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    Do you pick up 25 and 50 satang coins off the ground?

    Or even 1 baht, 5 baht 10 baht coins?

    Personally, I always go for the 25 and 50 satangers. I try to do it in an obvious and exaggerated way in the hopes of drawing the ire of Thais.

    And then, as they sneer at me as if to say "cheap farang," I hold up the coin and yell:

    "KOW BPEN KRAI? You think it's respectful to leave him face down on the dirty fucking ground!"

    However, usually it doesn't come to that.

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    I think the more important question is "Do you pick sweetcorn out of your shit, wash it and sell it for a tidy profit?"

    The skill here is not to chew

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    Or even "You'd eat the peanuts out of her shit," as a way to razz mate who has the hots for some tart.

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    That confirms it, you are Squirrel, you scat loving scumbag

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    For the love of fuck, not here too (being accused of being someone else.)

    A unique and bewildering aspect of all forums everywhere.

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    I usually throw my 'satangs' into the street for beggars to clean up.

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    the human need to fill in the blanks.

    or a fuNNEEEE yoke.

    you decide, sf.

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    Try supergluing them to the pavement, that's always good for a laugh watching someone trying to pick it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sfolia
    For the love of fuck, not here too (being accused of being someone else.)
    Well let's all be honest for a moment
    I'm not me and you're not you

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    if you look after pennies pounds will look after themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sfolia View Post
    Or even 1 baht, 5 baht 10 baht coins?
    Hell, Yeaaahhh!

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    Do you pick up 25 and 50 satang coins off the ground?

    I try to pick up 25 year old girls. I leave the 50 year olds for Scampy.

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    I have enough trouble seeing the things on the counter. I don't usually spot them lying on the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    I think the more important question is "Do you pick sweetcorn out of your shit, wash it and sell it for a tidy profit?"
    or more importantly, "Do you pick the sweetcorn off the end of your dick after having anal sex with one of DJ Pat's tarts?"

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    I rather like the Aus system. We don't have 1c coins. So if it is advertised at $19.99, or even $19.97, the reality is you pay $20.

    Great place this

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    We don't have 1c coins.
    Used to have them, and 2cents coins, I think that they should throw out the 5 cent coins also, aint worth anything...

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    I throw away the 25's and 50's, they piss me off.

    Have you noticed the way Thais write a number "2" on the 2 baht coin with a black marker pen?

    Its a different size to the 1,5, and 10 baht coin. so why write a 2 on it?

    Not too bright some of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    I think the more important question is "Do you pick sweetcorn out of your shit, wash it and sell it for a tidy profit?"
    or more importantly, "Do you pick the sweetcorn off the end of your dick after having anal sex with one of DJ Pat's tarts?"
    Pick it off? Can't you wash it off? The bum gun might be useful for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    Its a different size to the 1,5, and 10 baht coin. so why write a 2 on it?
    Because it's still too similar to the 1 baht coin.

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    Wouldn't it be cleverer to write a 2 on a one baht coin?

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    ^ Magnificent idea, I'm starting that tomorrow!

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    One baht coins but nothing less.

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    Money is money. A penny saved is a penny earned.

    I'll bet Bill Gates would pick up a penny. Anyone who says they wouldn't is a poser.

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    Pick 'em up drop in the jar. Money's money. Free money is even better money. Although many of our more rotund members may be excused for finding the amount of energy expended bending over to pick up anything less that a ten Baht coin meets the "point of diminishing returns" criterion; seeing money lying on the ground and ignoring it is wasteful. Doesn't matter if you're broke or flush.
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty -- T. Jefferson


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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    I think the more important question is "Do you pick sweetcorn out of your shit, wash it and sell it for a tidy profit?"
    or more importantly, "Do you pick the sweetcorn off the end of your dick after having anal sex with one of DJ Pat's tarts?"
    Pick it off? Can't you wash it off? The bum gun might be useful for that.

    only if you have had sex in the toilet NR

    unless you have one in the kitchen?
    I have reported your post

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