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Old 12-07-2008, 12:39 AM   #41 (permalink)
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I have a big neck as well

Slimfatboy gave me one yesterday
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Old 12-07-2008, 12:47 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2008, 06:21 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Dunno wot an adjective is but this is an Ultima, the worlds fastest road car
what about the Bugatti Veyron?
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So let me throw a few more choice statistics at you: How does zero to 125 mph in 7.3 seconds — less time than it takes most fast cars to reach less than half that speed — grab you? There is no official 0-200-mph time because Bugatti works in kilometers but when I asked its chief engineer, Wolfgang Schreiber, to give an estimate, he paused only for a second before replying, "Under 20 seconds, for sure." That's 8 seconds — an accelerative lifetime — quicker than the McLaren F1. And, if you're interested, it'll do zero to 250 mph in 55 seconds and stop again in less than 10 ticks of the clock. An F1 won't do 250 mph at all.

The Veyron is an orgiastic monument of automotive excess. For your million euros, plus local taxes (about $1,172,000 U.S.) you will own not only the most expensive production car in the world, but also the quickest, the fastest and, by a frankly ludicrous margin, the most powerful. You will buy a carbon-fiber monocoque onto which are hung carbon-fiber and aluminum panels. The car is suspended by forged-aluminum wishbones which support the fattest tires ever to be used on a road car, those at the back boasting an astonishing 14.6-inch width.

or even the Acabion GTBO

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The super-streamlined turbo-charged Acabion GTBO (above right) is a marvel of modern engineering.
The car's inventor, former Porsche designer Peter Maskus, says the car will accelerate from 0 to 300mph in an eye-watering 30 seconds. To put this into perspective, the 1001bhp Bugatti Veryon takes 55 seconds to reach 253mph.
Faster than the 257mph Ultimate Aero TT, the Acabion uses jet fighter and F1 technology and features a 1300cc engine, has two stabilisers to keep itself steady at lower speeds.
German Mr Maskus said: "It's the future. Our grandchildren will probably laugh at how slow and inefficient cars have been."
The car's makers aim to get the first models on the road in three years.
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Old 12-07-2008, 07:14 AM   #44 (permalink)
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How fekin difficult is it to differentiate between fekin Chitown and fekin Chinthee? It ain't. Bladdy hell. Mind you, NR changed her nik in the first while here coz folks got her mixed up with me (oh, just a chick and she ain't Lady Hawk) and kept sending her reds and threatening pms. I sure got alot of greens back then.
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:20 AM   #45 (permalink)
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^ Changed my av, not my nik, Jettie.
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:23 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Changed my av, not my nik, Jettie
you did have another nik though didn't you?
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:32 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Yeah, Aurora. But if you search out her (all of 10 or less) posts, she'd have had a hard time being mistaken for anyone, least of all Jettie.
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:39 AM   #48 (permalink)
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^ Changed my av, not my nik, Jettie.
Yes, you are right. The av not the nik. I was close tho.
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:57 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Chitown explained this last time, and i am no longer confused.

Chicargo-Town - as in this is where he is from. and all Americans I know (insert tongue in check smilie) are big, and Chitown has fuggin big muscles and neck! nice guy.

*forget the hotdog avatar, just use a picture of your neck, i think Speccy Brace Face had one*


Chinthee - just has a big ego, and will readily tell you about how rich he is, he is the one who also has a a Faye Quarry girl nic and had the great big flounce, cos nobody respected his hard earned wealthy status nor accorded him the respect that he deserves
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Old 12-07-2008, 09:14 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2008, 09:26 AM   #51 (permalink)
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I was even called a prat yesterday and then got a Pm saying I was the wrong one
Yep apologies again Chitown...glad to see I am not the only one confused though...
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Old 12-07-2008, 10:30 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2008, 11:27 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Ok, let's clear this up.

Chitown is the big dude that when he walks down the street, the masses part with gaping mouths. He's a nice guy and good company. He is also the one who likes to go to ladyboy bars with butterfly.

Chinthee is the misunderstood, modest everydayman who now only inhabits these environs on the weekend, but made a big deal of being a drama queen and experimented with cross gender online identity (which NR saw through immediately) and wanted to leave permanently, but found himself strangely drawn back, though with less frequency...whew!
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Old 12-07-2008, 11:32 AM   #54 (permalink)
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^ Wot both of you are Ladyboy lovers......Not confusing
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Old 12-07-2008, 04:11 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Ok, let's clear this up.

Chitown is the big dude that when he walks down the street, the masses part with gaping mouths. He's a nice guy and good company. He is also the one who likes to go to ladyboy bars with butterfly.

Chinthee is the misunderstood, modest everydayman who now only inhabits these environs on the weekend, but made a big deal of being a drama queen and experimented with cross gender online identity (which NR saw through immediately) and wanted to leave permanently, but found himself strangely drawn back, though with less frequency...whew!
I would not know butterhole if bumped into him in an elevator. Is he the French Canadian that puts the mousse in his hair for that wet look?

Also no Adams apple or extra parts on a lady for me! Are you confusing me with the date you had with Mach and the Stroll at the Indian restaurant?
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I did, didn't I? Having said that, though I knew she wasn't a Chinese woman (or any woman), I really had no idea she was you until quite late on.
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ok, very easy not to be confused

Chintee is the party boy, well dressed, educated and is apparently financially comfortable (generously buying rounds for everybody) and has traveled extensively

Chitown is from Shitcago (hence his nickname, shitown), obsessed with food and is fat, blindly patriotic (support Bush) and think Americans are the chosen people from all the people around the world

PS: yes, Chicago is a lovely city, I have lived there in the 80s
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