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    As they say in Thailand, if it's louder, it's better.

    If you commute into Bangkok by BTS in the mornings you'd know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    9. Assuming that University girls in their uniforms are schoolkids and giving me dirty looks.
    This is what you really wanted to whinge about isn't it Pat but wanted to make out there's more to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles View Post
    pat, you really are a twat..
    Many thanks mate. Jealous of me I know you are.

    are you about to punch her lights out?

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    Wearing white socks with sandals
    Germans are right bstards aint they

    Always having a beer belly and talk about how they used to "make sport" when they were younger. Always a top athlete in the motherland.

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    I dragged a grotty paki tailor about 75 meters down beach road once cos he wouldn't let go of my hand when i said let go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    are you about to punch her lights out?
    No way. That's me trying to appear hard and showing my "fist of fury".

    Just a bad habit really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I am a miserable c**t and everyone knows it. I may seek out counselling. Thanks for the advice.
    I'm not qualified, but I would say that you were suffering from low self-esteem, maybe you feel that you don't contribute anything useful to the world or that your occupation lacks any real worth.

    You need something solid in your life so that you can say, Yes, that is what I have done, that is what I have created and it is good, I respect myself.

    Have you ever tried woodcarving?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
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    DJPat, are you at a bad point in your life or something?

    You seem to be pretty miserable and only start threads that look down on other people.

    Maybe you could find help somewhere.

    I am a miserable c**t and everyone knows it. I may seek out counselling. Thanks for the advice.
    yes, do that, but make sure that you ask for remedial training and have a look at your inferiority complex

    that girl seems to have found it

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    I don't know why you bothered with the blue splodge, you could easily be identified by the chav haircut and tattoo on your hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post

    Have you ever tried woodcarving?
    or take up the cornish pasty challenge

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    I dragged a grotty paki tailor about 75 meters down beach road once cos he wouldn't let go of my hand when i said let go.

    "Hey Boss you need suit?"

    If I was the boss I would have fired him long ago!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    a top athlete in the motherland.
    Fatherland

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    ^ Yes it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchovy View Post
    you could easily be identified by the chav haircut and tattoo on your hand.

    Erm, the nightclub we were in stamped everyone's hand, just like they would do at Spicy Club.

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    ^^Yes, but in Germany it's hard to tell the difference

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    I stand corrected.

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    mother/father

    chinthee/chitown

    you see how easy it is to get confused

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    Germany, where the men are real men and so are the women.

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    ^^I mean, that's hardly relevant to this thread, is it? Terrible.

    Last edited by DJ Pat; 21-06-2008 at 10:04 PM.

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    Hey! I never gave you permission to post a pic of my (current) 'wife'

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    9. Assuming that University girls in their uniforms are schoolkids and giving me dirty looks.
    Schoolkids? No. Slappers in training? Hmm... maybe. Or is that just HH universities?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Hey! I never gave you permission to post a pic of my (current) 'wife'

    Try and stop me.




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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Schoolkids? No. Slappers in training? Hmm... maybe. Or is that just HH universities?
    Why do you think they are slappers? because they are Thai????

    Seems a bit of a low comment

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    Silly comment if you ask me, sort of thing tourists say, or folks who have no clue.

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