Fitness And Strength Of Teakdoor Members, Do you meet these minimum requirments?

At the turn of the last Century, a Fitness Pioneer said, that every able - bodied man, should be able to -

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Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups).

Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips).

Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups).

Run at top speed.

Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease.

Swim a mile.

Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance.

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Can you?

I haven't stolen this from anywhere.

Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups). no

Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips). no

Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups). no

Run at top speed. no

Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease. no

Swim a mile. no

Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance. no

Now what?

Well I expect you die sometime soon.

I think I can do most, not sure about the jumping and I guess it depends or the piggy back distance but that might be tricky if it's very far.

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

At the turn of the last Century, a Fitness Pioneer said, that every able - bodied man, should be able to -

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Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups).

Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips).

Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups).

Run at top speed.

Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease.

Swim a mile.

Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance.

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Can you?

I haven't stolen this from anywhere.

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I haven't tried.

Therefore, I cannot answer. :rolleyes:

Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups). Yes

Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips). Probably could bang out 15

Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups). Maybe 7 , could do more than 10 when I was in my 20's

Run at top speed. yes

Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease. yes

Swim a mile. yes

Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance. I could throw stroller into a big pile of shit

Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups).

Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips).

Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups).

Run at top speed.

Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease.

Swim a mile.

Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance.


As far as I am concerned this should be in the "Jokes and Funny Stories" forum!
:rofl::rofl:

You really are happy aren't you. :)

A few years ago definately to all but now i doubt it very much:(

bkkmadness is a big poove - trust me, I know him.

Chitown or somebody should have started this thread, a proper hardman - Maddie is too busy feeding his fish to work out.

Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. yes.

Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. more likely to be found in one of the bars.

Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. don't generally fall down that often before being thrown out.

Run at top speed. depends who is chasing me.

Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease. not without a chair.

Swim a mile. probably.

Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance. probably.

Yes to all.

Swim five miles.
Doubt I could do any of the others.

If they would accept me throwing myself over head first, superman style, for the jumping one, then i reckon i could probably manage them.

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Quote: Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups).
Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips).
Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups).
Run at top speed.
Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease.
Swim a mile.
Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance.

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What for ??

^ So you can boast about it on an internet forum, where no-one knows you & it can't be proven, of course! :D

Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups). yes
Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips). no
Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups). yes
Run at top speed. I can run at my top speed......
Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease. yes
Swim a mile. not a chance in hell, i can maybe do 200 metres,
Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance.yes, but again what does 'distance' mean? 100 metres, couple of hundred? yes, 1 or 2 km ? doubt it.

I would most likely complete all
Joined a gym the other day and was surprised I wasn’t as un fit as I thought I was

I can't swim at all and my top speed is good for a short burst. I could carry a dieing friend on my back but that's about the best that I could manage. Fortunately, there aren't many people of my size, so the chances of having to carry one are quite small.

If you want me to resign, because of this, please feel free to PM me. :)

Could probably swim for a mile.

Can jog at half-speed forever.

Would need to stop for a doughnut occasionally though.

^ You'd be hard pressed to find a human of comparable size.

:)

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Originally Posted by Fast Eddie

If they would accept me throwing myself over head first, superman style, for the jumping one, then i reckon i could probably manage them.

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Live in a Pattiya condo do we?

Look my friend if you have problems , get help !

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Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups).

Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips).

Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups).

Run at top speed.

Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease.

Swim a mile.

Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance.

no


except for swimming and carrying

I can lift a 40kg bargirl with my cock, does it count ?

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Run at top speed.

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Top speed of what? I'm fairly sure my top speed is just a tad below Linford Christie's.

Push his straightened body from the floor and back at least 50 times. ( press ups).
Yes (over the course of a week)

Lower himself between two parallel bars at least 25 times. (dips).Yes (over the course of a month)
Pull himself up on an overhead bar until the bar is clear of his chin, at least 10 - 15 times. (pull ups). Yes ( in one session)

Run at top speed.Yes ,hard not to as whatever speed you can run at is top speed

Jump obstacles, equal to waist in height, with ease.Yes easily

Swim a mile. Yes but only if theres a pint of Guinness at the finish

Carry another human being, of comparable size, piggy back fashion, over distance.Yes I do quite regularly when Mrs Bot drinks too much