Thread: Jim Thompson- Your Theory

I am foking ancient mate. 2008 was the year my spritely 30's became nothing but a fading memory

Dusty farts are the least of my worries. I am living in fear of the day I have to wear a nappy

Ah, it ain't so bad.
'Specially when you don't have to get up in the middle of a cold night to take a shit.

Originally Posted by Looper

I am foking ancient mate. 2008 was the year my spritely 30's became nothing but a fading memory

Dusty farts are the least of my worries. I am living in fear of the day I have to wear a nappy

Holy sch*t.

You are likely are oldest member. Older than GangedBangedbyBlacks.

Cheers, mate!

I'm not that old thank fok.

I meant 30's as in my 30's - not the last time we had one of these global economic recessions.

Just thinking about it BlackGang must be our only member who can actually remember the last one even if he was still a kid.

Originally Posted by Looper

I'm not that old thank fok.

I meant 30's as in my 30's - not the last time we had one of these global economic recessions.

Just thinking about it BlackGang must be our only member who can actually remember the last one even if he was still a kid.

You is young. You is young child. I older than you!

Thanks Milkman.

I have been assured repeatedly by kind bar hostesses that I am still hansum man - and who am I to argue

Originally Posted by Texpat

Ah, it ain't so bad.
'Specially when you don't have to get up in the middle of a cold night to take a shit.

Something to look forward to I suppose

Been a few years since I could get away with crapping in my own pants, giving a toothless grin and getting someone else to clean it up but those days will surely come again although it might not look so cute second time round

Originally Posted by blackgang

Nurse told me yesterday that my nose is a real mess inside,

Pick it too much when you were younger?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by blackgang

Nurse told me yesterday that my nose is a real mess inside,

Pick it too much when you were younger?

YES.

Enquiring minds want to know.

When you spend a lot of time in saloons and jail cells you usually end up in a few fights, and then with industrial accidents, car accidents and just plain fist fights you usually end up with your nose being busted numerous times and the cart., bone and what ever gets deformed and scar tissue does develope, so it has to be removed or you have trouble breathing, now they have a way to remove such damaged tissue easily and cheaply.
If left to heal on its own it will be worse than if you went to a Dtr. and had it packed when it is busted, but who ever wants to do that, I did once but that is not the way to go as far as I was concerned and somewhat painful and bothersome with your nose packed full of Tampax, even if new they are uncomfortable.