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    How popular are your threads.

    Yesterday, I used the "my topics" function in order to find an old long since dead thread of mine.

    I have never been a Quirrel, harry type thread opener, preferring to contribute to those that interewst me and fear of reprisal on a thread carrying my name (my paranoia knows few bounds)

    Anyway.. I was surprised to find that I had started 33 threads and also that the contributions to said threads lokked like half decent cricket scores.

    These are the statistics.
    Threads : 33
    Replies : 3165

    Average 95.9 responses per thread.


    Proving beyond doubt that my threads are as popular as knickerless girls on a glass ceiling.

    I believe only Don Bradman, in the world of cricket has a better average.

    Of course there are a few games room threads that might skew the stats, but they are not silly games like answer my number with another number,..know.. they are intelligent game threads like cryptic cities which I expected to be a total flop, considering a similar thread on ajarn got 2 replies. ( what does that tell you??)

    Anyway, how popular are you sorry lots threads?

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    Ave 24.7

    Actually I'm really crap at starting threads. Strange but out of the 3 threads 1 was a total piss take (ok the numbers one ) one was a partial piss take and the only serious one (asking what the smilies meant) has only got 2 replies and one of those is mine.
    Anyway two of the 3 actually rate as some of my most popular threads started anywhere, probably in more "normal" times they would of just floped more than they have.

    I'll try harder to come up with some for you enjoyment.

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    I suspect already that this little gem will bring my average down, unless of course i fall back on my contingency, which is to constantly update my average. Should keep it ticking over nicely.

    By the way.

    Quote Originally Posted by RC
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    That's a decent middle late order average.

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    Good average due to one of my threads being hijacked and taken totally off-topic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper
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    In the cricket world, that would be considered a decent average for any top order batsmen, someone like Alec Stewart or Graham Thorpe for example.

    However, one should not rest on his laurels for too long

    One should aspire to average over 45, these are the true world class players..not the journeymen. The likes of Ricky Ponting, Sachin Tendulkar, Inzamam Ul Haq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Yesterday, I used the "my topics" function in order to find an old long since dead thread of mine.

    sounds good....but I can't find the stats in 'My topics' - tutorial needed please.......ta

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    sounds good....but I can't find the stats in 'My topics' - tutorial needed please.......ta
    I have an extremely large brain.
    Failing that... a calculator should suffice.

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    You are a sad bastard if you really did that.

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    I really did that Q.
    I've given up drinking you see.

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    Should anyone need this service performed, simply supply me with the number of threads and replies, I will be more than happy to help you out with the division.

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    Where do I get the total number of replies from?

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    You count them innit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Where do I get the total number of replies from?
    I just added mine up and did the division thing, but I've only got 3 topics and I'm not giving up drinking

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    I have started 104 threads though

    Tha will take some time

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    Please Seth, try to stay on topic and tell us how many replies you have on average.
    That one where only you contributed to your own thread 356 times is discounted by the way.

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    Hey CMN ... is it even possible to hijack this thread ? I mean any and all posts serve the purpose of contributing to your reply average, right ?

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    These are the statistics.
    Threads : 56

    Replies : 1576

    Average 28.1 responses per thread.

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    ^
    Again, not a bad average, but nothing to write home about.
    I suggest some extra net practise for you GOW.

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    it only shows the first 500 threads that you post, hmmmm, how the fok am I gonna work that lot out? sod it the bars are open, i got a better idea

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    I actually think that your average might suffer because of all the news items that people read but rarely respond to.

    I suspect Danbo would be down near the bottom of the averages, a proper tail end rabbit number 11 batsman type.
    It's his own fault for opening threads that only appeal to his rather bizzare sense of humour.

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    Now that's an average worthy of talking about.
    Not as good as my Bradmanesque figure of course, maybe a Dennis Compton or a Brian Lara.
    Well done Macha.

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    Thank you mate.

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