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Good question.
I have two starting to sprout from above my left eye.
I had been in the toilet for four years and came out and realised that I should have prepared myself for such a long stay.
Anyway I am thinking of getting them surgically removed by experts so if anyone who knows an expert would be nice enough to let me know who they are, I'd be very grateful.
drugs? or drink? which is it?
Arse cheeks above your eye? Am I missing something? Apart from arse cheeks above my eyes, that is...:confused:
Sorry, pics required for expert diagnosis.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2008/07/296.jpg
Already a few companies are cashing in due to my celebrity status.
Might be handy for comfort when putting your head down on the desk for 40 winks at lunch time.
I normally recognize the poo flowing out your lowest facial orifice.
Never took notice of the ass cheeks.
If you're talking about white lumps above the eyelid I had that problem, got laser surgery. 10 minutes, painless and not that expensive.
Another quality thread from Pat:bunny3:
Oh, Mr Pat, you velly hansum man
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...95/assface.jpg
^ can you make it smile?
Only when I talk shit^^^