Would You Use Your Thai Wife's Toothbrush?

[Loy Toy]

In the event you are stuck somewhere, forgot your toothbrush would you be prepared to use you Thai wife's toothbrush.

If you only have one towel would you be prepared to share it with your Thai wife?

Have been amazed about how many of us farangs are prepared to marry Thai women, have children with them but still consider their intentions dirty and particularly when money and home investments are concerned.

I have been called a moron and even an alien because I happen to trust my wife and have entrusted her regarding the family assets (land, house etc).

Apparently, and as per the views of some posters on TD, foreign woman have their mens complete trust when it comes to money and looking after the family booty.

Meet a score of foreign men who have been done over by their foreign spouses and as result of a one sided divorce settlement. These foreigners have ended up here all bitter and disallusioned with an axe to grinD against all woman in general.
I in fact was one of these disillussioned lost souls and as a result of my first marriage.

My wifes not dirty and I would share bodily fluids with her any day of the week (and according to the context of this thread). Trust for me is the most important and sacred component of any marriage and I could not stay with someone who I could not trust.

Of course a shrewd choice of any partner is important and in any walk of life, not depending on their culture or nationality.

What are your thoughts?

[Thetyim]

Toothbrush - Yes
Towel - Yes
PIN# - No

[Begbie]

Thanks for sharing. Unlike yourself I only have one wife. She'd probably be the one to object if I used her toothbrush.

[ChiangMai noon]

In the event you are stuck somewhere, forgot your toothbrush would you be prepared to use you Thai wife's toothbrush.

If you only have one towel would you be prepared to share it with your Thai wife?

what spakky questions.

yes.

[redfoot the fence]

No wife. But yes, I would.

[Anchovy]

I don't think one can compare dental hygiene with alimony.

[JoGeAr]

Depends on what she ate prior to her last brushing. If it was plala, maengda or sa-taw, no fcuking way. Otherwise yep, no problems.

I am very jealous of Mrs J's teeth. 35 years old and not one filling. Last time she went for a check-up, the denttist told her she has one of the strongest sets of teeth he has ever seen !!

[Loy Toy]

I don't think one can compare dental hygiene with alimony.

A metaphor oh eloquant Anchovy. A metaphor!

[jandajoy]

Thanks for sharing. Unlike yourself I only have one wife. She'd probably be the one to object if I used her toothbrush.

Spot on.

[Loy Toy]

Toothbrush - Yes
Towel - Yes
PIN# - No

Trade her in mate.

Your business, but I wonder whether the problem and lack of trust is with you or her.

Obviously the Pin# is with you and I wonder how she feels about that.

Quite possibly once bitten twice shy??????.

[melvbot]

Toothbrush - yes. shes getting the rough deal there
Towel - do already
Money - no, there are too many shoe shops around for my liking

[Anchovy]

Marriage is a great way for women to make cash should the unpredictable creatures suddenly turn sour one day. Western women are actually the most notorious when it comes to this. I love my wife, and money has nothing to do with love so all my money is still, until I die, mine - and hers is still hers. There's your serious answer.

[ChiangMai noon]

Obviously the Pin# is with you and I wonder how she feels about that.

mine has my pin which has less to do with issues of trust than it does with a complete lack of cash.

[Anchovy]

I got married in a village around Ubon...Her father owns a farm and has addtional land. I am British. We had a large wedding with a 4 piece band and dancing girls. Her father arranged everything, the total cost including the monks ran 65,000 baht. I had also given members of her family some cash when they officially greeted me at the house, 500 each member of her family, and 200 to her first cousins. I had budgeted for more, but my wife suggest that amount. I paid 40,000 baht for the dowry. Afterward to registered the marriage at the Amphur and at her suggestion, gave a little "tip" to ensure the paperwork went smoothly and quickly, it still took a couple of hours. I arrived at the 40,000 baht figure for the dowry by figuring 3000 is a decent wage times 12 months is 36,000. That figure was accepted, but later my wife suggest I raise it to 40,000 baht, so I wouldn't be viewed as tightfisted.

That was my initial fiscal contribution and from there I have taken care of her as any husband should, but I don't buy any of this joint account rubbish. If your wife trusts you then why would she want half?

[Texpat]

I think I'd splash out the 58 baht for a new toothbrush if I lost mine. Hell, I might just go crazy and buy two.

If there aren't enough bathtowels, call the front desk.

She's a lot more frugal, careful and sober with money than I am. Why wouldn't I give her access to it? Besides, she's my wife.

[DrB0b]

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[JoGeAr]

^ Far Canal !!!

[jandajoy]

I'd use my Ethiopian wife's toothbrush

I'd use my Ugandan wife's toothbrush

What about your Sudanese wife?? Why would you leave her out?

[Spin]

I used my gfs toothbrush the other day, I used it to clean the chain and sprockets on my motorbike with gasoline

I normaly have a few used old toothbrushes (thai lesson: brang fan) to clean the bikes with but couldnt findy one so I pinched the one she has "accidentaly left behind" in my condo. She doesnt live with me, but he makes plenty of hints like leaving toothbrushes in my bathroom

Crap thrad Loy Toy, you can do better!

[Texpat]

Bob has quite a bevy of babes.

[Thetyim]

Quite possibly once bitten twice shy??????.

Yes very true and if I were to let it happen again then I would be irresponsible.

[November Rain]

Marriage is a great way for women to make cash should the unpredictable creatures suddenly turn sour one day. Western women are actually the most notorious when it comes to this.

Lord, give me strength.

Western women are the most notorious for this, are they? Interesting. So, all those guys who have bought land & houses in their wives' names in Thailand or cars, or anything else can rest easy, should the marriage end. As their wives are Thai, they'll be fine. They'll (wives) overlook any acrimony they feel & hand everything back to the man who provided the money. Course they will.

[bkkmadness]

^^ Leading to the question, has Loy Toy ever been 'once bitten'?

[Agent_Smith]

What about your Sudanese wife?? Why would you leave her out?

He mentioned her. Didn't you read the whole thing? Twice?

I'd use my Sudanese wife's toothbrush,

[jandajoy]

What about your Sudanese wife?? Why would you leave her out?

He mentioned her. Didn't you read the whole thing? Twice?

I'd use my Sudanese wife's toothbrush,

You're right. Thank goodness for that. I was worried. I did read it all but my eyes must have gone a bit fuzzy by the time I got to the "Ss".

Thanks for that. I can breathe easy now.