Following on from the sleepwalking thread where quite a few posters admitted to pissing in daft places when they're drunk.
What's the stupidest place you've ever taken a piss when you're to drunk to remember?
Here's my second stupidest place coz number 1 is a long story and i've only got half a beer left.
It was my 18th birthday and I was living in my mum's pub. We'd had a party the nigt before where I drank a stupid amount of Lemon Hooch. It was around 18 bottles because I remember everyone saying I had to drink one for every year and apparently when I got on stage with the band I sang a pretty convincing "Rockin All Over The World"
I woke up in the morning when my mum popped her head round the door with a cup of tea and said "Get up quick there's a coach outside with all your mates on waiting to go to Alton Towers" Mums are great arnt they at organising suprises!
So I got up quick and showered but feeling like shit and when I was getting dressed and opened my sock draw all my socks were soaking wet. This was a bit weird but i thought fuck it and put on the wet socks. It was then when I opened my curtains where I kept my fish Tiz Waz on the sill that I saw that all the water had gone out of his bowl but there was a couple of centimeters of yellow liquid in there.
It then dawned on me what I had done and I ran back over to the sock draw and seached through only to find poor little Tiz Waz dead amongst all my socks!
It turns out that in my drunk state I'd emtied my fish bowl into my sock draw and then used the bowl as a piss recepticle! (for any yanks out there)
Alton Towers was fookin dreadful by the way as that's the last place you want to go with the hang over I had.
Foock that turned into a long post! reason being I found another beer in the back of the fridge!