Thread: An ode to ..........?

I know you're weird,
But I miss your beard,
I know you're Cornish,
But I miss your pasty,
I don't mean to be rude,
But it looked like dog food,
Oh, where have you gone,
Singaporean one,
Anyone want to bet,
If they know who it is yet?

Sheesh, I must be really bored

Originally Posted by NickA

Sheesh, I must be really really gay to have these secret longings of gay sex and stuff with slimboy fat

yup, you can say that again arse bandit.

OK, your turn then.

And no, it could never work, not with my pogonophobia and SBF's lack of woodcarving skills.

speccy brace face ?

^Good point.

Oh Rawlins,
Where did you fall ins?
and crack your ugly mug,
so you look like a jug,
Oh Rawlins,
I am bawllins,
Where are you Rawlins,
Can't you hear me callins?

Can I call you Nicky?
This poem is a quicky,
To tell you that I'm back
I spent a week in a Bali shack,
My kids had the time of their life,
And I had sex with my wife.

^oh dear, better not let the girlfriend find out

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

And I had sex with my wife.

Poor bastard.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Poor bastard.

Oh, weren't her parents married?

I like Slim Whitman.

Sorry Scamp, would "How do I wipe my arse without getting my mate's shirt dirty?" be a better thread for you???

Oh Scampy,
You little trampy,
You are the only person I know,
Who ran away from the circus,
To become a clown.

Come on Scamp, this is supposed to be a rap battle like that eminem does, but with rather gay poems instead.

Oh CMN,
Where art thou then?
I would say you're a 10,
Then you'd be happy,
But you'd give me a slappy,
And maybe some pinches,
when you knew,
I was talking about inches,
(and no, not your cock,
you keep that in your wanking sock,
it's a long as a pubic hair
and sticks to the chair)

This is an ode,
To a bloke who writes code -
Some say that its queer
To be slow drinking beer
On the topic named 'beard'
Mine may be wierd,
But yours is certainly manky,
Frankie.

Oh Butterfly!
On your skin there's no sign of a blemish,
But we know your first language is Flemish,
You pretend to be French
By the accent and stench,
But on Teakdoor we're all in the know,
Your grandad was Hercules Poirot.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

This is an ode,
To a bloke who writes code -
Some say that its queer
To be slow drinking beer
On the topic named 'beard'
Mine may be wierd,
But yours is certainly manky,
Frankie.

Now you're in trouble.

Actually I can't remember if Frankie has a beard or not, but his avatar's beard looks manky so i thought might as well run with it.

he does drink beer slowly though

Oliver's Odes was a great book.


Oh Mr Scampy you are a bit campy
Thinking you so swanky
In your Corolla limousine
Video camera in hand
Marching to the beat of your one man band
Whilst singing your song.
"look at me, look at me, look at me"

so where did NickA go then?

did i miss something

Yes. ..

returned to the UK.

smeg convinced him thailand was a shithole.

well i hope he will still post here.

i have never even been to Thailand but that doesnt stop me

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i have never even been to Thailand but that doesnt stop me

Your missus has started reading TD I see.