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Old 25-07-2008, 12:44 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Antsy sure must have it bad for me, anytime I post a thread or even answer a post he is right there and always makes mulit posts on my threads, just can't stay away from me.
Hows them ABs coming with your new used gym equip,.??

But to tell you again Anty boy,, I just do not like guys so it is better to just keep cruising queer ally and that way you won't get your feeling hurt, no one likes rejection I know but...
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Old 25-07-2008, 01:25 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Antsy sure must have it bad for me, anytime I post a thread or even answer a post he is right there and always makes mulit posts on my threads, just can't stay away from me.
It's not paranoia if people are really out to get you, blackgang. Exaggerate much?

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Yes because if I were gay scrawny old men would be what I was into.
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Old 25-07-2008, 02:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Hey Anty, while you are following and dreaming about me do you actually hum and sound like Tiny Tim when ya do your Two Lips song,, tell us what words you have changed to make it fit the occasion,,,, Slip it,,,,,,,, thru my 2 lips,,,,,,,,,, to meeeeeeeee....
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Old 25-07-2008, 02:23 PM   #25 (permalink)
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^blackgang I'm sorry but I'm not interested. It's nothing you did or said, it's me.*






























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Old 25-07-2008, 03:06 PM   #26 (permalink)
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There is one thing, that I am very sure about my life. Is that I am not Gay.
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:17 PM   #28 (permalink)
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self exam to see if maybe you are gay.
here you go BG, here's how it is done....

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It is possible for a man to carry out a prostate self exam or for this examination to be carried out by a partner. The prostate gland is about the size of a walnut and lies at the base of the bladder so that it can be felt with the tip of a finger inserted into the rectum. A normal prostate gland should be similar in texture and feel to that of rubbing your thumb against your finger tips. If, however, you find that the texture and feel are similar to that of rubbing your finger tip over a clenched knuckle then you should consult your doctor.

The prostate self exam takes a bit of practice and you might be surprised by just how deep you have to reach in order to find the prostate. You should however experiment with different positions until you find what works best for you. For example, some men find that the prostate self exam is easiest when performed in the shower while others prefer to carry it out while lying on their back.

In most cases men find that touching the prostate gland is quite stimulating and it is thus easy to know when they have found the right spot. One word of warning though - be gentle so as not to cause damage to this area of the body and do not attempt this without well trimmed fingernails!
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:23 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Wow you selectively quoted my post to make it appear like I said something I didn't! Oooh, you evil little genius you.
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:25 PM   #30 (permalink)
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^ and here i was thinking that you'd made some insightful reply to my hard earned research on self exams for BG...
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:26 PM   #31 (permalink)
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^^^good test Willy

probably gay if your mate offers to do it for you in the changing rooms

definitely gay if you enjoy it
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:28 PM   #32 (permalink)
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probably gay if your mate offers to do it for you in the changing rooms
so a mate offering to do it in the lounge room or office would be ok?

I think the highlighted section said almost all men enjoy it.....

*not that i would know, not having tried it and all*
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^ and here i was thinking that you'd made some insightful reply to my hard earned research on self exams for BG...
Sorry, I was left mentally exhausted after dealing with Tuddy's fiendishly witty post. I got 'nuttin!
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so a mate offering to do it in the lounge room or office would be ok?
maybe still a bit suspect

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but if you enjoy your mate doing it I meant.
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Old 25-07-2008, 04:43 PM   #35 (permalink)
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oh i see.

thank god.
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Where I can I find real regular Coffee in the can in Thailand??
You mean tasteless Merkin shite? Maxwell House?! WTF?!?

Nowhere hopefully.
I can't help you there ya' tea sipper!

I make my coffee quite strong!!

No weak Nescafe for me!
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Seeing as your straight guy described in OP is basically Al Bundy, I've decided to forego sex & go for the gay guy every time.
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Old 25-07-2008, 09:34 PM   #39 (permalink)
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