Thread: TD Guide to Teaching English

Teach slang and bad word phrases it's fun for all and easy to pick up.

Incorporate the following common words into your lesson at every opportunity.

key
Jim
he
ham
fun
gnome
Chuck
set
yet
Lou

A good lesson for your students to try among themselves:

Always the Ham, Jim wanted to have fun with his gnome and key.
Before he set up the fun he asked, "Where had Lou gone."
Has Lou gone yet?
Said Chuck, "Wow."

Sure to be great fun.

Here's an interesting convesation topic:


How to Say your Fly is Open

20. Your cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier is not unknown.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1. I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts.

(list sent by a student - origin unknown)

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