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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    How to prevent two arse cheeks from growing out of your face

    Good question.

    I have two starting to sprout from above my left eye.

    I had been in the toilet for four years and came out and realised that I should have prepared myself for such a long stay.

    Anyway I am thinking of getting them surgically removed by experts so if anyone who knows an expert would be nice enough to let me know who they are, I'd be very grateful.

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    ding ding ding
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    drugs? or drink? which is it?

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    Arse cheeks above your eye? Am I missing something? Apart from arse cheeks above my eyes, that is...

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    Sorry, pics required for expert diagnosis.

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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    Already a few companies are cashing in due to my celebrity status.

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    Might be handy for comfort when putting your head down on the desk for 40 winks at lunch time.

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    I normally recognize the poo flowing out your lowest facial orifice.
    Never took notice of the ass cheeks.

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    En route
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    If you're talking about white lumps above the eyelid I had that problem, got laser surgery. 10 minutes, painless and not that expensive.

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    Another quality thread from Pat

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    Oh, Mr Pat, you velly hansum man


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    ^ can you make it smile?

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    Only when I talk shit^^^

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