do you have a colourful background that would shame you, your family or your friends. Are there skeletons in your closet that you wouldn't like the News of the World to print on the front page?

Not until last weekend, no.

**momo8** · 28-07-2008, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I have began to wonder if I could go on the show.

Why do you need 'Big Brother' when you have TD? BB has been canned anyway.

**kingwilly** · 28-07-2008, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Not until last weekend, no.

really?

do tell?

**mrsquirrel** · 28-07-2008, 07:16 PM

^ Not in the UK

There is a never ending one in Germany as well.

**Marmite the Dog** · 28-07-2008, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

do tell?

I'm surprised you don't already know.

**kingwilly** · 28-07-2008, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Quote: Originally Posted by kingwilly do tell? I'm surprised you don't already know.

contrary to popular opinion I am not the world's biggest gossip, and being in indo means I am somewhat removed form it all....

**Marmite the Dog** · 28-07-2008, 08:06 PM

^ Sort your quote out, or I'll nae answer ye.

**DrAndy** · 28-07-2008, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I have began to wonder if I could go on the show.

Why do you need 'Big Brother' when you have TD? BB has been canned anyway.

what was I watching last night then?

**November Rain** · 28-07-2008, 09:33 PM

Couldn't do it.

Don't have any skeletons that I can think of, but I'd hate being stuck in a house with a bunch of fame-hungry eejits. Never seen it, BTW, but seen a few of the celeb magazine stories.

**DJ Pat** · 28-07-2008, 10:31 PM

Plenty of skeletons in my closets. They'll soon be coming out.

**daveboy** · 28-07-2008, 10:37 PM

I've got plenty to hide, I won't be applying

**mrsquirrel** · 29-07-2008, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Don't have any skeletons that I can think of, but I'd hate being stuck in a house with a bunch of fame-hungry eejits. Never seen it, BTW, but seen a few of the celeb magazine stories.

November Rain - it's not about the eejit's it;s about the scandals and tabloids.

**November Rain** · 29-07-2008, 07:04 AM

^ I understand that, but I don't have any, so I'd have to be more bothered by the prospect of the eejits than anything else.

BTW, how did the Thai girl get on?

**mrsquirrel** · 29-07-2008, 07:47 AM

^ still in it.

Getting slowly hated.

**slimboyfat** · 31-07-2008, 10:40 PM

the stupid cow could have won the chili eating competition easily.

anyway yes i could be on big brother if they filmed it in winter time so there was no requirement to walk around with my shirt off

**DrAndy** · 31-07-2008, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

the stupid cow could have won the chili eating competition easily.

yes, she was so busy singing "happy house, happy house", that she ran out of time

**dirtydog** · 31-07-2008, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Plenty of skeletons in my closets. They'll soon be coming out.

I'm trying to get mine all out by myself, don't want a similar scandal as BKK Phils fake degree thing coming out, I should add whilst we are on the subject I did not buy a fake degree in civil engineering, it was actually a gift, and yes i believe it is a registered degree at a proper school place which can be verified, none of that Khao San road or American shite for me, but no, I have never bothered using it, ok, thats one more skeleton out of the closet

**Texpat** · 31-07-2008, 11:55 PM

How much? Does it have one of those embossed, metallic stamps on it?
Hope you chose a good year. Publically accessible online alumni lists started about 1990.

Someone please tell me you're not talking about reality TV (house) shows.
That's so last decade.

**jizzybloke** · 01-08-2008, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Could you be on Big Brother?

Hell no, i got a big fvck off graveyard of skeletons in my closet and i want to keep it that way!

**dirtydog** · 01-08-2008, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

How much? Does it have one of those embossed, metallic stamps on it? Hope you chose a good year. Publically accessible online alumni lists started about 1990.

Look I know your a baby eater and all that, this was done by the college or uni staff, yes it was made by the teachers there, if you want something done properly get an Englishman to do it for you

**Texpat** · 01-08-2008, 12:14 AM

Indeed. If I wanted something falsified to make me look like something I wish I were, but wasn't quite up to doing it for real, I'd call on nobody but an Englishman.

Tops in the business of pretentious forgery and falsified life upgrade, I reckon. Thanks for the advice.

**Lady Hawk** · 01-08-2008, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Not in the sense that I could self flagellate myself in front of millions of people but more of the background dirt that would be dug up by the tabloids about me.

yeap same here

i would love to go in the house, its a great social experiment i'd love to kick up in there but far to many skeletons in my cupboard, my poor family would go mad.
Sadly too many people would have stories to tell and would for the money.

**dirtydog** · 01-08-2008, 01:54 AM

Got any nice juicy sex scandals you want to tell us about

**mrsquirrel** · 01-08-2008, 04:31 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Got any nice juicy sex scandals you want to tell us about

Wonder how much people get for stories to the tabloids.

My mates could make a fortune.

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