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    I just had a facial and it's not gay

    A few friends have told me I've been looking rather haggard of late and I had noticed a couple of red blemishes on my face from burst blood capillaries due to drinking like a hetrosexual masculine man the past three weeks.

    Anyway, somebody suggested I go for a facial as there is a place right on my doorstep that Sandra once visited and it is only 250thb, so I did.

    First they put liquid latex type stuff on my hooter and around it - this is where most of the blackheads accumulate (apparently - I don't know this sort of stuff off by heart like a poof does) - then she does a massage and applies moisturizer and stuff and the blemishes she gets with some kind of tool that hurts but only a little bit, in fact it didn't hurt at all really but it probably does to a girl.

    I can feel blood running down from my lower eye and she carefully mops this up with tissue and gives me another massage - even doing the shoulders a bit which I guess is beyond the call of duty for a facialist.

    A little later on in the process she puts cucumber slices on my face and I get a call from a TD moderator I have not spoken to in ages and have to hang up because I can't speak so then I am waiting for it all to finish so I can return the call and explain that I didn't hang up because I didn't want to speak to him but because I had a sheet of cucumber on my boat race.

    Quick final massage, powder and spray and I'm done.

    I was so impressed with the result that I gave the girl a 20 baht tip - my face feels like a remote control does when you peel off the protective plastic film after you've had it four years already and I look several years younger!

    There's nothing wrong with taking care of yourself. My 'metrosexual' days have just started, okay I may have a long way to go before I'm Blake 7 but a start is a start and this was a fresh start not easily beaten.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    my wife used to bitch like hell when i gave her a "facial".....

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    How long before the " I've got a boyfriend now!" thread?

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    It's ok - it's only egg white.

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    ^Is that what you tell all your girlfriends ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I just had a facial and it's not gay



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    No. I tell them it will make their skin lighter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie
    Is that what you tell all your girlfriends?
    Usually get a gob full rather than a facial.

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    Yesterday you had the shits and today you had a facial ?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    There's nothing wrong with taking care of yourself. My 'mid-life crisis' has just started, okay I may have a long way to go before I'm Blake 7 but a start is a start and this was a fresh start not easily beaten.
    Poor ducky

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    たのむよ。
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    Ok, if you have all got the poofy allusions and pearl necklace references out of the way perhaps you could all get out of your rooms and treat yourselves to one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    perhaps you could all get out of your rooms and treat yourselves to one.
    No time, I'm afraid. I've got a meeting with a famous movie director this afternoon, then dinner at one of the finest restaurants in town.

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    i just treated someone else to one in my room.

    at least she won't be stealing my phone

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    Im going to do something manly like bite my nails off instead of using clippers.

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    "You're so vain....I bet you think this thread is about you, don't you, don't you?"

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    たのむよ。
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    ^^ I bite my toenails on my right foot but my left leg isn't supple enough to get my foot in front of my face.

    Clippers are for pooves.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr
    "You're so vain....I bet you think this thread is about you, don't you, don't you?"
    Carly Simon is for pooves.

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    Face fulla baby batter is for pooves.

    Did they pluck your brows and tweeze your nose hair?

    How much was the tattooed eye liner Scamp? Next month?



    Steady stepping off this slippery slope, Scamp.
    Last edited by Texpat; 01-06-2008 at 03:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I've got a meeting with a famous movie director this afternoon, then dinner at one of the finest restaurants in town.
    Eh? Thought it was Tuesday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post

    No time, I'm afraid. I've got a meeting with a famous movie director this afternoon, then dinner at one of the finest restaurants in town.
    Try infamous fresh faced specialist videographer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I've got a meeting with a famous movie director this afternoon
    Is this to try and get that cock scampy a job

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I was so impressed with the result that I gave the girl a 20 baht tip
    You tight git!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I was so impressed with the result that I gave the girl a 20 baht tip
    Not full penetration then.

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    "a facial" he said.

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