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    Does anyone else sleepwalk a little when they're drunk?

    My wife just told me a funny story about last night. Apparently I had a couple of beers last night after work and one or two rusty nails. When I came home with dog food from seven in hand I passed out on the sofa whilst her and her family watched their Korean DVD crap (what is is with these Korean series at the moment? They drive me bloody nuts and all my staff are watching them too!) Then I woke up and grunted "off to bed" and wobbled upstairs. Then in the early hours I needed the bathroom which my my wife was kind enough to guide me to for fear of me peeing in the wrong place and when I didn't return after an hour or so she woke up and came looking for me. She found me laying face down and naked on the living room sofa and refusing to come back to bed because I swore blind that this was my bed and "No one tells me where my bedroom is. I know!"

    Lukily no one from the family got up in the night and came down stairs and saw me in the buff!

    Does anyone else sleepwalk a little when they are drunk?

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    Just me then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Lukily no one from the family got up in the night and came down stairs and saw me in the buff!
    Are you sure about that? do they have mobile phones with cameras on?

    Next time you go down to the corner shop, have a look around you and see if anyones looking at you funny and giggling to themselves

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    My younger bro used to sleepwalk sometimes. Bloody eery actually, the expression on his face- kinda blank.
    He'd usually walk to the fridge, open the door, get nothing out then walk back to bed- I saw that twice.

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    not since I was a kid

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    I used to sleepwalk all the time. One time I was staying with my grandparents & went (sleepwalking) to the loo in the night. Got there, did my business & went back to bed. Much to the consternation of my Grandad who had been in the bath at the time.
    Another time, when I was nursing one of my flatmates caught me as I was just about to let myself out of our shared flat. If the door had shut, I'd have been stranded, as it had to be opened (from outside) with a key.

    I don't think I do it now.

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    When I was a kid, my dad arrived home from night shift as I was heading off down the driveway in my PJs. He asked me where I was going and I told him that I was going to feed my neighbour's cat.

    He just suggested that I go back to bed and so I turned around and did.

    I didn't remember anything about it later. I wonder where I would have ended up if he hadn't intervened.

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    I was at a friends house once and his mum found me on the landing. She asked what I wanted and I said that I wanted camouflage. Luckily, she didn't believe me and directed me to the loo.

    I don't do it these days.

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    I did it once, apparently I took a leak in the dirty laundry basket..

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    nope.

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    I used to sleepwalk to my girlfriends flatmates room

    that is my story and I am sticking to it

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    I know I don't but my wife says I do.

    Always headed to the pisser but usually end up in the closet.

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    I once urinated down the stairs when drunk and went back to bed, does that count as sleepwalking or being stupidly drunk and forgeting where the bog is? I couldn't remember a thing about it in the morning.

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    I don't think pissing in the wrong place can be counted as sleepwalking, merely a stupid drunk thing to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    He'd usually walk to the fridge, open the door, get nothing out then walk back to bed- I saw that twice.
    Apparently thats what I do. Wake up, walk downstairs and sleep eat. Wake up the next morning and ask the wife why the ice cream wrapper is laying on the dining room table.

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    ^I'm guilty of this too. The other day I moaned at my wife that her brother had eaten my Pokey and drunk all the milk but it was me.

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    I wake up some mornings (and after a night on the piss) laying on top of some chocolate biscuits or a wrapper stuck to the side of my face.

    Apparently my mum has sleep walked all of her life (taking food back to her bed) and noticed my youngest daughter is doing the same of late.

    Wonder if it hereditary?

    Mate regularly pisses in his wifes cosmetic drawer and as he openly admits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pot
    I once urinated down the stairs when drunk and went back to bed, does that count as sleepwalking or being stupidly drunk and forgeting where the bog is? I couldn't remember a thing about it in the morning.
    And tell us about what happened to your lap top. Ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Does anyone else sleepwalk a little when they're drunk?
    I usually reply to threads on TD. I try not to but.........

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    I had an amusing incident when I forgot my sarong when I was staying in my condo!

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    I've been told I do by the wife when I've been drinking.

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    My mate Headley used to do it in school.

    He dreamt one night that he was filling in his fathers offfice. Woke up in the morning to find all his posters ripped up and in his sock drawer.

    His mother found him on top of his cupboard in his room sound asleep, curled up in a little ball.

    He also tried to get into bed with our friends mum and dad one night at their house.

    Wonder if he still does it now.

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    One time me and my best mate were staying at my mum's pub which had 7 guest rooms and my mate was pretty used to staying in room 6 next to mine. He had a bit of a shock when he stagered back to his usual room only to find 2 girls that were only about 14 scraeming to their dad that some naked man was trying to get into bed with them. It was perfectly inoccent from his side but my mum had forgot to tell him that he had to change rooms.

    They didn't stay at our place again.

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