well, we all know the embarrassing things that kids can come up with, BUT:
this boy, (my youngest, aged 7) takes the bloody cake!
today, he screws up my shot at the hot little thing that was giving me the eye the whole afternoon in the pub, by walking over to her and announcing loudly:
"my dad says i have got to stay at aunty carol's tonight because he is gonna have a sax with you!"
last week he asked my biggest client, a bald-on -top fellow, who is extremely sensitive about his baldness: "uncle allan, why do you cut your hair so funny?"
stood up in class the other day, when the teacher was asking about what chores the kids help out with at home, and told his bloody teacher that his job is to make sure his dad's beermug is never empty!
i can never take him out to eat at a restaurant without him pouring half his bloody milkshake into my lap.
i love my kids very much, but sometimes i realise that i live in fear of this one and what he will come up with next!
can anybody suggest a solution to the problem, or must i just sell him off for medical experimentation, as i often threaten to do?