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    Vigilante Granny

    This is a great story. Not all of Australia has turned into pansies.
    The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

    Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the nsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took eevenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

    Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

    The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

    The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. 'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker. 'And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one'

    So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's descri ption of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

    I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

    So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

    Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

    Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million peo ple in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.

    DEPORT HER TO AMERICA--- WE NEED HER!

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    She must have been a good shot to get the second one. If your mate gets his nuts blown off in front of you in a confined space most people would be on the move. Speaks volumes that she found them in a week or so before the police could. Sounds like justice got served for once.
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    I bet she wears flip flops

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    Why was her grand-daughter on skid row? Is she a hooker?












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    where would you get your news earl if it was not for the CC'd email ?

    before(?) you make a fool of yourself and FWD tripe onwards to reduce the bandwith of those of us who are bittorrenting sexy camels in crotchless burka's urinating on welsh dwarfs , go to snopes.com and find out how old this fantasy is.

    Grambo Claim: A gun-toting Australian granny blew the testicles off the two men who raped her granddaughter.

    Status: False.

    Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2000]
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    The language is all wrong, it's either an American trying to be an Aussie or vice versa. Good story, though.

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    The terminology used by "Granny" is distinctly American. Certainly no Aussie granny would use phrases like -- "I've got me a gun".
    Sounds like an emotive con from someone supporting the US gun-lobby groups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon View Post
    Why was her grand-daughter on skid row? Is she a hooker?
    No. Granny is the hooker.

    The granddaughter was going to pick her up from work.

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    Ok it was CC'd email.
    Still a good story.
    Too bad it turns out Aussies are pansies.

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    A very nice little tale. How many of reading that did not wince and automatically cross our legs? We could do with one or two like her in Blighty also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bung View Post
    I bet she wears flip flops
    nike air max for sure

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    And where would a granny get a 9mm pistol in Aus.
    And what gun laws changed ?
    Surprised Earl didn't see right through that one, but then he is a yank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    Ok it was CC'd email. Still a good story. Too bad it turns out
    it aint true.

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    an 80 year old nanna banging off a nine mill, load of crap, maybe in america, not in ozzie! more than likely to flog ya with her walking stick!

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    Future Rambo Grannys!
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    Get rid of any bothersome Dokgars I imagine as well.

    Glad I never knew her grand daughter!.

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    Ninja Nan's with Knitting needles I maybe could have believed.

    but gunslinging Grannys was just pushing the limits of credulity

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Ninja Nan's with Knitting needles I maybe could have believed.

    but gunslinging Grannys was just pushing the limits of credulity
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