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  • I wiped my ass with triple-ply paper to reduce her laundry burden

    3 13.64%
  • I allowed her an extra 10 minutes of light as she read her favorite novel

    2 9.09%
  • I helped her carry the 50-liter water jugs up the 200m driveway

    1 4.55%
  • I allowed her to rattle chicken bones and pray to her lottery god

    6 27.27%
  • I made the bed this morning and folded my own underwear

    2 9.09%
  • I bought her gold and diamonds beause she's the greatest

    8 36.36%
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    Do you love 'er?

    I'll admit I'm not the most romantic of guys.

    But tonight I took my wife out to a nice restaurant and then to a music bar for a few cocktails.

    Since moving to the jungle a year ago, we've always made a trip of a night out. Off to a distant city and hotel to return the next day, if only for some good company and a few cold brews.

    I just didn't see the opportunity of a nice "feed and fuel" here in the sticks. But as with all things, time has worn me down. Out to mingle among the rabble.

    A gamey Thai T-bone with salad and fries for me, and the wife had a crab fried rice and vegetable plate. Top it off with a shared beer for 330 baht. Not quite romantic until you hear what ole' Tex did next.

    A bar called "Acoustic" with a two-man band that I wouldn't hire for my dog's barmitzvah. They butchered a few angrit favorites before I began floating in Heineken nirvana and slipped into heavy conversation with my bride (of 7 years)about how we get the fcuk out of here.

    It's all conjecture of course because tomorrow when I wake up at 10:30 and scratch my balls for an hour or so -- the conviction and determination seem to melt away like the cheese in my Western omlette.

    So what have you done for your wife or significant woman (Butteredhole) lately?

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    It must be great to have that kind of relationship, doing that sort of stuff keeps love alive I guess. After six years you'd think I would have found myself a nice woman.

    I'm speaking to a girl online who I gave my email to when I was shitfaced in Pattaya. The conversation is very limited, but she works in a blowjob bar and she likes hip-hop and knows a bloke called John who is nice.

    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    I'll admit I'm not the most romantic of guys.

    But tonight I took my wife out to a nice restaurant and then to a music bar for a few cocktails.

    Since moving to the jungle a year ago, we've always made a trip of a night out. Off to a distant city and hotel to return the next day, if only for some good company and a few cold brews.

    I just didn't see the opportunity of a nice "feed and fuel" here in the sticks. But as with all things, time has worn me down. Out to mingle among the rabble.

    A gamey Thai T-bone with salad and fries for me, and the wife had a crab fried rice and vegetable plate. Top it off with a shared beer for 330 baht. Not quite romantic until you hear what ole' Tex did next.

    A bar called "Acoustic" with a two-man band that I wouldn't hire for my dog's barmitzvah. They butchered a few angrit favorites before I began floating in Heineken nirvana and slipped into heavy conversation with my bride (of 7 years)about how we get the fcuk out of here.

    It's all conjecture of course because tomorrow when I wake up at 10:30 and scratch my balls for an hour or so -- the conviction and determination seem to melt away like the cheese in my Western omlette.

    So what have you done for your wife or significant woman (Butteredhole) lately?
    Romantic bastard after all.

    Can't let my missus see this post. Got golf tomorrow and then a vist to the 19th hole afterwards and a few beers with the boys.

    Rugby as well on Saturday.

    Crab Fried Rice as well. How can I top that?

    Sorry mate, have to delete this post for fear of "why does this bloke take care of his missus like this and you never take me anywhere".


    Can't risk it, no way.

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    Keep your woman happy and you'll both be happy.

    (if you're right for each other)

    Tex, does she make your fried eggs nice and runny and your toast just how you like it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post

    Crab Fried Rice as well. How can I top that?
    That was crab fried rice - and a vegetable plate! Hope my missus does not get to hear about this.

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    I love Mrs so much I bought her mum a house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I'm speaking to a girl online who I gave my email to when I was shitfaced in Pattaya. The conversation is very limited, but she works in a blowjob bar and she likes hip-hop and knows a bloke called John who is nice.


