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    Look at these jerkoffs



    Yes its the pretend Policemen, Sneaky snitches, unpaid and unloved and so highly regarded by the Thai Police that they make them pay for their own uniforms (3,000 baht).
    With those classy uniforms they should be a hit down at the pub

    Read all about the Farang arse licking scumbags here

    ChiangMai Citylife - - Get to know Chiang Mai better with these in-depth articles about Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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    Worraloadabolocks!

    Got a couple of the interfering buggers at Phuket Immigration.
    One in particular is a pain in the backside
    Hovers over you when you are trying to fill your 3 month retirement registration form in and blathers on about places to go and what to see in Phuket.
    Casual inquiry revealed that he has been here for all of 3 years and has a restaurant in town that he recommends to all and sundry !

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    God Damn PP, You sure deserve a Big Greenie for that and I am outta bullets,, so maybe some nice guy other than me can give ya one..

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    ^ Done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post

    Surely that is taken at the wrong angle - should not those rays be shooting out of their arses?

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    Everytime I walk onto walking street and see these clowns standing around trying to be Thai and looking so self important I want to puke.

    Green delivered.

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    Surely those guys must be the most severly brain damaged that are ever allowed to travel internationally.

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    OOPS PP. Sorry

    Iv'e been told I have to spread my greenies around. Next time mate.

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    Theyre the worst sort of wankers around. I remember seeing them in Pattaya and Bangkok looking more like they'd just got up from a night on the piss than anthing else. Any of these twats try to impart ant sort of "advice" they get a blunt sharp remark or "look a bag snatcher, that way"
    fokkin losers.
    The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth

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    Look at the courageous work they undertake...

    "....was in the station one day when a 23 year old man from England came in to report a lost camera. He signed the report after being warned numerous times that it was illegal to file a false report. Going on instinct, Joel and some tourist police went to the man’s hotel room only to find said camera tucked away in the cupboard. The judge handed the lying Brit a 30 day sentence."

    That'll teach the false insurance claiming bastard.... Hat's off to the Farang In Blue...

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    I don't think I've ever even seen these chaps around town. Heard plenty about them, but never seen them.

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    Hardly suprising, you're not allowed out these days

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    Who the fuck cares? Live and let live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock View Post
    Hardly suprising, you're not allowed out these days
    Egregious codswallop! As long as I'm wearing my leash I can go wherever I want*.






























    *Except maybe not for the next month or two. Home at 4am this weekend and apparently I was a babbling mess.

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    babbling mess?

    So..... normal then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock View Post
    babbling mess?

    So..... normal then
    Well, yeah... Except for the 4am part.

    I was drowning my sorrows at the entire All Black team being kidnapped and replaced with imposters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins View Post
    Look at the courageous work they undertake...

    "....was in the station one day when a 23 year old man from England came in to report a lost camera. He signed the report after being warned numerous times that it was illegal to file a false report. Going on instinct, Joel and some tourist police went to the man’s hotel room only to find said camera tucked away in the cupboard. The judge handed the lying Brit a 30 day sentence."

    That'll teach the false insurance claiming bastard.... Hat's off to the Farang In Blue...
    This is the second (or third) reference I've seen recently to people making insurance claims following a vacation. Is taking insurance out prior to a vacation that common?

    I don't think I know anybody whose ever done it.
    Last edited by Texpat; 28-07-2008 at 01:32 PM.

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    Their military style hair-cuts give the lie to their claim of "just wanting to assist people".
    Bloody posers and law enforcement wannabes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    I was drowning my sorrows at the entire All Black team being shown up to be the skirt wearing nancy boys they really are.
    glorious day it was - if it wasn't for carter half the nation would have topped themselves that night

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    I was drowning my sorrows at the entire All Black team being shown up to be the skirt wearing nancy boys they really are.
    glorious day it was - if it wasn't for carter half the nation would have topped themselves that night

    Give us back Robbie!



    Please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    Surely those guys must be the most severly brain damaged that are ever allowed to travel internationally.
    Surprised you are not one volunteer yourself already,

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    I don't think I've ever even seen these chaps around town. Heard plenty about them, but never seen them.

    Ant, you going to sign up? your legal expertise could be invaluable to the FIB!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    I don't think I've ever even seen these chaps around town. Heard plenty about them, but never seen them.

    Ant, you going to sign up? your legal expertise could be invaluable to the FIB!
    Only if they give me a cool laminated plastic ID card that I can flash around and impress all the chicks.

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    They do. A friend in Udon Thani is a TP.

    He's also a bar owner -- working every night -- and I reckon the only reason he does it is to keep them off his back. Also the cops tend to take his word when someone smashes up his bar or starts a fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    They do. A friend in Udon Thani is a TP.
    Well that's me sold then! Where do I sign-up??

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