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    Scampys sponsored travels

    I have given this idea a lot of thought over the last couple of minutes and think it could be a great idea, I even thought about contacting scampy and asking him for feedback on the idea etc, but he's a cock so whats the point

    On with this great idea, as scampy basically does fok all anyway and generally foks everything up I think we should sponsor him to travel to different places in Thailand.

    So his first journey I think should be an easy one, Bangkok to Chiang Rai and back again in 7 days, now don't forget he will need sponsors for food and hotels and all that sort of stuff, you want him to suffer stick him in that 150baht back packers place with bed bugs, you want to give him a treat maybe buy him a girl for the night, she will probably steal everything he owns so that could be quite amusing

    His Journey? I reckon his first night should be in Ayutthaya as that is quite nice, and I am willing to pay his MRT fare and I will splash out the money for the fan bus for him to Ayutthaya and his luxury accommodation at MJ Guest House, so thats about 300baht I got to send him anybody going to buy him some food or a girl in Ayutthaya? Anywhere really crap or maybe good that you have thought of going to but haven't bothered? well if its up North then there are 6 more spare days to send him to the most god awfull places there are in Thailand, village 107 comes to mind in Surin, maybe send him the money to stay in a shack there for a couple of days

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    Obviously he will have to take photos for proof that he spent the money on what it was donated for, so if you donate for him to have a night on the piss expect lots of pics of beer bottles, you pay for that lady for him, well those pics have to be posted, so lets all donate and follow scampy for a week it's not as though he has anything better to do anyway

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    He could be a Pony Express rider delivering the mail and such.

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    I think the Scamp would be far to busy in high powered meetings thrashing out percentage rights for all the blockbusters he's working on for any of this crap

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    A mate of mine has a factory with some empty shipping containers. They're a bit dusty at the moment but with a good sweep scampy will be right at home

    I'ts just north of Khon kaen, theres a karaoke joint nearby with blow jobs for 150 baht but the females there are old and dont have any teeth, which is nice, so I have heard

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    you're such a smiley whore richard

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    So spin your going to sponsor his travel to Khon Kaen from where? will you buy him beer or a whore for the night?

    Paddy piss orf to that tesco shelf stackers place.

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    i think he should get receipts, get him a ladyboy from somewhere and try and get them to understand. Plus if he he had loads in one go he could claim back at the airport

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    So spin your going to sponsor his travel to Khon Kaen from where?
    Yeah no probs, from Mong thong Thani?

    I've arranged transport already for the 450 km trip to his accomodation



    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    will you buy him beer or a whore for the night?
    Yep, I'll stand him a few beers and i'll get one of my local female playmates to shag him for free, they're very accomodating

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    I think this is a great idea, seriously.

    There's a guest house in chiang mai that i stay in sometimes when i'm too drunk to get home and i don't have enough money for a tuk tuk.

    80 baht, nice central location.

    i'd like him to review it and would be willing to pay.

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    ^^ is that a nong khai tuk tuk?

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    Ok I am donating for scampys travel to Ayuthaya and hotel, he still needs food and drink though but maybe ROC may sort that out, Chiang Mai Noon is paying for a night for scampys room in Chiang Mai, looking good so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doggsy
    is that a nong khai tuk tuk?
    Maybe, they have them there like that. I think that kind are called Skylabs.

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    spin, put your money where your mouth is and agree to pay for a bit of scampys journey or beer or food or whatever for him.

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    fck him, let him hitch hike, i wanna see that.

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    I would also be willing to sponsor his journey.

    Howeevr, it should be remembered that Scampy has just received a transfer fromhome so he is now one of the idle rich.
    Wait till he has spent it all on wine women and song and before his next transfer arrives before we send him off. Otherwise he will do the trip by private limousine.

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    We need a Sc"map"y to see where he's going

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake7
    Howeevr, it should be remembered that Scampy has just received a transfer fromhome so he is now one of the idle rich. Wait till he has spent it all on wine women and song and before his next transfer arrives before we send him off. Otherwise he will do the trip by private limousine.
    yeah, I'm not paying so he can spend 3000 baht a day on a battered old toyota limo

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    If hes going to be a roving TD reporter send him somewhere nice in the south like Narathiwat or Yala. I hear its lovely this time of year.

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    He should meet and interview a TD member in each location.

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    This would make for amazing reality TV. If any of you have seen the amazing race tv show the couple who comes in last either gets kicked off the race or starts next part of the journey with no money, This is what should happen here.
    Start him off with nothing and instead of paying for things use the money as an incentive for completing the journey, watching him beg for free food and lodgings would be hysterical although I believe he would somehow manage it, but not without calling everyone a c*nt at the same time, throwing stones at every car that ignores him as he is hitch hiking.
    Somebody call AXN Channel they might be up for it, they would only have to meet him for 20 minutes and they'd be sold on watching him suffer!!

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    The timing of this thread is quite ironic as I have just been asked to fly all over Thailand doing some freelance filming with a camera that is more expensive than mine - so I can't stay anywhere cheap.

    I am not one of the 'idle rich' as Blake put it and have just lent 20k to a close friend in need which is about a third of my 'fortune', and as much as I am bored of all this traveling about and socializing - I do need the work.

    Flights and accommodation will be paid for and I will be spending three days in every main destination in Thailand starting with Chaing Mai next week.

    I do not wish to piss my fee up the wall everywhere I go and come back no richer or poorer than I started out and I will not accept charity from any TeakDoor member unless they are minted and wish to consume food and drink at a venue of Blake 7/Chintee standard.

    Scampy's Tour of Duty will kick off Friday 6th June.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    Ah, you've given me an idea.... the TD member hunt.... Scampy is given a TD member to find and can only use clues from TD to find them..... we will give him 200 baht a day and when he finds the next member they will give him a cup of tea and a biscuit....

    Of course Scampy's big pay off will be that he films all this, sells it to C4 and becomes an overnight celebrity sensation.

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    Thailand, thought about as the exotic pearl of the Orient and all that, has got some real Dumps too. We should do a travel thread on them, obviously Scampy will be the Guinea Pig.

    A few thoughts-

    Amata Industrial City, Rayong (or is it Chonburi)
    The red light district of Nakhon Si Thammarat, smelling the fish.
    Is there life in Fang?
    Grimy Yala, dressed as a Mormon
    Accepting the hospitality of Burmese II's

    This could open a whole new travel market.
    probes Aliens

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