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So you get the job offer to do your first porn film, it will take 10 minutes of your time to do this one minute video that will be all over the internet, the only problem is is that your partner is called flossie and she is an adult sheep.
So how much would you want?
Here is flossie ready and waiting for budding film stars.
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...ep_flossie.jpg
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So how much would you want?
I don't understand the question?? Will you accept credit cards or do I have to pay you cash?
50 bucks.
but no anal and no kissing
I only think in terms of U.S. Dollar$, so I can't vote.
^50 quid is a hell of a lot of dollars, so click that one and feel proud to be American :)
I might just relent at a million quid.
No way am I paying a million squid to get busy with a sheep.Quote:
I might just relent at a million quid
I don't care how gorgeous she is! :)
Come on sabang, just think about 100,000 quid, you know you would :) but would you for 10,000?
Should've made the poll public.
^Don't want to embarrass our kiwi, scot, welsh, aussie members marmite :)
H'mmm, maybe. with a heavy duty condom.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
10,000 quid and no foreplay or kissing :)
^ Do we get to keep the Fleece too? :)
:aus:
Aaaah, so we are down to 50 quid and the fleece :)
Will she wear lipstick and a G string?
5 dollars.
But she ain't gettin my cell phone number.
can I put a dirty mag for inspiration on her back while we're doing the business?
definition of a kiwi - living proof that poms fcuk sheepQuote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
which would be why this poll is bankrolled in english pounds
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...600%5B1%5D.jpg
Don't fancy her dumpy mate on the left much. She would probably have to stand on a coffee table too.
Wouldnt a kiwi do it for fun, no dosh involved???
bladdy hell, I dont take that long with my missus.....Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
I would like it to get a shave first....:)
Is handcuff and a whip allowed ?? If so then I'm game...
You call your sheep missus ???Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly