Thread: Things you did back home but can't be asked doing here!?

I used to go fishing alot,visit friends and family all over the UK.
I had a taste for travel so I spent many hours spilling over the internet and travel books.I also managed to see some beautiful places.
I'd walk,cycle and run everywhere.I had a thing for wine and brandy,even doing a course in wines and spirits.
Now I'm a lazy,I hardly exercise at all apart from the odd game of footy.
How about you?

Gardening;
Laundry;
Cooking;
Cleaning;
...

Work.

Shagging, can't be bothered now, too hot too old, down to twice a day now.

Ride my Bicycle

Originally Posted by peterpan

down to twice a day now.

The missus out of town?

walking,

cultural events, opera, concerts

shopping at the posh outdoor market,

I can't be asked spelling things proper

Get dressed.

Haven't had my tuxedo out since coming here.

People go to weddings here in jeans and T-shirts.

Originally Posted by Roc

Things you did back home but can't be asked doing here!?

Well, you obviously can't be arsed having a basic grasp of English. Poor kids.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Well, you obviously can't be arsed having a basic grasp of English. Poor kids.

^I heard you were slim back in England!?

Work , Work , Work (not at home but working overseas UK for USA based companies) .

Now living!
Fishing , doin F*ck all, gettin pissed, a bit of freelance writing, sorting out the occasional shitty insurance claims for my previous employers, going fishin again,
Sitting watching the sunset, going to Taiwan as many times as possible, waiting for the Thai embassy in Taiwan to issue another 3 month Visa for my lady, Oh! did I mention going fishing ?

Sleep and pay taxes

OOPS: Sleep!

Originally Posted by Roc

I heard you were slim back in England!?

Really?

Congrats on a faultless sentence. Is that your first?

Originally Posted by Happyman

Oh! did I mention going fishing ?

Boat or shore?

What I do here but rarely did back there. A corruption of the thread, my apologies.

Laugh a lot.
Play with wife.
On line
Talk, well sort of, with neighbours.
Eat
Cook
Read - lots,. all the thing I never read before, like War and Peace, The Bible and stuff.
Music, down load it and actualy spend time listening to it.
Drink, along with the above.
Meditate
Conciously cut out all the shit that used to mess me up.
Relax .........

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Read - lots,. all the thing I never read before .... The Bible and stuff

I won't spoil it by telling you the ending.

It's quite gory if you're into that sort of stuff, and a bit pacier than the than the Tao Te Ching

Surfing (waves that is, not the internet - get to do that plenty here)

Originally Posted by Norton

Originally Posted by Happyman

Oh! did I mention going fishing ?

Boat or shore?

Boat as a stand-in skipper for Sportfishing boats out of Phuket.
Shore(rocks) for Long Toms ( garfish )
Mangrove creeks for seakap and lizardfish
Ditches, streams and ponds for snakehead .

All depends on the severity of the bloody arthritis!!

Originally Posted by peterpan

Shagging, can't be bothered now, too hot too old,

Bollux

Shagging single mums
Smoking
Cleaning
Getting up
Going to bed
Losing my temper

I couldn't be assed to go fishing in the UK, so instead I started to go fishing in Thailand since the fish are about 100 times bigger and most are a damn site easier to catch. I dont shag single mums....to my knowledge

Originally Posted by Roc

How about you?

Things you did back home but can't asked doing here?

I think you meant arsed, but my answer is:

Breathe clean air.

Originally Posted by Roc

Things you did back home but can't be asked doing here!?

Have days off, sleep in & breakfast in bed