    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Got golf tomorrow and then a vist to the 19th hole afterwards and a few beers with the boys. Rugby as well on Saturday.
    yep. i'm heading off to golf soon.

    also cricket on sunday.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Sorry mate, have to delete this post for fear of "why does this bloke take care of his missus like this and you never take me anywhere".
    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Can't risk it, no way.

    What he said!

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    munched her rug for an extended period
    baby at grandma's
    nanny away
    house guest gone bai teow
    she may be in for 3 minutes of heaven and a steak pie tonight

    yes i lov emy little yellow devil

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    Mrs was feeling under the weather last week and took herself off to see the doctor, I was f*cking starving so thought kill two birds with one stone and went to Tesco and done the shopping save her doing it, came home and packed it all away, my good deed for the day. About an hour later the mrs walked through the door carrying f*cking tesco bags!!! she went on her way home from the doctors, so men, moral of the story is don't f*cking bother!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by reinvented
    munched her rug for an extended period
    Should I ask her if you were adequate enough?

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    no doubts about my oral fluency

    be careful she might think yer volunteering

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    After six years you'd think I would have found myself a nice woman.

    Well......................

    aw, fergit it !

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    Quote Originally Posted by reinvented
    be careful she might think yer volunteering
    Perish the thought! She's a fine looking woman, but I know where she's been!

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    It cannot get more romantic than this:


    Oh yes, I really love her a lot. Now please all hope for me that she can be soon with me.

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    I bought my wife a new cooker.

    And I bought the maid a push mower to cut the grass instead of the scissors.

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    She's got it pretty good with me and I'm happy enough and have some freedom at the same time. I didn't vote in your poll because none of the choices really relates to my situation.

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    True Story.
    Abou 10 years ago, I bought my wife a new iron for Christmas.
    I won't be making the same mistake again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaiyenyen
    True Story. Abou 10 years ago, I bought my wife a new iron for Christmas. I won't be making the same mistake again.
    What that HELL were you thinking??

    Seriously?

    have you not seen this vid???


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    Can't see U Tube, TOT have blocked them.
    You know what it's like, Christmas eve, a few beers lunchtime, then off to do some shopping. I suddenly remembered that her iron had broken a few days earlier, so I thought I would buy her a useful gift........I still have the scar!!!
    I did buy her some uncomfortably sexy underwear as well, so it wasn't all bad.
    Do not walk beside me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Just pretty much leave me the fuck alone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaiyenyen
    I did buy her some uncomfortably sexy underwear as well, so it wasn't all bad.
    lets be honest. that really was for her, was it? more your benefit, no?

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    ^ I think he bought it for himself so his wife had some fun or at least a good laugh.

    The scar was from the iron I guess?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    I'll admit I'm not the most romantic of guys.
    Based on the poll selections, Don Juan has no worries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian View Post
    ^ I think he bought it for himself so his wife had some fun or at least a good laugh.

    The scar was from the iron I guess?
    Only tried it once, fcukin uncomfortable, I ended up 'taking in washing'
    I have to admit, looking back on it, the iron was a mistake. I should have bought her a new broomstick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    So what have you done for your wife or significant woman (Butteredhole) lately?
    Told her I loved her, for no reason other than the fact that as I watched her peeling garlick in the back yard I realised how much I did and do. Bless her.

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    well i been gone a while but i,m now home, me toenails were getting a bit on the rough side so i let her give em a clean up and then i thought while she,s on the job she might as well give me ear wax a service too! and being the beaut bloke i am i said it was ok to check me belly button for fluff to! i mean i had so little time i had to go riding and drink with me mates, i did promise her sex though when i got home! mind you i did warn her she would have get on top cause i would probably be too buggered, i tell ya she really is a lucky girl next week i,m thinking about getting her a real washing machine! yep no more flogging the clothes in th e old pot downstairs you got look after your girls! treat em sometimes, like let em open your beer for ya and don,t get cranky if it froths up a bit, let em make the bed.. it keeps them happy and when your mates come around let her out of the kitchen! who else is gonna bring the tucker.. yep some days she dosen,t realise how good shes got it!

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