The Thai Girlfriend experience

[dirtydog]

Why do old farangs consider renting a Pattaya bar girl for a few days as a girlfriend experience? If they wanted a girlfriend experience why the fok didn't they just get a girlfriend?

From Mr Whoremongering gets confused.

[Texpat]

why buy a car when you can rent one?

why buy a house when you can rent one and not have to wory about depreciation?

[buriramboy]

Cause a lot of the farangs you find in Pattaya have never been anywhere else in Thailand, Pattaya is all they know, a sad state of affairs but just the way it is, but a lot of seasoned mongers on the Pattaya fora are complaining that girlfriend experiences are getting hard to come by, girls turning long times into short times wanting to leave first thing in the morning or even earlier, this probably due to them all having a Thai boyfriend on the go anyway. Then you get all the deluded twats which is actually the majority of people on the Pattaya boards who take it all seriously and believe it's a genuine relationship, but without these people there would be no train wreck stories to read and i would have to find something else to do for a couple of hours everyday.

[Texpat]

Weak pom slappers will always be weak pom slappers. Ain't my fault. Let'em burn and run out. None more deserving.

[dirtydog]

i would have to find something else to do for a couple of hours everyday.

I find masturbation quite a pleasant past time.

[Morden]

i would have to find something else to do for a couple of hours everyday.

I find masturbation quite a pleasant past time.

For two hours?!

[Loy Toy]

Why do old farangs consider renting a Pattaya bar girl for a few days as a girlfriend experience? If they wanted a girlfriend experience why the fok didn't they just get a girlfriend?

From Mr Whoremongering gets confused.

You forget the old saying: Its a dirty duck that paddles in the same hole. Play the field in the hope you might find a fresh one still with rice paddy soil under her finger nails.
Why not and from my experience most of the lasses arn't looking for a boyfriend anyway so no harm done. 2 to 3 days bar fines and hopefully a decent wedge from an old fogy versus relying on their Thai boyfriends to support them and their up country families.
By the way where are they (the slapers) going to get their gambling money from and where in the hell (other than here) will these old farangs gain the experience.

From Loy Toy.

[Loy Toy]

DD,

On a different subject has the hand bags at 10 paces thread JG versus CW been locked. A little dissapointing but undestandable as it was getting quite messy. I was hoping to make it a little bit more intersting and with what I know about the players.

From Loy Tot

[Morden]

DD,

On a different subject has the hand bags at 10 paces thread JG versus CW been locked. A little dissapointing but undestandable as it was getting quite messy. I was hoping to make it a little bit more intersting and with what I know about the players.

From Loy Tot

You could start a new one if you know more than a Google search reveals.

[dirtydog]

From Loy Tot

hmmm gender or name confused? Either can start a new thread and either can choose when it is closed.

[Happyman]

DD,

On a different subject has the hand bags at 10 paces thread JG versus CW been locked. A little dissapointing but undestandable as it was getting quite messy. I was hoping to make it a little bit more intersting and with what I know about the players.

From Loy Tot

If your signature was spelt the same as your Nic you may get some response !!!

[buriramboy]

DD you've seen the state of a lot of sex tourists in Pattaya, the only way most of them are ever going to get a girlfriend is by renting one, so the option of just finding a 'genuine' girlfriend don't exist for most of them.

[dirtydog]

On a different subject has the hand bags at 10 paces thread JG versus CW been locked.

Before that is answered would you tell us about Ken?

[Loy Toy]

DD you've seen the state of a lot of sex tourists in Pattaya, the only way most of them are ever going to get a girlfriend is by renting one, so the option of just finding a 'genuine' girlfriend don't exist for most of them.

I agree with you regarding the state of a lot of sex tourists not only in Pattaya but also in Bangkok, even in Buriram and in fact all over the region.
Fact is there is a market to service and the slappers are happy to service that market.
Have you ever considered why 95% of the slappers across the board come from Isarn? The sex tourists up there must be a lot more worse for wear than the sex tourists in Pattaya or may it be because of volume of supply (The reason they, the girls all relocate to other locations).

Loy Toy and I glad evryone likes my signiture.

[Loy Toy]

On a different subject has the hand bags at 10 paces thread JG versus CW been locked.

Before that is answered would you tell us about Ken?

Who's Ken?

[dirtydog]

Who's Ken?

A part of your other user name perchance.

[dirtydog]

Who's Ken?

Jesus foking christ, I am dealing with Yank lawyers on 350dollars an hour who i think are as thick as pig shit, then i get twat trolls signing up as loy toy and kenoath thinking they have a foking braincell between them, foking dumb foks.

[Loy Toy]

Who's Ken?

A part of your other user name perchance.

Yes you are quite correct.

I tied to register under a different user name and unfortunately the original member sign up page sent by Teak Door was sent to my spam mail box and deleted. Hence I had to go through te whole process again. Still sorry the other thread was locked.

Loy Toy.

[dirtydog]

Who's Ken?

So you dont know who ken is?

A part of your other user name perchance.

Or do you know who ken is?

Yes you are quite correct.

dont fok us about.

[sunsetter]

DD,

On a different subject has the hand bags at 10 paces thread JG versus CW been locked. A little dissapointing but undestandable as it was getting quite messy. I was hoping to make it a little bit more intersting and with what I know about the players.

From Loy Tot

yeah your right different subject

[tsicar]

[quote=Loy Toy;648084]

Have you ever considered why 95% of the slappers across the board come from Isarn? The sex tourists up there must be a lot more worse for wear than the sex tourists in Pattaya or may it be because of volume of supply (The reason they, the girls all relocate to other locations).

we ARE a lot worse for wear than you pattaya boys- we get to them long before they get to pattaya, teach them to swallow, then send them off to rip you guys off while we move on to the next one. By the way..... did i mention that they pay US to do the training?
i swear on my life that this happened to me... ok, she still has not paid me, but i was happy to supply the training for free.
hope it was a tv member had her next.... and that he kissed her on the mouth!

[JoGeAr]

Loy Tot

He he....to float a fart !!

[Marmite the Dog]

Weak pom slappers will always be weak pom slappers.

Why are you pretending to be an Aussie? Very strange...

[DJ Pat]

i would have to find something else to do for a couple of hours everyday.

I find masturbation quite a pleasant past time.

After a while a good chuck-wow is often much much better than the Pattaya working girl experience.

Watching these girls "play" these sad, useless naiive muthafuckas in Tony's is much more fun than ever pulling one yourself and suffering the sad experience that is a Pattaya rent-a-girl.

Sadly many men in Pattaya know no different and take these shallow sad experiences as the real thing and discuss it on thaivisa.com

[britmaveric]

Let the Walter Mitty types have their fun. For every disaster dare say their might be a success.