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    Thumbs up Massage highlights

    What, for you - are the best bits of a massage?

    I just know this thread is going to take a wrong turn and end up being about blowjobs but perhaps you could keep your inner teenager at bay and share with us your favorite parts of a massage.

    My top five are..

    #1 - Scalp/temple massage. (Barbers massage)

    #2 - Inside leg massage that gives you a hard on. (Oil maggase)

    #3 - Thumbs on palm technique. (Thai massage)

    #4 - Knees/bodyweight on my bottom. (Thai massage)

    #5 - Face massage. (Facial service centre)

    Generally a Thai massage is mostly painful and ticklish but very good for you... In fact, after my upcoming 34th birthday I may quit booze and cigs and have a weekly massage likw what my sexy 52 year old masseuse recommended.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    yet you bring it up no sooner than point #2 ?

    I love a good balls massage...for health purposes only as great for prostate and cleans the pipes for a healthy sex life.

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    so where are your recommended places on cheang wattana road ?

    don't worry I will leave your girlfriend alone.

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    A massage place is a massage place, you should pop over sometime - we'll have a massage and go for a drink.

    Actually that sounds a bit gay.

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    A Wat Po massage is just wonderful and relaxing. I treat myself every week to a 2-hour session, it is only 900 bt for a professional. Avoid the cheap tourist traps along KaoSan road.

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    I haven't been for a rub and tug in ages.

    I want to try Akane. Anyone been?

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    yes ...

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    What and where is Akaine?

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    Its at Ploenchit.

    They enjoy prostrate stimulation and forcing seawood up your poop chute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    yes
    Any good?

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    forcing seawood up your poop chute
    Who would be interested in that?

    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Any good?
    Ah...

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    Well...it was kinda nice at the time.

    I always judge a place by my intentions immediatley after to return or not.

    I returned.

    But this was around 2 years ago, I have since found the lord and given up my degenerative ways.

    If you would like a detailed report, just ask.

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    I quite like the gal walking on my back, cracking my spine with her toes.

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    Yeah?

    Give me her number, i'll tell her to crack harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    If you would like a detailed report, just ask.
    Go on then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    I quite like the gal walking on my back, cracking my spine with her toes.
    To me, that is a lazy massage and generally only happens in the places that have TV's in: it gives the girl 20 minutes TV watching time. Plus, it can seriously damage your hips. I say no walking more kneading.

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    I like the cracking of my toe joints

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    ^ Uuurgh. Hate that. When they try to crack your finger or toe joints.

    Love scalp massages. I also love shoulder massages, I seem to get a lot of tension in my shoulders & neck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallowspole
    To me, that is a lazy massage and generally only happens in the places that have TV's in:
    you must go to very different massage places than me then, i've never seen a TV.

    strong kneading is all well and good, but it is only for surface muscle and tissue, walking on your back gives a pressure of all 50kg on one spot. loverly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gallowspole
    To me, that is a lazy massage and generally only happens in the places that have TV's in:
    you must go to very different massage places than me then, i've never seen a TV.

    strong kneading is all well and good, but it is only for surface muscle and tissue, walking on your back gives a pressure of all 50kg on one spot. loverly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gallowspole
    To me, that is a lazy massage and generally only happens in the places that have TV's in:
    you must go to very different massage places than me then, i've never seen a TV.

    strong kneading is all well and good, but it is only for surface muscle and tissue, walking on your back gives a pressure of all 50kg on one spot. loverly.
    The old bird I fancy works in a place where they have a TV, but I don't mind because the whole gaff smells of menthol and she has no time for Thai TV.

    She always has earphones in though, she's never without them

    She listens to Radio Luxembourg 24/7.

    Anyway, I'm not big on the toe/finger snapping, they don't always get it right.

    Thankfully they get the head twist right - if they fuck that up I'm a dead man - it's actually illegal to perform that in the UK unless you are a qualified osteopath.

    Osteopath?

    Yeah, osteopath.
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    The best part is spending 45 minutes wondering if you will get an offer of a special.

    The worst part is if you don't get an offer and realising you wasted 40 bucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Thankfully they get the head twist right - if they fuck that up I'm a dead man - it's actually illegal to perform that in the UK unless you are a qualifies osteopath.
    I never let then do it. My neck creaks enough already, so I'm not letting them make it worse.

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    ^^ Offer of what? Marriage?

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    I had a massage at the Royal Benja in soi 5 once it all went on in a large room behind a curtain when it came to the tug the pretty young girl massaging me disappeared and in her place appeared some one my grandmother's age informing me that she carried out this service, obviously I declined but not before she got out her tits and started shaking them at me. Very disturbing it was.

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