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    Alternatives to Violence

    If the unlikely situation ever came to pass that some of our members felt the need to challenge each other, what alternatives can be offered to violence; for surely we all agree that violence is wrong and foolish, not least because it really hurts.


    I'll offer a pillow fight on a rolling log over a smelly klong.
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    Both stand at a zebra-crossing in ChiangMai. The winner is the first one to step out onto the road when the traffic lights go red and the green man flashes indicating that it's safe to cross.

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    Longest burp or loudest fart for any of the normal sensible people on the board.

    Soggy biscuit for CMN and Squirrel

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    When I get really angry I liked to throw a few punches and kicks at my brothers punch bag but he dosen't have it anymore so I try and relax by putting my headphones on with some rock music playing loud and just laying back on my bed.

    That's how I cope, not for everyone
    Welcome to the jungle!

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    A space hopper race around Sanam Luang


    NB: I rated this thread 5 stars by accident - someone please give it a 'terrible' to better reflect reality

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    I think video games are helpful too.

    I'm addicted to Resident Evil so blasting away at a few zombies in the head with the beloved shotgun is quite refreshing.

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    blasting away at a few zombies in the head with the beloved shotgun is quite refreshing.
    As suggestions for alternatives to violence go, I don't think it will win any Nobel Peace prizes

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    You can't beat a good old tickling competition - first one to wee themselves loses.

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    That game actually makes me very violent instead of helping me with violence!

    I like my methods that are not capable of winning any prizes

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    sort it out like men.................scissor,paper stone

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    Make sandcastles on the beach - stomp out each others.

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    Conkers, obviously.

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    Self mutilaion, who ever can cut the most of their fingers off win's..........I'll go second

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    A drinking binge - first one to pass out loses and pays.

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    first one to pass out loses and pays
    How??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    first one to pass out loses and pays
    How??
    The winner removes the readies from his wallet and leaves the loser to sleep on a drain cover.

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    How about a family insulting competition the best insult wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    How about a family insulting competition the best insult wins.
    Why don't you start a thread?

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    drinkin comp is goodin theory but depending on the sociopath you're drinkin with could yet lead to violence.

    ergo there is no substitute for unstoppable force except good skunk in my experience.

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    Bong smoking competitions were good

    As were lines roulette.

    A line of coke, a line of ket, a line of speed and a line od MDMA or a pill

    Luck of the draw what one you snort

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    scrabble

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    Hand bags at dawn.

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    Flaming?

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    Scrotum straching competitions who has the biggest?

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    a poetry reading competition?

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