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    Let's make the TD Jail interesting!

    Let's face it, the TD jail system is not much of a deterrent for minor transgressors. A few days locked up and then they're back to their old ways usually.

    How about this:

    1) Minimum jail sentence of three months.
    2) Offenders with at least 500 posts can buy their way out at any time by either:
    a) having their post count set to zero.
    b) having two friends (if they have any) donate half their post counts each to 'bail him/her out' (minimum of 2000 posts required).

    Most of the TD criminal fraternity appear to be attention seeking post count whores, so it would be an interesting deterrent.

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    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    Who honestly cares about post counts other than Kingwilly and Chiangmai baboon?

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    ^ it would be interesting to see in practice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Who honestly cares about post counts other than Kingwilly and Chiangmai baboon?
    555...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    a) having their post count set to zero.
    sounds great, let's put CMN in there ....

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    That's an interesting concept. Since most slaggers and trolls are driven by ego perhaps early release on parole might be an option. A reduction in post count and/or greens and a big red "P" displayed beside their nic would surely help some ex-cons control their temper and personal vendettas. ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Who honestly cares about post counts other than Kingwilly and Chiangmai baboon?

    I could name a few... e.g. people who contribute on 'change a letter' type threads in the games room when they already have enough posts to get into members, etc.

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    ^ yeah, and dat aint me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    people who contribute on 'change a letter'
    I think some of them might actually enjoy it.

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    If you give the power to posters to buy their way out of jail the opposite should apply that posters can pay to keep others 'in jail'.

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    ^ Dwarf boy, if DD changed the software so that the games room crap was not included for your post count, would yours drop to less than 10K???

    I suspect so.

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    and if a measure for quality could be agreed upon you might excede double digits, kw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Dwarf boy, if DD changed the software so that the games room crap was not included for your post count, would yours drop to less than 10K???

    I suspect so.
    i haven't posted in any game other than my cryptic cities game in over 2 years....cryptic cities is not really a game more an intellectual exercise.

    games is on ignore for the purposes of new posts.

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    Be diplomatic, KW. Have the forum vote on sentencing length and type of time, although DD does a good job of it, I think (don't pay that much attention, but maybe XX in jail for 15 days and then name the crime would be helpful). And when they get out, you can be the parole officer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian
    and if a measure for quality could be agreed upon you might excede double digits, kw.
    Undoubtedly, and if we only measured positive posts you'd not reach 10. (which means you wouldnt even be able to view videoes on this forum, let alone members)

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    Problem with banging people up for 3 months is they wouldn't wait it out.

    they'd be back in troll guise soon enough.

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    ^ Speaking from personal experience?

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    SLAGDOGS and PROSTITUTES

    "The female chimps we observed in the wild seemed to be much more concerned with having sex with as many different males as possible, without other females finding out about it, than causing male chimps to fight over them.

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    Take away a determined amount of rep points or post count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8
    ^ Speaking from personal experience?
    I've never been incarcerated on TD.

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    Just change the name of Moronic Kiddies Posts to 'Issues'

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    Oooooops was thinking of another site

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    make them read every chitown post and create an opera from them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    people who contribute on 'change a letter'
    I think some of them might actually enjoy it.
    Actually, 'change a letter' has morphed into 'change a letter and define the word'. I try to get as many meanings, of the word, into the same sentence. This is great fun but then I am easily amused.

    'Answer my question...' used to be good fun, but then some of the members thought that my questions were a bit too long, complicated and boring. That part is true.

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    Is Tits in for life and Stroll 5 days?

    These things should be made public.

    How about dont pass GO, dont collect 200, dont go to jail, just striaiht to the ececution chamber.
    Last edited by CharleyFarley; 18-06-2008 at 09:51 AM. Reason: Speeeling.

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