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    The Steps to Courting Thai Women

    Found this code and wondering if it could also be applied to Filipinos gals.

    Dork city, or a decent self constitution to abide by?



    Tips To Find A Good Girl

    1. Do not barfly.

    2. Do not whore.

    3. Get a haircut every month.

    4. Dress respectably, clean and neat, even stylish casual but never scruffy.

    5. Appear to be a solid middle class professional even if not. Cufflinks and tie on a tailored white shirt screams solvent and respectable.

    6. Do not get sucked in. Thai ladies can welcome you into their warm soft bodies, then their warm soft minds and you are a goner, a piece of helpless meat.

    7. See who you are talking to beyond the pretty face and trim body, be critical of class and circumstances, corroborate all life stories where possible .

    8. Only hang out with the right standard of friend, your friends say a lot about you.

    9. Do not bring cheaply dressed or groomed women to your office or apartment, this shows who they are at a glance.

    10. Go to better places. Cheap Charlie's on Sukhumvit Soi 11 or even CM2 is not the place and Nana Plaza or Cowboy is pathetic.

    11. If you meet a barfly for a drink, Soi 33 is almost acceptable in expat circles (strange but true) and their opinion of you may count.

    12. Live here or come for long vacations with an express purpose, pointless hanging around will deter many prospects.

    13. Meet people who are not at the bottom of the social strata, let them know you are single and available and not an idiot.

    14. Keep yourself clean-shaven, well groomed and free from vice (and lice).

    15. Do not mention how much money you have, the signs will be positive if you follow these rules.

    16. Pay the bill at dinner at nice Italian restaurants, good girls love Italian food (Spaghetti Alfredo a sign of an unsophisticated?)

    17. Do not worry about being fluent in Thai, your ideal mate already speaks better English than you do, but do be witty and sincere and don't ape Thai customs such as the wai unless you are really experienced, they know you are not Thai.

    18. If you expect / demand sexual aerobics on night 1 or even month 3 save your time and money now.

    19. Consider getting a good address / house to live in or even share. (Get a Thai lady to help) A good house IS CHEAPER than a condo.

    20. Get a car, preferably imported or new. No one walks unless poor. If clapped out Toyota claim it is a company car but keep it very clean. (i.e. your driver must have polished it but you have given him the night off)

    21. If you have a live in maid or security or front desk, NEVER take anyone home at night ESPECIALLY TWO AT A TIME.

    22. If she brings friends on your date do not worry, more the merrier, you are being vetted and may be accepted. DO NOT GET DRUNK.

    23. Do not talk about bars, women, your exploits in Makati, your best lay, how you love Thai ladies, BUT do feel free to explain why farang women are crap.

    24. Do not show overt affection in public, Thai ladies are sensitive and sober enough to tell if you like them.

    YOU WILL BE IN DEMAND

    Tips To Find A Good Girl


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    If you need to read shit like that, then you'll probably need someone to wipe your arse with the paper it's written on

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    Sounds extremly long winded and guarantees you nothing at the end of it , even so called Good Girls are after the same thing as your average Bar girl security for the future for them Money money money thats all women are about . So dont waste your fkin time on all that old bollocks .

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    ^^

    And the green blobby thing goes to NickA!

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    I dont think you even need to bother with all the nonsense in the OP.
    Just be yourself

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    ^^ditto
    Lame troll attempt Dexter, you should have made the stickman link a little more obvious

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    Quote Originally Posted by dexter
    YOU WILL BE IN DEMAND
    until she works out how much of a scammer you really are - how much of that list is facade ?

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    Dexter,

    You are a lonely man, aren't you. It's ok I'm sure you'll meet someone eventually. Chin up!

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    cor!! wish id read that before i started visiting thailand!!
    whata load of waste of time that all is, so if your trolling, erm why?

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    Announce to the world who you support and green them till kingdom come or until the house of cards comes tumblin down.

    One bad turn deserves another.

    No explanation required.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Announce to the world who you support and green them till kingdom come or until the hous of cards comes tumblin down.

    One bad turn deserves another.
    so cryptic, much better have a green

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    cor!! wish id read that before i started visiting thailand!!
    whata load of waste of time that all is, so if your trolling, erm why?
    That's right I'm not. Still after answers to my question in the OP.


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    ok well, neither, if you follow those rules then your better off joining a thai dating agency

    good enough answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake7 View Post
    I dont think you even need to bother with all the nonsense in the OP.
    Just be yourself
    Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dexter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    cor!! wish id read that before i started visiting thailand!!
    whata load of waste of time that all is, so if your trolling, erm why?
    That's right I'm not. Still after answers to my question in the OP.

    Dork city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dexter View Post
    Found this code and wondering if it could also be applied to Filipinos gals.




    Tips To Find A Good Girl

    1. Do not barfly.

    2. Do not whore.

    3. Get a haircut every month.

    4. Dress respectably, clean and neat, even stylish casual but never scruffy.

    5. Appear to be a solid middle class professional even if not. Cufflinks and tie on a tailored white shirt screams solvent and respectable.

    6. Do not get sucked in. Thai ladies can welcome you into their warm soft bodies, then their warm soft minds and you are a goner, a piece of helpless meat.

    7. See who you are talking to beyond the pretty face and trim body, be critical of class and circumstances, corroborate all life stories where possible .

    8. Only hang out with the right standard of friend, your friends say a lot about you.

    9. Do not bring cheaply dressed or groomed women to your office or apartment, this shows who they are at a glance.

    10. Go to better places. Cheap Charlie's on Sukhumvit Soi 11 or even CM2 is not the place and Nana Plaza or Cowboy is pathetic.

    11. If you meet a barfly for a drink, Soi 33 is almost acceptable in expat circles (strange but true) and their opinion of you may count.

    12. Live here or come for long vacations with an express purpose, pointless hanging around will deter many prospects.

    13. Meet people who are not at the bottom of the social strata, let them know you are single and available and not an idiot.

    14. Keep yourself clean-shaven, well groomed and free from vice (and lice).

    15. Do not mention how much money you have, the signs will be positive if you follow these rules.

    16. Pay the bill at dinner at nice Italian restaurants, good girls love Italian food (Spaghetti Alfredo a sign of an unsophisticated?)

    17. Do not worry about being fluent in Thai, your ideal mate already speaks better English than you do, but do be witty and sincere and don't ape Thai customs such as the wai unless you are really experienced, they know you are not Thai.

    18. If you expect / demand sexual aerobics on night 1 or even month 3 save your time and money now.

    19. Consider getting a good address / house to live in or even share. (Get a Thai lady to help) A good house IS CHEAPER than a condo.

    20. Get a car, preferably imported or new. No one walks unless poor. If clapped out Toyota claim it is a company car but keep it very clean. (i.e. your driver must have polished it but you have given him the night off)

    21. If you have a live in maid or security or front desk, NEVER take anyone home at night ESPECIALLY TWO AT A TIME.

    22. If she brings friends on your date do not worry, more the merrier, you are being vetted and may be accepted. DO NOT GET DRUNK.

    23. Do not talk about bars, women, your exploits in Makati, your best lay, how you love Thai ladies, BUT do feel free to explain why farang women are crap.

    24. Do not show overt affection in public, Thai ladies are sensitive and sober enough to tell if you like them.

    YOU WILL BE IN DEMAND

    Tips To Find A Good Girl

    Thats scampy f*cked on about 95% of those, better luck next time mate

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