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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock


    Interesting how CD Patrick seems to always agree with smeg.

    not so much agree as parrot each other word for word .....

    except the occzasion ur' a loser sort of comment by one or the other just to fool us all ........

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    Old Smeggy hasn't got time to understand a different culture, he's too busy

    Quote Originally Posted by Smeggy
    ...shagging three hotties...

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    ^
    Yes i know.
    It's part of his quest to better himself.

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    Here's a question for you Smeg: which of the following people is likely to be happier, healthier and more at ease with the world in general?

    Person A
    Person A has chosen to live in Thailand, and generally enjoys being here warts and all. Sure, there are little niggly things that irritate him, but overall, he finds the money good enough, the lifestyle is fine, he likes the food and the weather, he's got friends, he gets on well with his colleagues at work, he has a decent place to stay, and he's having an intimate liaison with a girl he really likes.

    Person B
    Person B has chosen to live in Thailand, although he really can't stand the place. He feels he's not earning enough, he's constantly frustrated by the little irksome things that he sees every day, he doesn't understand the culture, he's shagging three totties, but he's not really happy about that either, because none of them are a perfect 10, in fact the only joy in his world is the thought of returning home to mum and the fact that he can get a rise out of Person A by slagging his lifestyle off on a web forum.
    The sleep of reason brings forth monsters.

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    ^ a good summing up of some people's situations.

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    a friend of mine dated his Thai girlfriend for years... got on well with her family, and realised (slow realisation cos guys take awhile to admit this) that he would never find better

    He had some savings but decided he wanted (for the first time in his life) to invest in the future - so he went back to the uk and did his PGCE so he could get a better job. (no bitchy comments about teachers please I am sick of it)

    he came back qualified, got a good job and proposed - she said YES!!! and her family delicately raised the issue of sin sod

    of course he had nothing

    so they said - no problem we love you and know you will take care of her, and then gave him the X million they felt their daughter was worth

    after the marriage it was used for the down payment on their house

    these matters are complicated, and Thais, indeed people the world over cannot be easily placed into conveninent little cateogories and labelled

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    Quote Originally Posted by hirondelle
    these matters are complicated, and Thais, indeed people the world over cannot be easily placed into conveninent little cateogories and labelled
    So true Hirondelle.
    But small pea brains like Smeg's are not able to compute complex equations and therefore has to resort to stereotyping.

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    Smeg hates the fact that some people have done well in Thailand.

    He pretends he hates Thailand because obviously he hasnt been treated like the great white God he is.

    Thais are retards in Smeg's opinion (anyone who has a contrary opinion is a bigot or a loser)

    Smeg only likes the part of Thai society that allows him to have 'three totties on the go', but reviles men who come here to shag.

    Smeg has chosen to live in Thailand, yet ridicules others who have.

    Smeg says it is because he earns good money (in a place he hates), then accuses Thai people of being shallow and mercenary.

    Smeg is an inadequate, insecure little man who has to pump himself up and ridicule others to make him feel big.

    He issues threats and hits below the belt, then cries foul when others pull him up on it.

    He lies about dying girlfriends and then calls Thai's liars and cheats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    I have two friends married to Thai birds. Both of them say that they rank about 5th in her life priorities.

    If Iam ever unfortunate enough to fall for one of these local types, I
    Nice attitude Smeg. Don't worry, I am sure that if you did "fall for" a Thai woman, the feeling would not be mutual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    ^ yes, isnt it disgusting, shallow, superficial, selfish, materialistic.
    your ignorance and disgust of other peoples culture would normally be seen as stupid. However, as you live in Thailand and hold those opinions, you can also be seen as rude and boorish.

    Go home and be superior there

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    Go home and be superior there

    Ah though Andy, he isnt superior there either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    Go home and be superior there

    Ah though Andy, he isnt superior there either.
    yes, Lily, my actual meaning of superior was "act like a twat" but I hesitated to spell it out

    and I notice in your previous post that you were analysing the Smeg. I am the resident psychologist, please recognise the union guidelines
    I have reported your post

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    I am I allowed to say that I believe him to have an extremely tiny dick???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    I am I allowed to say that I believe him to have an extremely tiny dick???
    That is so obvious it doesnt need saying.



    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    and I notice in your previous post that you were analysing the Smeg. I am the resident psychologist, please recognise the union guidelines

    Did I miss something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    and I notice in your previous post that you were analysing the Smeg. I am the resident psychologist, please recognise the union guidelines
    Did I miss something?
    I think he's got the hump because you were spot on with your analysis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily

    Did I miss something?
    He had a go at me the other day for analysing him, rather than "contributing" to his post. He put me on ignore.!!

    Thanks Marmite, but he is too obvious, a 3 year old would be able to tell him his problems

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Smeg hates the fact that some people have done well in Thailand.

    He pretends he hates Thailand because obviously he hasnt been treated like the great white God he is.

    Thais are retards in Smeg's opinion (anyone who has a contrary opinion is a bigot or a loser)

    Smeg only likes the part of Thai society that allows him to have 'three totties on the go', but reviles men who come here to shag.

    Smeg has chosen to live in Thailand, yet ridicules others who have.

    Smeg says it is because he earns good money (in a place he hates), then accuses Thai people of being shallow and mercenary.

    Smeg is an inadequate, insecure little man who has to pump himself up and ridicule others to make him feel big.

    He issues threats and hits below the belt, then cries foul when others pull him up on it.

    He lies about dying girlfriends and then calls Thai's liars and cheats.
    Don't see myself in amny of those MeMock

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    So, Pat, where is your 'What are you doing here?' thread.

    Please start another.

    You were good at that.

    No pictures, mind.

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    Memock said you usually agreed with him, not acted like him

    blimey, that's lucky for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    So, Pat, where is your 'What are you doing here?' thread.

    Please start another.

    You were good at that.

    No pictures, mind.
    Remind me when I started such a thread because my memory of that escapes me

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    I thought it was you.

    It was on the old Ajarn and you would describe the person, and then at the end, you would say 'What are you doing in Thailand' or 'here', cant remember.
    They were mostly around Thonglor area and I thought you were living around there somewhere at the time.

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    I would like to answer Smeg's question sensiblely but I can't, it would just be ignored as usual. Well done everybody for giving the little boy the shits again, i just wish that I wasn't at work everytime this happens.

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    If I ever met smeg I'd grab him by the ears and kiss him full on the lips and I wouldn't stop. I'm quite strong so I reckon I could keep going for quite a time before he got away or someone pulled me off.

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    yes, he must be a good kisser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Smeg hates the fact that some people have done well in Thailand.

    He pretends he hates Thailand because obviously he hasnt been treated like the great white God he is.

    Thais are retards in Smeg's opinion (anyone who has a contrary opinion is a bigot or a loser)

    Smeg only likes the part of Thai society that allows him to have 'three totties on the go', but reviles men who come here to shag.

    Smeg has chosen to live in Thailand, yet ridicules others who have.

    Smeg says it is because he earns good money (in a place he hates), (and BTW he thinks 70,000 pm is good money ROTFLOL ! ) then accuses Thai people of being shallow and mercenary.

    Smeg is an inadequate, insecure little man who has to pump himself up and ridicule others to make him feel big.

    He issues threats and hits below the belt, then cries foul when others pull him up on it.

    He lies about dying girlfriends and then calls Thai's liars and cheats.
    bloody spot on ! well done - DrA - you'v been sacked!

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