My phone, for me, is there for convenience. If I could live and conduct my life without it, I would.
I keep it on vibrate and it stays in my pocket so I know when it goes off.
I don't walk around with it in my hand.
I don't strap a pair of headphones to it and play music with it.
I don't clip it to my waist or belt.
I detest those blue tooth things in peoples ears, to me they stink of an attempt at self importance (especially in this country).
I detest people who try and conduct a conversation with me face to face while also conducting one with a person on the phone.
If I am riding a motrsai taxi I do not expect the driver to answer it whilst bombing down the f**king road doing 70. But he has to, doesn't he? and I insist always that he pulls over.
If, on the rare occasion, my phone does ring, I don't let it ring a few times so a few poeple can "notice" that I own a phone and then talk loudly into it. (It vibrates anyway so that would be impossible).
For some people phones are an addiction, a fashion item they must be seen to have.
I don't swear by the camera on my phone. In fact it is shit. If I wanna take pictures I have a camera.
I don't bother, like some people, to connect my phone to the net and check my mail. That is shit and for people with better eyesight than me. I find that pointless. Again, if I wanna check mail, I go to a computer.
I don't strap a dildo to it and f**k myself with it but I bet some people would by the way they worship them around here.
There are many more annoyances I could list here..... aren'tthere?
I would love for these days to return: