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    Guess my med results

    Back to doc on Thursday, 2:30 pm Vancouver time, for myriad test results. He thinks I'm crazy as I smoke, drink, have no pain and no complaints. Besides a few ops many years ago, I've only had dengue fever (twice), scorpion stings and a centipede bite. What can be worse than that?
    The tests:
    lung x-rays
    pap smear
    blood work for glucose(?), cholesterol and the whole haematology workup
    poo test
    Guess the results and I'll support a century thread for you.

    Well, it's more mind-expanding than some of the other crap on here, innit?

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    distemper and a rusty pap.

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    Sorry, Jettie. D'you mean guess what he's checking for or guess what each test's results will be?

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    Wannabeamericanitis

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    you're pregnant ?

    is KW the dad ?

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    ^ Geez, forgot to ask for that test, BaldR. I'll do that Thursday.

    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Sorry, Jettie. D'you mean guess what he's checking for or guess what each test's results will be?
    The results.

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    Wannabeamericanitis
    Well, seeing as how half my ancestors immigrated to Merica and that's where half of my granparents were born and raised, I reckon I can class meself as part Merican, Heck, I can apply to the Irish Embassy and become an Irish citizen or thereabouts coz Granpa was Irish. God bless America. I love the Olympic Peninsula, New Mexico and New York City. Best dam country on earth. Canada would be OK, but it's full of bladdy Canadians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    you're pregnant ? is KW the dad ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    ^ Geez, forgot to ask for that test, BaldR. I'll do that Thursday.
    well it aint mine.

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    I would guess that physically, there is nothing wrong with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    I would guess that physically, there is nothing wrong with you.


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    Always one or two smarta**es in the bunch. I'll go for a psych test next, just for you Strolls.

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    Mad Cow Disease

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon View Post
    Back to doc on Thursday, 2:30 pm Vancouver time, He thinks I'm crazy
    Hes probably right.

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    this is a very strange thread indeed.

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    Apart from Neo-Con Denial syndrome, I'd say you will pass with flying colors Jettie.

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    FITH syndrome?

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    ^ FITH -- First in Trouncing Heathens. Yes, that's my syndrome.
    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Apart from Neo-Con Denial syndrome, I'd say you will pass with flying colors Jettie.
    Thanks, Neo-Con supporter.

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    At a guess, I would say that the Doctor is not completely happy and wonders how you can be so fit when you smoke. Possible you have a high white blood cell count but your 'paps' (hate that word) are cancer free. Am I warm?

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    ^ Dunno, LoomB. Gotta wait for Thursday. At least boys don't get poked in that bit during exams. Oh ya, you don't have that bit. Losers.

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    ^Good point, best of luck for Thursday then.

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    I guess...

    lung x-rays:
    smoky

    pap smear
    pink?

    blood work for glucose(?), cholesterol and the whole haematology workup
    red and sticky?

    poo test
    yellow?

    what's the prize?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    Guess my med results
    mange.

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    OK;

    Lungs clear - one suspicious spot that turns out just to be a shadow on the film.

    Pap smear - fine. Come back in a coupla years

    Blood:
    Glucose: Fine
    Cholesterol: Good to low
    Haemotology: Slight problem with WBC & HBC. You have a slight infection (probably due to being run down), which will clear & your WBC will return to normal limits. HBC, low side. You're anaemic & need a course of iron tablets & to improve your diet re iron & vit C.

    Stool test: Fine. Could increase fibre intake a tad, but very good in general.

    How's that one?

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    Maybe, maybe, NR. MY BP is 120/70; unchanged since a Beijing doc said I should be dead already. Guess he was jealous coz he looked red and puffy.

    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    Guess my med results
    mange.
    That comment did not raise my BP even a notch. I do have an unnatural urge to scratch tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    I guess...

    lung x-rays:
    smoky

    pap smear
    pink?

    blood work for glucose(?), cholesterol and the whole haematology workup
    red and sticky?

    poo test
    yellow?

    what's the prize?
    You win. Ray Carey on a stick.

    I am happy that I will do exam results, go shopping and have a fat tube steak in a fresh Italian hotdog bun with my name written on it in French's mustard while sitting on the steps of the Vancouver Art Gallery. Then I meet a bud and we're going to Shaolin Restaurant for home-made noodles and crispy rice cakes.

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