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    i was asked a very serious question over dinner last saturday...

    i was asked a very serious question over dinner last saturday at the banyan tree resturant, by the hi-so manager of a siam square salon.

    give the following two mandatory options, would you give it to you mum or take it from your dad?

    how would you answer that? try answering that while 5 people stare at you mulling it... so i thoughfully replied that i have too much respect for my mum so i'd take it from dad, as long as he was wearing an extra thick lubed condom. there was much nodding in agreement from the chaps around my table.

    how the hell does a question like that come up over dinner i hear you ask, well it escelated from... dog in an oven or cat in a blender

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    Difficult one Harry, ask NickA I think he's into incest

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    "I'm an orphan" should have put an end to that line of questioning.

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    you are not very interesting or nice MrHarry

    if you have to make up stuff like that, to try to shock, you are also sad person

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiamCutie
    you are not very interesting or nice MrHarry

    if you have to make up stuff like that, to try to shock, you are also sad person
    totally disagree SC!

    Harry is both nice and interesting. It's a pity you can't see that but it's your loss.

    The actual question is from the Australian SAS psyche evaluation, so it's not 'made up'.
    Evidently the way that you answer a question like this reveals your suitability in the modern day super army and how quickly you will cut the throat of an 80 year old grandmother to get her grandson to spill the beans on Osama's whereabouts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    The actual question is from the Australian SAS psyche evaluation, so it's not 'made up'.
    And there we were all thinking Harry managed to come up with something original for once...

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    well Harry is just copying it again, so "making it up" just about fits the bill

    I am glad it was situated in the Banyan tree though

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    well Harry is just copying it again, so "making it up" just about fits the bill

    I am glad it was situated in the Banyan tree though
    As Harry reported, it was a quote made by a business associate.
    My interpretation is that the business associate had information about the Aussie SAS and asked Harry the question.

    Therefore Harry hasn't copied/pilfered/plagiarised anyone. He has in fact quoted his source!!

    Apologies due about now gentlemen!!

    I'm amazed at the lengths some of you will go in an attempt to mire the good name of the poster known as Harry.

    Shame on you I say. Shame!

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    OK Poolie, if you are right, and Harry really was just reporting the meeting, then I apologise. However his last sentence does belie those facts

    If I were asked such a question, the only answer could be "fuk off cnut"

    Harry would take it up the ass. Nice for him

    what about you Poolie?
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    I'm amazed at the lengths some of you will go in an attempt to mire the good name of the poster known as Harry.
    Go to the bathroom mate. There's some brown stuff on your nose again.

    FYI - Harry doesn't have a good name.

    Happy to help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    OK Poolie, if you are right, and Harry really was just reporting the meeting, then I apologise. However his last sentence does belie those facts

    If I were asked such a question, the only answer could be "fuk off cnut"

    Harry would take it up the ass. Nice for him

    what about you Poolie?
    Hmm.......dead parents.........what to say.........

    Quote Originally Posted by that nasty marmite chappy
    Go to the bathroom mate. There's some brown stuff on your nose again.

    FYI - Harry doesn't have a good name.

    Happy to help.
    Just had a mars bar. How did you know?

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    yes, like Marianne Faithful did? history mate!!

    www.snopes.com/music/artists/marsbar.htm

    as for dead parents, me too an orphan, but you could still answer theoretically, as I did

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    Marmers this is what I mean about my screen and the times. I am laughing at your post about Poolies nose. When I come back poolie is above you at 1:28 and you are on the bottom as last post a 1:21.

    I like mars bars, they have been made a long long time.

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    they are in the right order on my screen AO

    My dad used to let us each have a slice of mars bar when we were kids

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    I'd give it to mom for 2 reasons.

    1. I came outta that hole.
    2. She's been reduced to a jar of ashes on Dad's mantle, probably wouldn't feel much nor be offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    Marmers this is what I mean about my screen and the times. I am laughing at your post about Poolies nose. When I come back poolie is above you at 1:28 and you are on the bottom as last post a 1:21.
    Gawd knows. Maybe they shouldn't let senile old coots loose on computers...?

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    Could be mate, but its not senility its beginning alzheimers.

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    at least you can still spell it AO

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    In short AO you have in........

    User CP...
    Edit Options...
    thread display mode...
    linear-newest first....ticked.

    This option shows the last post at the top of the page and I use it because I don't like pouring over 50 posts I've already read.

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    You get lucky sometimes Andy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    i was asked a very serious question over dinner last saturday at the banyan tree resturant, by the hi-so manager of a siam square salon.

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    uhmmm! a thread about shagging parents & MtD has been moved to post in it 3 times already. i'll let you draw your own conclusions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    Marmers this is what I mean about my screen and the times. I am laughing at your post about Poolies nose. When I come back poolie is above you at 1:28 and you are on the bottom as last post a 1:21.
    ok the old coot is sorted

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    Harry started a thread about shagging his parents and admitted he would let his old man do him up the ring piece, I shall let you draw your own conclusions on that.....

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