Thread: Those "OMG! I would never see/do this at home" moments

Originally Posted by flash

sopposidly the remains of a saint doesn't decompose, the head of St Oliver Plunkett is in a glass case, I have seen it and after being hung drawn and quartered it ain't looking too bad

I've seen St Francis of Assisi. I must admit, he is looking a bit worse for wear.

a hotel window crashing down to the car park below

It is my daughters eleventh birthday today and it the first one that I am celebrating with her after and wining legal custody 4 months ago.
She is very special to me (as are all of my other 6 kids) but she is particularly special and based upon what happened 11 years and 3 months ago.

My girl friend and I (and at the time) were having dinner on Petchaburi Road and she was about 5-6 months pregnant. All of a sudden she doubled up in pain and I helped her to the toilet. When she came out she had blood running down the insides of her legs and said her water had come out.

I rushed her into the car and called my boss who was a good friend of the Director of Sumitderwai Hospital near soi 55. He called me back and said there was a team of doctors waiting for our arrival.

We arrived and the hospital staff wheeled my girlfriend into casuality. I was with the specialist who spoke perfect english and whilst we where looking at the ultrasound image of my daughter he said "I'm sorry but the baby is dying, the water has broken and we must prepare for a miscarriage.

I was very upset and before this day I had never seen my girlfriend cry. She was wheeled into a room and a plastic sheet was placed on the bed and in preparation for the inevitable to happen.

Apart from this very horrowing experience my nephew was arriving from Australia and he had no idea about Thailand and I had to leave my girlfriend and rush of to the airport.

My nephew arrived and I explained the situation and we started our way back to the hospital. About 30 minutes away from the hospital the doctor called me and said everything was now OK, the bleeding had stopped and the baby's heartbeat had returned to normal. He said he would await for my arrival and when I got there, there must have been 10 doctors in the room all looking at charts and talking amongst themselves. The specialist said it was a miracle as did others in the room.

Before I had left the hospital and whilst my girlfriend was being wheeled to the ward room I did something I have never done before. I was given an amulet by Long Por Khun the previous year and one which he had blessed and had performed a special budhist ritual at the same time. (Knocking on my head, blowing in his hands with the amulet clasped in it, blowing smoke in my face). At that time my boss said I was very lucky and he (my boss) brought me a gold chain and told me I must wear it. I am not into jewelry but put it on anyway and to please him. What I did do was place it around my girlfriends neck and before I left the hospital. I mentioned this to the specialist and he spoke immediately to the other doctors and they all turned as one and looked at me.

To this day I cannot explain it and I am sure to receive some reds and scaving banter from some of the others here but I swear on all my childrens heads it did happen.

Whether it was just a medical miracle or something else I don't know.

All the Thais I have told this experience too all say it was Lung Por Khun who blessed my daughter and I.

I still can't say either way except that I am having a big party for my little girl tomorrow with all her new friends and am so proud of her.

Shit, he is a big boy !!

The dogs look a bit wary.

Great pics NR, the dogs look a bit confused and powerless whilst the Boar eats their food.

Do be careful around it though, Wild Boars can be dangerous.


Great story as well Loy Toy.

Don't worry, I kept my distance. That thing could have easily flattened me.

That would make a great mount for CMN to ride into battle on.

if he ever felt like riding into battle on something

Watch out for the whole family turning up. Good photos

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

That would make a great mount for CMN to ride into battle on. if he ever felt like riding into battle on something

You are playing too much Warcraft

When I was living in Shanghai, in my bra and undies looking through my wardrobe deciding what to wear.Pulled out some clothes and turned around to see a window cleaner had absailed from another floor (I was on the 22nd) and was peering at me through the window the cheeky bastard taking pics with his mobile phone.

Couldn't open the window to cut his ropes so just closed the curtains. Two days later I walked into the bedroom and there were three of the gits at the window.
I complained to the management but they didn't do anything (not that I expected them too)

Moral of the story always close your curtains and don't be caught in your undies (or your pants down).

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

That would make a great mount for CMN to ride into battle on.

Good one SBF.

NR, with respect you are not at that much of a distance from the Boar and I bet it runs much faster than you.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

One time in a new Soi Yodsak GoGo Bar I had 15 girls taking it in turns to give me a blow job it's closed now though

no, we dont want pics thanks.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Hang on, if I go to a photo shop (ie Kodak or such) can I get them to put the pics on a CD for me?

yes.

edit. done now, they look great!

Originally Posted by November Rain

Now, getting back to the point of the thread: Does anyone (other than DD in a brothel) have a 'moment' to share?

hmmmm, i'm sure i can think of something soon.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

but believe me, guys are only interested in shagging, none of that romance crap that they say they like to appease the female population

bollox i'm a new age type of guy.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Didn't know you & KW were so intimately acquainted, DD.

hmmmph and to think i just greened you also !

Originally Posted by November Rain

I sort of figured this is how the thread would go...

it didnt take long, did it?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Told you I was an idiot.

*cough, cough*

they do make great BBQ,

Great pics, NR. And other stories were great, DD's aside. Only 15?
I lived in a little jungle house near the small path to my village high street. One morn, I hear screaming and shouting and hooves thundering. Look up from my coffee and a buffalo is charging full speed down the little lane. Two secs later, another bull follows. Ten seconds later a band of Thais with machetes and sticks follow in chase. Smart buffalo. They got to the village street, hung a left and headed straight for the beach. No children or folks were trampled.
Another day in the tropics.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Great pics, NR. And other stories were great, DD's aside. Only 15?
I lived in a little jungle house near the small path to my village high street. One morn, I hear screaming and shouting and hooves thundering. Look up from my coffee and a buffalo is charging full speed down the little lane. Two secs later, another bull follows. Ten seconds later a band of Thais with machetes and sticks follow in chase. Smart buffalo. They got to the village street, hung a left and headed straight for the beach. No children or folks were trampled.
Another day in the tropics.

now that made me giggle jet, all the rest, great stuff, dd shame on you!

For me 2 weeks on Teak Door today.

In fact first time I have ever posted on any internet forum. Complete novice.

Would never consider doing this in Oz. Nobody would probably give the time to listen let alone reply. Seems an aparthy down there that is worrying.

Anyway, got my share of reds and greens and learn't a lot whatever colour. Feel I deserved the reds and appreciate the greens.

Thanks for the opportunity, really enjoying it.

Missus, say's Ta too. Keeps me out of the bars and at home.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Missus, say's Ta too. Keeps me out of the bars and at home.

wait till she catches you wanking to the Beauty of asian wymmin thread...

that guy in Laos is probably wanking over your toilet blow job story right now

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

that guy in Laos is probably wanking over your toilet blow job story right now

Says the man who is fantasising about riding pigs into battle

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Says the man who is fantasising about riding pigs into battle

nice one bro.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Missus, say's Ta too. Keeps me out of the bars and at home.

wait till she catches you wanking to the Beauty of asian wymmin thread...

Where do I find that thread willy. SOUNDS GREAT.

slimboyfat -

I'm that guy in Laos, and I ain't wanking over any "blow-jobs in dirty toilets" story. Been there, done that.

funny how you showed up just after i posted about you.

are you KW too?