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    Prostrate problems and a natural vaccine?

    Was at The Bangkok Pattaya hospital the other day, and for dental work and thought it would be a good time to check the old plumbing as well (I'm over 50).

    My dad just had some problems and fortunately his prostrate is only swollen and nothing more sinister. History of prostrate cancer in his family as well.

    Had the old finger up the bum and after answering some questions, (urination, skaking the old boy out and after pissing etc) the doctor gave me a clean bill of health.

    I asked him about what I can do to prevent the onset of prostrate problems and he handed me a leaflet and as I was walking out he said very sheepishly do it everyday.
    I asked do what?
    He said if I wasn't making love at least a few times a week I should clean my prostrate everyday. Without winding him up too much I accepted that I should whip the dripping more often.

    Went home and told my missus and her original koy smile that lit up her face slowly changed to a painful grimace. LOOKS LIKE BOXING GLOVES OFF.

    What do you blokes think about my doctors presciption?.

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    Who cares if it's bullshit or not. It's brilliant. I'me heading for the Doc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy View Post
    Who cares if it's bullshit or not. It's brilliant. I'me heading for the Doc.
    Worth the visit and could save your life.

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    If you get such a prescription can you get discount, solely for medical purposes, off of bar girls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy View Post
    If you get such a prescription can you get discount, solely for medical purposes, off of bar girls?
    Down to soi 6 or give myself a good seeing to everyday.

    Looks like I have to ask the missus for an increase in my monthly wedge and to cover the extra medicinal expenses.

    Don't think she would accept house calls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Worth the visit and could save your life.
    Yeah, well worth the visit if your willing to let some Thai guy stick his finger up your bum, pattaya land 3 might have been cheaper though

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Worth the visit and could save your life.
    Yeah, well worth the visit if your willing to let some Thai guy stick his finger up your bum, pattaya land 3 might have been cheaper though
    Simple things amuse simple minds DD.

    Not had your prostrate checked yet?. Don't leave it too late young man.

    Maybe BPH could arrange a female doctor for you oh so sensitive one.

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    hell I am only 43, aint going for the finger up the bum yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    hell I am only 43, aint going for the finger up the bum yet.
    Keep the plumbing active everyday, (and as per the subject of this thread) and you may not have to suffer this indignity.

    Yes, prostrate cancer usually only affects older men but read that some younger men (particularly priests) suffer from it at an earlier age. Rare but true.

    I don't think you will have a problem shagger.

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    A PSA check is a good place to look every year. Hate the fingerwave.

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