Okay, I will tell you about my pet monkey, I was 26 living in an apartment building in Pattaya when I decided to buy a monkey, I bought a baby marmoset for 1,500baht, the first night she got into my fridge and spread all the food over the apartment, yes including the butter, 250 grams of melted butter on your floor spreads a long way when you got a monkey playing with it, fok the place was a mess.
So I rented a 2 bed bungalow in Pattaya with a garden all round it, stuck her on a big run and she was happy, most days I would take her to Buddha mountain and the Monks would let free one of the other monkeys so they could play together in the trees, used to have to start the motorbike to signify to her that playtime was over and it was time to go home, one time she fell out of a tree from about 50 foot, I assumed she would be dead, she was okay, just a bit shocked, the blowjobs at the soi yodsak bar was a better experience though